Jenny and I were sitting around my kitchen table, shooting the shit, when she noticed the boys up on the roof. She was looking out across my back yard at the new house they were putting up on the lot behind us. As always, both our husbands were away on business, and, as always we were bored, drinking coffee to try to spark some life back into ourselves and the shit we were shooting. From where we were sitting, double sliding glass doors look out on the pool. It was around ten in the morning, the sun coming down hard and bright on the flat blue water, reflecting heat and glare back at us. Along with the pounding from the construction back there, it was giving me a headache.
Jenny got up to close the blinds. "Hey, look, they're up there putting on the roof."
"Yeah," I grumbled. "There goes our nice private pool. The upstairs windows are going to look right down into our yard."
"Guess you're right. But it looks like we get the view, for now," she laughed, still standing there, holding the blinds cord.
"How's that?"
"Come over here and take a look."
I did, and saw three boys about college age, clambering around on the partially shingled roof. What Jenny was talking about was the fact that they were quite good looking and had their shirts off, showing off their lean, glistening, well muscled chests. "I see what you mean."
We watched them in silence for a moment. "But you're right," Jenny admitted as she pulled the cord, shutting them out. "I was looking forward to a swim. I don't know if I want to put on a show for those boys, though. I might be a little too much for them."
She laughed, just kidding around, but it set up some kind of a current in both our heads that swirled around and swirled around, until it began to take a definite shape. We were talking about other things, but the sound of the hammers from out back kept us aware of those boys up there on the roof. Finally, I said what we both were thinking: "You know, it might be kind of fun to take a swim and put on a show."
Jenny looked at me sharply, trying to gauge my meaning. Then she laughed. "Hmm," she said. "Maybe."
"Wait." I jumped up and ran back into the bedroom. "I've got just the thing."
I rummaged around in my bureau till I found what I was looking for, then wadded it up in a ball and closed my fingers around it. It was almost hidden in my hand. I was laughing when I walked back into the kitchen, holding my closed fist in front of me. "Tom brought this back from his trip to Brazil. It was a joke, but I knew I'd find a use for it some day. I guess if we're going to put on a show, we should make it a good one."
I opened up my hand and showed it to Jenny. She looked puzzled at first. I looked down at the wad of colorful cloth ties that lay wound up in a ball in my palm and understood. If I hadn't known what it was supposed to be, I wouldn't have recognized it either. "It's a swimsuit!" I said. "A string bikini from Rio."
I unraveled the ball and spread it out. It was truly remarkable. That it was supposed to be the sole covering for a woman on a public beach was fantastic. It was the absolute minimum, just three tiny triangles of cloth and some thin folded cloth ties. The two triangles of the top were scarcely wide enough to cover the average width of a nipple, and the bottom provided only a single triangle in front to cover a neatly trimmed pubic patch. The back was nothing but string. Of course, Tom had bought it for just that reason. I had modeled it for him once, and it had lain in my drawer ever since. There was nowhere in the U.S. that such a suit could be worn without running afoul of the law, with the possible exception of a nude beach.
Jenny gasped when she saw what it was. She picked it up and marveled. "I don't believe it. No way. It wouldn't stay on. You'd be flopping out all over the place."
She looked at me in outright astonishment and we both burst into uncontrollable giggles. But at the same time I was thinking how right she was. And particularly about me.
Jenny has a nice figure, but not heavy on top. I'm OK too, but decidedly heavy on top. I remembered when I modeled it for Tom. I had to walk very slow and very smooth to keep the damn thing from slipping off. Jenny might get away with it, but on me it would be just plain obscene.
She looked at me amazed. "You're going to wear this out there for a swim?"
"Well," I gulped, "if we're going to give them a show, I thought maybe one of us could."
"What, me?" She held up her hands and vigorously shook her head. "Oh, no."
"Well, one of us."
Jenny was skeptical. "Yeah? Well, it would be a show alright. Especially on you," she laughed. "Now that would be something to see. Those boys would probably fall off the roof. On me, no big deal. Right? So,... I guess you should be the one."
"Oh yeah. You want me to flop all over the place and make a fool of myself. You'd be all tight curves and put-together in it. Bet if we put it up to the boys, I could tell you which way they'd go."
"Maybe," Jenny answered, challenging, "but you'd never have the nerve to wear it anyway."
"Oh," I shot back. "Is that right. But you would?"
"I didn't say that."
"If I did, would you?"
"Well ..."
"Come on. It'd be a kick."
"Okay." Jenny challenged me. "But you'll never do it."
"I would," I answered. "I will. But let's flip a coin or something to see who goes first."
"I don't believe you. You couldn't. It would be ... indecent exposure."
"No, it wouldn't. It's my yard. It's fenced up to six feet high. It's private. They'd be the ones intruding, really. Right?"
"In theory, I guess."
"Well, who's going to do it?"
Jenny looked incredulous. "Annie, really, I don't think you could. You're just not built for it."
"Oh," I snorted. "Is that right, little Miss Trim? I'll have you know I've already tried it on, and it is possible."
"Oh, Annie, that's not what I meant." But she still looked doubtful. "You really going to wear that out there with those boys looking down? You think it's even safe?"
"Oh, shit," I laughed weakly. "What are they going to do, come in and rape us? They're just boys. They get goggle-eyed watching us; they go home and beat off."
"Maybe, but they're just a few years younger than us, you know. If I remember right, boys that age can be downright studs."
"Not with us they won't. This is just a show. Okay?"
"Sure. Fine with me. This I want to see. I still don't think you've got the nerve to walk out the door in it."
"We'll see," I said, showing more confidence than I felt.
"So go ahead," Jenny challenged. "I've got my suit right here. Let's go now, before it gets too hot."
She smirked at me as she pulled her T-shirt over her head and slipped off her sneakers. I matched her, but when she next unhooked her bra and let it fall away from her firm round breasts, I felt self-conscious about letting out my own overstuffed chest.
Not that I'm in bad shape. I work out five days a week and watch my weight. My waist is as slim as Jenny's. But my tits are just so goddamn big. It's embarrassing.
I finally let them loose.
"My God," Jenny marvelled innocently. "You'll never get them into that suit."
"I will too," I shot back. I started tying the stupid little top around me below the damn things. When I twisted it around so the little triangles were in front, and pulled them up over my nipples, it looked like Jenny might be right. But the material was slightly stretchy, so it managed to cover and hold on. I tied the strings tightly behind my neck and stood up. By carefully tugging the triangle patches into place, my breasts stayed nominally in the suit, though acres of untanned flesh bulged out around all three sides of the tiny patches.
Jenny broke into nervous giggles. "Oh Annie," she gasped. "Those boys aren't going to believe their eyes."
I snorted resentfully and stripped out of my shorts and panties. The bottom of that stupid suit was worse than the top. I guess I'd forgotten because I'm so sensitive about my oversized chest. But it really was nothing more than a single triangle of cloth with strings attached at each of the corners. I could get it to cover my pubic patch, but that was it. If I sat down, I would have to keep my legs studiously together, or I'd be showing off my naked crotch. Likewise, bending over would be out of the question. I was beginning to have second thoughts about this whole thing.