I heard the doorbell ring. Oh shit! I quickly hit the pause button on the porno tape I was watching. Buttoning my pants, as best as I could, I stumbled around the half opened boxes littering my new home's floor. I turned on the porch light and pressed my ear close to the door. "Who is it?" I asked.
"Hi, I'm your next door neighbor. " The female voice answered. I swept my buttery hair out of my face trying to look somewhat kempt. Then I opened the door a crack. "Hey, I'm Alice. " She said cheerily. I was dumbfounded. My new neighbor bathed in porch light had a casserole dish in her hands and she wore the lowest cut blouse I'd seen in a long while. My god, she had large breasts that were squeezed tightly together forming a delightful boob valley that she obviously wanted me to see. Why else would they be hanging perfectly over the casserole? "I made you a house warming present. " Alice said warmly.
I stopped staring at her chest long enough to catch her looking down at her own handy work too. She was composed though as she met my gaze with her lovely green eyes. She seemed to know I'd be checking her out. Her curly brown hair was hastily drawn upon her head with a few strands hanging down to her eyebrows. Her thick red lips warmly inviting. "Uh, hi. I... I'm Deacon. " I stammered reaching for the casserole dish.
"Hold on there partner this dish is still hot can I come in and set it down?"
"Oh yeah. " I opened the door for her to come in. Alice shrugged her shoulders a bit as she squeezed past me. I looked over her shoulder down her blouse getting an eyeful of her inviting breasts. Her tight skirted ass rubbed ever so lightly against the barely concealed boner in my jeans. "The kitchen is around the corner. Watch out for the shit on the floor as you can see I'm still unpacking. " I said trying to pull myself together.