The whole incident was so unexpected that it took me several days to remember to write it down. It occurred after I attended a local Comic Convention, where I dressed as a fictional police officer from my favorite show. While it might sound somewhat questionable to impersonate a police officer, I also carried a giant, fictional blade that made it clear I was just in costume. The real story unfolded as I was walking down a quiet alley.
I heard the sound of a lawnmower coming from behind the tall fences beside me. It was none of my business, but curiosity got the better of me, and I stood on my tiptoes to peek over the fence. I expected to see an ordinary middle-aged man in a sweaty, smelly T-shirt. Instead, I was met with a surprising sight--a muscular and strikingly attractive man in his birthday suit!
The naked man stood on the lawn with his back to me. Though I couldn't see his face, his tight, round, and sexy backside was clearly visible. He moved his hips, shaking his buttocks in a seductive manner, as if he were teasing me. His dance was provocative and mesmerizing.
As I stood there, both shocked and appreciating this natural beauty, the man must have heard my footsteps stop. He turned his head to look at me, and I saw panic in his eyes. "Sorry, sir, I wasn't intentionally trying to get your attention. Please don't be alarmed or think of arresting me. I'm just mowing the lawn," he said.
I suddenly realized that he thought I was a real cop--he hadn't noticed my giant blade. This sparked a mischievous idea in my mind. I quickly hid the blade behind me. "Don't move! I've received a report about indecent exposure in this neighborhood. Now, come out of the property immediately, or I'll have to get a search warrant, which will only lead to more severe consequences," I said authoritatively.
The man seemed reluctant, but he did open the side door and walked out. As he stepped into the light, I could see him more clearly. I felt myself getting hard. He was not only handsome and sexy, but his body was toned and fit, and his cock was big.
When he tried to approach me while covering his genital with his hand, I stopped his again. "No. Don't. Stay where you are, and hands up!" He obeyed and stood still, and his big cock got harder.
"You are a pervert." I said, while keeping glancing at his perfect body.
He blushed and looked embarrassed.
I continued my admiration of this hot man. His body was well-groomed and smooth. His face was handsome and attractive. His lips were pouty and seductive. Most of all, his huge dick was hard and thick. It was the best and biggest dick I have ever seen in real life.
"Are you high? Or are you trying to expose your body to someone?" I asked with some amusement.
"No sir. I am a good guy. I was just mowing the lawn. Please don't arrest me. I promise to not show my body to anyone again. It was just a mistake. It's a hot day, so I thought it would be fine if I mow the lawn without my clothes. I didn't think there was anyone walking in this alley. Please have mercy. Don't put me in jail." The naked man pleaded.
I wasn't really planning on letting him go. The way he looked and his attitude made me want to keep him like that. "Sorry sir, but I have to take you back to the precinct for investigation. Now get on your knees, hands on your head, and face to the street."
"But I don't have any clothes on!" He protested.
"No exceptions." I demanded.
The naked man was obviously frustrated and embarrassed. He got on his knees. He followed my orders and was now kneeling in a submissive posture. His back was facing me, and his bare ass was up. He had a sexy bubble butt.
"Now march." I commanded.
"Where to?" He asked.
"You'll see. And keep your hands up. No more coverings." I said.
"Please, not this. Let me cover it. People would see my hard-on and laugh at me." He pleaded.
"Just do what I said." I demanded.
I saw him swallow. He was blushing. He was humiliated. He started marching on his knees, while trying to cover his genital with his legs, and his arms covering his chest. It was meaningless. His whole body was exposed, and his massive cock was bouncing as he marched.
When we reached the street, the traffic noise from the main road was already loud. A delivery guy biked past us and whistled at the naked man. We then saw two women walking down the opposite side of the street. When they saw us, they were shocked. They started crossing the street, trying to avoid us.
I handcuffed his hands to the traffic light pole while he remained on his knees.
"Why are you doing this to me? Please let me go!" The naked man was embarrassed and frustrated.
"I need to punish you, or else you will do this again." I answered with no mercy. "Now stay there until the police car arrives. And then we can take you back to the precinct. Until then, keep your legs straight and hands up, or else I will get my baton and beat your ass."
As the naked man kneeled against the street light pole, his ass and balls were touching the ground. His cock was standing and leaking.
I noticed this, so I decided to make him more ashamed. "It seems like you are enjoying this."
"No, please. That's just how it is. I am not a pervert." He answered, while looking down in shame.
Seeing that he was helpless and completely exposed, I pretended to speak into a microphone, making him think I was calling for backup. I then acted as though a car was arriving and I was about to direct it to our location. Seizing the moment, I quickly ran away, leaving the poor guy there.
At the next intersection, I tore off the uniform, fake mustache, and wig, tossing them all into a rubbish bin. After changing into a normal shirt, I walked back calmly.
More people began to appear on the street. Some were just pedestrians passing by, while others stopped to stare and giggle. He was still tied to the pole, now desperately trying to hide his arousal, but with his hands bound, he was not successful. Among the onlookers were some of the naked man's friends and acquaintances. They were concerned and asked him to explain why he was in such a strange situation.
"Jeff, what happened to you?" Someone asked.
"Were you arrested? You didn't break the law, did you?" Asked by another man.
"It's embarrassing. Can we please not talk about this." Jeff begged.
"We are curious, please tell us. Were you having a kinky sex game and the cops arrived? I am sure it is fun." One woman giggled.
"No. Nothing like that." The naked man said.
"But Sarah do need to know about this. Let's take photos of him first." The man said.
"Oh yes, definitely." The other man said, and pulled out his phone.
The two men and two women took turns to take photos of the naked man. Jeff was still blushing and frustrated. They were all laughing at him.
"No.. please stop. This is embarrassing." He begged.
"Why should we? Your body is great. If you were not our friend, I would have joined you in your kinky stuff." The women teased.
The men also made similar comments.
Someone must have called the real police, because soon, two cops showed up. They were puzzled. "Why are you naked and handcuffed to the pole?"
Jeff replied awkwardly, "Sorry, I thought the other police officer should have informed you guys."
"No. We haven't received any call like that." The policemen answered. "The only call we got was about a naked man playing BDSM on the main street."
When Jeff heard that, he knew what I have done. He was humiliated.
The policemen realized this as well, and laughed.
"So you were pranked by an impersonator?" The cop asked.
"Yes, I suppose." Jeff answered, blushing.
"You are so naive. Why did you think the fake cop was an actual police? Did he look anything like a real one?"
"No, he was wearing a uniform."
"Well, a uniform doesn't mean shit. It could be a fake one." The policeman replied, and laughed. "Oh boy, we will need to investigate the fake police, but since he is not a real one, we should help you out. Come on, stand up."
The policeman unlocked the handcuff. Jeff was relieved. "Thank you. I am so embarrassed."
"No need. Everyone does this once in their life. You should have been more careful." The policeman replied.
The two policemen looked at Jeff's naked body and commented on how hot it was. Then the cops went away.
However, Jeff still couldn't go home, because his friends had gotten hold of him and were now teasing him mercilessly.
"Hey Jeff, you need to learn a lesson from this. Do you know what lesson it is?"
"Yeah. I shouldn't mow the lawn while naked."
"No, not that. You should not trust people. You should have checked if the police was an actual one."
"You are right." Jeff agreed.
"Now, let's get some punishments for you." The man said.
