This is a crossover with PaleHubby43's characters. Spoiler alert, The Wandaverse has been mainly set in the late 90s. This story takes place in 2007 so there may be details from the future that readers don't want to learn early.
Thank you to PaleHubby43 for allowing me access to his characters.
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Wanda wasn't sure how she got roped into going to Baltimore. Her cousin's mother in law had insisted that all the girls should go on a gals vacation. Diana had begged Wanda and her sister Tanya to come with. Junie Harper was pretty good as far as mother-in-laws went. Junie had always wanted daughters and instead had only one son. When Jacob had finally married Diana, Junie had latched on like Diana was her long lost daughter. The fact that Diana was black didn't stop Junie from wanting as close a relationship as she could have.
Diana wasn't really ready to have a new mother figure as her mother Sheba was still very much alive. Junie longed to be the cool friend type of mom to Diana. It made Diana uncomfortable when her mother in law joked about her sex life with her son. Junie mentioned on several occasions how much Jacob must love Diana's massive chest.
In order to neutralize Junie's doting over her, Diana frequently enlisted Wanda and Tanya to go along on outings with the mother in law. Junie didn't mind, as it gave her two more young ladies to hang out with. As a result, Wanda and Tanya were frequently drug along on middle-aged white lady activities. Wanda and her cousins had even learned to play Mahjong.
It was at a Mahjong game that Junie proposed the idea of a trip to Baltimore. Junie loved musical theater and to celebrate the remake of Hairspray coming out that summer HonFest had been extended to two days.
Of course, the young ladies had no idea what HonFest was. Junie explained it like the trio would have their socks knocked off at the idea of celebrating the 1960s working-class Baltimore culture. Hon was a popular Baltimore term of affection. Junie and her honorary daughters were planning on dressing up in 1960s style with beehive hairdo wigs and muumuus and spandex pants and leopard and tiger-striped tops.
Mama Junie had enough hair to do an actual beehive and wore a verticle striped gold and black muumuu. Diana dressed like the Motormouth Maybelle character with a platinum blond wig and a colorful dress. Tanya took her inspiration from Peg from "Married with children" metallic green pants and a loose white shoulder blouse a big red wig. Wanda went with silver spandex pants and a leopard print tube top over a tacky bright green bra.
The four were having a great time in the Hampden neighborhood where the festival took place. They sampled regional food from Charm City and the Maryland coast. There were booths that sold pit beef sandwiches and sausages from Polack Johnny's. Natural Bohemian Beer flowed like water. The crab cakes were good but not as good as their reputation. The girls were unfamiliar with eating blue crab with hammers instead of the standard crab crackers they had used their whole lives. The girls wisely refrained from letting the locals know that the Maryland Blue Crab was nowhere near as good as stone crab from the gulf.
The Big Ben's Band of Brothers were a group of Penn State ex frat boys who had all gotten jobs working for a national health supplement retailers based out of Pittsburg. The group had season tickets to the Steelers and much of their lives revolved around football. They hadn't planned on attending Honfest, they were in Baltimore for mostly business but were reveling in being obnoxious tourists. The Ravens had beaten their team twice that year ruining their last home game that season.
The Band of Brothers had a major chip on their shoulders as the roamed the streets in north Baltimore. Everything they did, Pittsburg had a better version of. They walked around Honfest belittling everything from crab chips to Old Bay seasoning. While in theory, Honfest was a celebration of blue-collar Baltimore, the reality was most of the festival attendees were well to do upper-class people who avoided the rowdy ill-mannered laborer class toughs of blue-collar Bawlmer. The real working-class dockworkers and welders that worked at the ports would have eaten up the Pittsburg dude bros, shit them out and then wiped their asses with their cheap knock off Steelers t-shirts.
Honfest was usually a pretty tame affair. Despite the liberal amount of Natty Bo consumed during the event, there was little crime associated with the gathering. It was mostly attended by women with a fair amount of gay men also mixed in the crowd. Police presence was minimal and much of the crowd control was done by police cadets. Despite the warm weather, the cadets would wear navy blue one-piece jumpsuits that made them look more like janitors or mechanics than law enforcement.
Honfest was one of Sgt. Brown's favorite events of the year. As one of the Northern District patrol supervisors, he would be assigned to lead the cadets every year. It was the perfect opportunity to check out the female talent coming onto the force the following year. If Brown encountered an attractive cadet he sensed vulnerability in, he pulled strings to get her assigned to the northern. Like many in law enforcement, Brown could sense weakness. Unlike a good police officer who had an instinct to protect the weak, Brown was little more than a predator who would seize on any opportunity to exploit people.
One cadet really caught his eye, an early twenties ebony goddess named Nita. Brown was a serious ass man and Nita was all ass and legs. Even in the less than flattering jumpsuit, it was clear Nita had an amazing bubble butt. Brown knew at some point he would have Nita even if he had to bend her over a patrol car against her will. He would wait years if he had to but she would feel his big black dick at some point. He could tell that like many dark-skinned black women Nita felt less attractive than her lighter-skinned counterparts. God bless the American standards of beauty that made dark-skinned girls with tight curvy asses and toned thighs and calves feel inferior and vulnerable to sharks like Sgt. Brown.
Wanda and her group were having a great time as they wandered the festival. Junie was very excited to see a zydeco band on one of the side stages. Junie loved zydeco music or at least dancing to zydeco. Wanda and her cousins didn't really understand the appeal but humored Junie. Once the band started playing it became apparent that large groups of middle-aged white people found zydeco easy to dance to. Wanda and her cousins were pretty good dancers. They had grown up inventing routines that the three of them could perform. All three of them had developed massive tits quite early and quite prominently so drawing more attention to themselves was not always a good idea. Wanda hadn't been dancing in years. She had married a man that wasn't much of a dancer and being a mom didn't leave her with many opportunities for dancing.
Wanda and her cousins had to admit, the zydeco music was infectious and it got harder and harder to resist the urge to dance like the rest of the crowd. Soon Wanda and her cousins were bopping along with the rest of the group. It didn't take long before a circle cleared around the group. It was hard not to get entranced with the trio of thirtyish ebony hotties. No straight man could help but be enthralled with the huge bouncing boobs that ran in the family. Even straight women were captivated by the motion of the girls' chests in time with the music.
Junie had a great time dancing with the guys her daughter in law and her cousin and sisters were casting off as a steady stream of men took turns cutting in to dance with the black women. All three had grown from sexpot twenty-somethings to hot MILFs in their early thirties. While most of the gentlemen asking to dance were older there were quite a few youngsters in their late teens or early twenties who wanted a chance to bop about with the trio of hot older women.
The Pittsburg crew had just been asked to leave the booth where legendary duckpin bowler Elizabeth "Toots" Barger memorabilia was being sold. They had heard the nickname and imagined a sexy chick. They were disappointed by the whole booth and drunkenly tried to get a chant of "show your toots" going. It was Sgt. Brown who sent them in the direction of the Zydeco stage. On some level, he was hoping they would start trouble in Nita's area so he could swoop in and save the impressionable cadet. If he had known about the three hot big titted black girls tearing up the dance floor he would have personally taken it upon himself to guard the zydeco stage.