(This is my second CMNF (Clothed Male, Naked Female) party story. Both stories have turned out to be love songs to very real women that I've known and loved.
Here's to you:)
I stared at the signup sheet. I looked around. We were in the nicely carpeted and expensively furnished hallway of the college's Administrative building. (Yes, they furnished hallways here.) Seemingly normal people on seemingly normal business kept passing by.
"So... it's for real?!"
The skinny, straight-haired, brown-eyed blonde behind the gold wire rims behind the table in the entry hall didn't even bother to nod.
"It's a ninety-four-year-old tradition. And the rules are all here. It really is all about making our new students feel special and welcome. The fact that our girls aren't dressed is practically immaterial."
She now looked up at me expectantly, waiting for me to make some clever remark about the freshman girls' lack of clothing and the use of the word "immaterial."
I did not indulge her.
"I'm signing up," I informed her. I reached for the signup sheet but she placed her multi-ringed, well-manicured hand upon it.
"You haven't even read through our rules and regulations yet," she objected.
I was having none of it. I knew that male attendees were limited to the confirmed number of freshmen girls willing to go nude. I had to put my name in: now.
I raised my hand in a mock vow.
"I promise to obey the rules. I will read and memorize every word of your handout. PLEASE put my name in!"
She sighed and relented. She turned the sheet back around and glanced at my scrawled and printed name.
"Well, James—"
"Jim!"
"James," she continued. "We currently have twenty-two confirmed freshman girls. There will also be six, also nude, female chaperones: seniors, faculty and faculty wives. And no... I am a senior, but I won't be chaperoning nude this year."
She looked away. "I had... an incredible experience, being naked at the party. It was beyond..."
She looked up at me; really looking at me for the first time. "Go in there wanting to check out twenty-eight naked girls— and that's all you'll get out of the whole experience. But go in realizing that these are brave, vulnerable women who are briefly casting aside all of their clothing— and maybe more than a bit of their dignity— just to be appreciated in a very special way by one, hopefully very special guy..."
She actually put her hand on mine. "Then it really will be an eye-opening experience, in more ways than you can imagine."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I learned in the official handout that this most unusual, college-sanctioned, CMNF party started out as a sorority prank in 1929. All of the senior girl chaperones showed up naked— and they eventually convinced many of the freshmen girls to join in their undressed merriment.
Perhaps unsurprisingly— most of the males who were partying quite heartily approved. The surprising part was that at least some nudity was kept up, year after year, until it became a tradition; a regular rite of passage.
There were all sorts of rules and recommendations regarding dress and behavior. Freshman girls were not allowed to wear anything at all: no shoes, not even jewelry, and only minimal makeup. Female chaperones were allowed some jewelry: a watch, a ring, a tasteful necklace. Chaperones would also be identifiable by their ubiquitous high heels.
Guys were expected to wear business attire: ties, jackets, dress shirts and slacks. We also had to fill out an online questionnaire— right on South Valley's website— listing our hobbies and interests. All the materials warned that was not a "nude dating service," however, the party planners would do their best to match "guys to girls."
Oh. The girls would be wearing one thing: a red bow tie that looked as though it belonged on a pretty Christmas present but around their pretty necks instead. Their first name (and initials if needed) would be dangling on a white ribbon between the red. The guy would get to "untie" his assigned girl; the now completely nude young lady would then tie her bow around his left wrist.
Strangely quaint for a CMNF party.
Friday night and I kept checking myself out in the mirror. Silly, I thought; who would be looking at me with twenty-eight naked ladies bobbing about. Still, I did have to look good for my special girl.
It was like getting ready for the strangest blind date ever. Imagine getting a call or an email: "To save time, I'll already be naked. That way, if you see something you don't like..."
Yeah. All I knew was that my eighteen-year-old heart was pounding... and my other body parts were definitely and anxiously biding their time.
Stephen's Hall was a very warm, inviting, old-fashioned building. Furnishings inside were plush, carpeting was plush— and the massive breasts (and matching baby-bottle sized nips) of the apparently totally nude older woman behind the check-in table certainly looked very plush.
I waited patiently for a shy, blushing male student to sign in and receive his instructions. He was visibly sweating through his dress shirt and his tan dress jacket already had underarm stains by the time he left.
I stepped up and tried and failed to maintain eye contact. This was a forty-plus platinum blonde with her hair piled up on her head. She was wearing a pearl necklace and a watch. That was all that I could see from her belly on up.
I guessed her massive mammaries were 42DD...
"44D," she said. "Did you guess correctly?"
I started really blushing and stammering. For some reason I was leaning on her table with both hands. The second female in forty-eight hours put her hand on mine... except this particular female was totally nude. "I'm not trying to make you feel uncomfortable," she stated. I hoped that she was only inadvertently echoing a lyric from 'I Honestly Love You.' "We know it's overwhelming, all of this female nudity, especially for inexperienced young men such as yourself."
Inexperienced! I was ready to tell this impudent nude woman that I had only recently ejaculated just inside the vaginal opening of a very hot young lady. I was technically not "inexperienced."
"That's why we've all decided to just bring things up, and get things out in the open." And she actually straightened her body up and thrust out her own massive "things" even more, making them quiver lightly in a very enticing unison. Now she squeezed my hand in greeting. "I'm Ms. Mackle; yes I'm Professor Mackle's wife." She leaned in conspiratorially. "You can let him know you've seen his lovely wife stark naked— if you'd like to fail his class!"
I gulped. I had just started classes with Mackle two weeks ago... did she know?
"Seriously," she looked behind me and another bug-eyed young man had lined up.
"None of us would be here if we weren't completely comfortable with nudity. So... it's quite alright if you look! My goodness: eighteen-year-old heterosexual males..."
She shook her head.
I showed her my student ID. She checked out my picture while I openly checked out her big-nipped tits. "Your girl is Elizabeth."She handed me a white card made of very heavy stock. Some talented calligrapher had inscribed that lovely name; perhaps actually using a fountain pen.
Again: very quaint for a CMNF party.
She glanced at the guy in back of me but he was in no hurry. He appeared to committing those 44Ds to memory. Nonetheless, she leaned forward and so did I. Any leaning had a remarkable effect on her breasts. I guessed that those big red nipples staring back at me were always that big and always that red.
Lucky professor!
"Have fun; look all you want but no naughty touching! Just remember: we're naked because we like it, or because we just shrug it off, or because we're young and we wanted to see if we could do it. No one here even contemplated stripping off just for your own personal viewing pleasure.
Now get out there!"
She gestured to my left, dismissing me, but with a wry smile.
The Great Room (?) (that's what I'm calling it) looked more like a very old-fashioned gentleman's club. No: not that kind of club. I'm talking dark, wood-paneled walls, dark carpeting, scattered tables, chairs— and even a few living-room style chairs and sofas. I half-expected to see buck's heads mounted on the walls and gray-haired gents puffing on cigars.
And then—incongruously for a college hall— an actual bar, manned (womanned?) by a nude, older, probably senior girl.
She was a classic, curvy and curly long-haired blue-eyed blonde. She was just turning away from an intently leaning male customer, and I was just at the right angle to see behind the bar.
She had such a sweet, curvy ass with dimples that seemed to be winking at me. Soon, she would have to turn around again. I was primed for a prime pussy viewing experience.
For some reason I decided to keep walking— kind of crablike sideways— with my head turned for the perfect line of sight...
... and I smacked right into a slender nude brunette.
"Oh!" "Oh!" we said nearly simultaneously. It was pure luck— good or bad— that my hands hadn't automatically gone out and grasped onto her perky little breasts as the perfect handholds.
"I was—"