The Nakie Frankie Series II: Naked at the Rally
After Andrew texted me the tumblr page dedicated to my humiliating naked "adventures" I sent him a series of texts pleading for him to take it down which started out fairly assertive but eventually got pretty pathetic. They read: "Andrew! That's enough you asshole-take the tumblr page down now!" "Seriously! It makes me look like a total perv who gets off on this kinda stuff! I want it down!" "Ok, listen, you got me naked in front of hundreds of people-isn't that enough?!" "Andrew?!" "ANDREW! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKIE FRANKIE!!" But my pleas fell on deaf ears as Andrew didn't respond to a single one of them.
Defeated, I woke up the next morning to see my roommate, Tyler, standing over my bed. Tyler and I never really got along. Ever since we moved in together it was as though he made it his personal mission to humiliate me as much as possible. He would constantly cook up embarrassing stories about me that he would tell his friends and mine. It also doesn't help that he is much better looking, more muscular, and more popular than me.
This morning, Tyler had a big mischievous grin on his face and I was afraid of what he was aware of with regard to last night. He quickly confirmed my fears when he said, "Good morning Nakie Frankie!" and held up his cell phone which had one of the tumblr links loaded. It was the photo Andrew had taken right after I came out from the stairwell.
As I looked in horror, Tyler laughed and said, "So roomie, you're no longer just a nerd anymore. Now you're a perv to!"
I snapped back, "Shutup Tyler! It's not like that! Someone tricked me!"
Tyler not buying my story said, "Uh huh . . ook, someone tricked you in to stripping down to your briefs and streaking at Dorm Campout, ya ok" and with that he walked off and left the room laughing.
The rest of the weekend didn't go to well. Nobody believed that I wasn't an exhibitionist. My mom made sure to call me repeatably and consistently remind me of how perverted I had been and that it better not happen again. I kept trying to tell her that Andrew was behind it but she wouldn't buy it. She couldn't believe that "such a polite handsome young man" would do such a thing.
Even Katie, Becky, and John didn't believe me!! I couldn't even get Becky on the phone. When I finally got John on the phone he was very uncomfortable and kept saying things like "ya man" "that's crazy" and eventually blew me off by telling me he had to go. When I got Katie on the phone she let me have it.
"Frankie, that was not funny!"
I tried to explain myself to her, "But it was Andrew, he-"
Katie cut me off with, "Ya, I know! It was Andrew, he told us, you called him in to the stairwell and wanted to give him a little show and he called the RA on you! But not before recording some evidence. I would have done the same thing!"
I whined back, "But Katie, he called ME in to the stairwell and seduced ME!"
Katie responded with a chuckle and said, "Ok, no offense Frankie. You are cute and all but have you seen Andrew? He is no where NEAR your league! You expect me to believe that?" I tried once more to explain myself but Katie quickly brushed me off, "I gotta go Frankie, see ya around-hopefully with some clothes on next time!"
The week that followed started off pretty rough. As to be expected I was addressed by my new nick name quite often in the hall and in classes and was constantly reminded of my tumblr page which was quickly becoming more and more popular as many of the videos and photos were being shared and re-shared.
The worst was whenever I would encounter Barb. She would stare me down and sometimes even subtly point at me as if to say, "Don't even think about it!" I dealt with all the cat calls and humiliation by trying to bury myself in my school work. Fortunately, I didn't see Andrew or Kyle all week as we didn't share any classes. By Wednesday things had really cooled down and I thought maybe things could get back to normal now.
Unfortunately for me, those hopes died the very next day. There was a rally on the quad about to take place. The rally was meant to get people amped up for a football game that was taking place later that afternoon. They also wanted to use it to congratulate the girl's wrestling team for winning championships recently.
So, I had just come from the gym and was early to the rally walking around killing time. I was in the typical gym attire, loose t-shirt and baggy basketball shorts. I stopped at the water fountain which was right next to the bleachers they had set up down a little alcove out of view of everybody else. When I was finished drinking I turned around to see Andrew standing right in front of me with a big smile on his face.
I looked at him and said, "You! Do you have any idea the trouble you caused me?! I almost got expelled! Now, everybody thinks I'm a perv thanks to you!
Andrew glibly responded, "Well, you are. You're the one who chose to streak through the hall."
Technically, Andrew was right and I pathetically muttered, "Yea but but you forced me in to running around naked by calling the RA!"
Andrew responded, "Yea, and it was so cute-you and your little bubble butt scampering across through the halls." I blushed a deep pink and had nothing to say as Andrew slowly walked over, put his hands on my hips and said "It got me so hot." He leaned in bringing his lips closer to mine. I couldn't resist and moved my lips in for a kiss when Andrew quickly recoiled in laughter, "Oh my god!! You are sooo easy!!"
Now I was really pissed. I pushed Andrew away and said, "You know what! Just leave me the fuck alone Andrew! You can have my boyfriend you can have your little tumblr page. I don't care just , PLEASE, leave me alone!"
Andrew looked at me blankly, shrugged and said, "Nah, this is too much fun." I opened my mouth to respond but Andrew continued, "As a matter of fact I need to figure out a way to get you naked in front of everyone again."
Andrew jokingly stroked his chin and pretended to be in deep thought as I meekly responded, "Um no Andrew that isn't-" but was cut off.
"How about the rally today?" I went wide eyed and just stared at Andrew in disbelief. "But, how to get you naked again? I can't just seduce you . . well, I can but I don't think you'll just fork over your clothes like last time."
Andrew continued to think to himself as I just stood there dumbfounded by his audacity, "What to do? What to do? Oh! I know, I'll just strip you right here!"
"Wwait, what? . ." I stuttered like an idiot as I took a step backward.
Andrew just held his stare and slowly repeated himself taking a step forward, "I am going to strip you right here. Right now."
Andrew's confidence made me initially quite nervous but then I felt a burst of confidence. The thought occurred to me that Andrew was just being cocky and while he was more muscular than me he wasn't THAT much stronger and I could probably take him. I crossed my arms and confidently looked Andrew in the eye and said, "I'd like to see you try."
Andrew's eye contact didn't waiver at all and he just gave me a subtle nod right before he quickly went to pull my shorts down. I reached down to grab a hold of them but then before actually getting his hands on my shorts Andrew changed his plans. Taking advantage of my bent over position he was able to grab the back of my shirt and pull it over but not off my head so I couldn't see. I scrambled around trying to adjust my shirt when he pulled my shorts down to my ankles!
"Noooo! Andrew stop!" I pathetically exclaimed as I stumbled around with my shirt still over my head and my shorts around my ankles.