Hello! Your nudist friend Jess here, with a true story I think a lot of you all can relate to.
We have all been in the situation of going to a doctor check-up.
But being a nudist makes it a lot more fun.
A couple years ago, my psoriasis problems flared up. It got so bad, so quickly that I needed to see a dermatologist.
In case you don't know, psoriasis is itchy, screwed-up skin. Sometimes there are raised-up red spots on your skin. It can spread all over your body, even gets into your scalp.
As we used to say back in West Virginia, it is a mell of a hess. It looks awful and is a terrible thing to deal with.
It is a bad for a nudist to have. We pride ourselves on our skin. We take special care of it as we try for a dark tan with no tan lines.
That is the main goal for us. We are usually smoothies, we shave our bodies to allow for a great tan, and great oral sex. Who wants hair in their mouth anyway. I hope more people start shaving down there. We would have a happier world.
I went ahead and saw the dermatologist. I wondered if he would just provide a cream for me, or the oily substance that smells like asphalt. I had that over-the-counter stuff before. You rub it on your worst psoriasis spots. He may even prescribe one of the expensive, miracle drugs they advertise on TV all the time for "clear skin."
It was about 2018, well before the pandemic hit.
The first appointment with a skin doctor is exciting because they require you to strip for a full body skin check.
I decided to have some fun with that.
For some reason, they did not have those backward gowns. They gave me a bed sheet to wrap around my nude body.
I thought about being wild. What would they do if the doctor and nurse come into the exam room and the patient is stark naked? Would they be pissed, throw you out, call the cops?
I then decided to push the envelope a bit, but not be naked for my exam.
I would just wear my skimpy white under pants when they came in.
The doctor is young. He is all-business with no personality at all. I thought he was arrogant as hell, just wanted 170 dollars to look me over, then get to his next patient.
I said "what about these meds that are advertised on television all the time?"
The skin doctor got mad and said "if they worked, I'd prescribe them." I don't think he had much faith in them.
After my first visit, I did not have much faith in the doc.
The doctor did not seem to care much. His middle-age nurse with big tits and a great ass liked what she saw of me. I liked what I saw of her.
In fact, she was clearly turned-on. I saw her play with her pussy twice. She kept touching herself and adjusting her panties inside her white uniform. It was fun to see her get so hot and bothered.
After a couple visits to this dermatologist I decided that my condition was not getting any better. What's worse, the Skin Doctor didn't seem to give a shit about my lack of improvement.
I decided to get a new skin doctor, a female one, if I could find one nearby.
In the past I have always sought out female doctors for everything. Mainly because they seem to be more thorough during my check-ups and more serious about treatment options.
I think female doctors are better than male doctors.
Maybe I just like their gentle touch, or when their nurse tells me to strip down for an examination. Yes, no problem, miss! Then the female doctor looks you over, while their hot, young, sexy nurse intensely watches you.
I think nurses have a job perk of sorts when they get to work on a younger of middle-aged guy. You are not the old geezer they usually get, or a bony-ass old woman.
Nurses are usually hot. If they are less than 50, I usually flirt with them. It is pretty mild, tame stuff, but they notice it. They like me and we enjoy our time together. She is just glad to have a patient with a fun personality. Are most people boring at the doctor's office or what?
I enjoy the back and forth conversation.
The other day I was in the chair being put to sleep for surgery. The nurse said, "imagine yourself on the beach, you are relaxing." I should have said, "it's a nude beach, right? Are you there, are you naked, too?" I always think of this stuff to say about a minute after the chance comes about. I was turned on enough to say it that day.
Sometimes there are even female interns at your appointments, to boot. A bevy of female beauties watching you and in your near-nude state being checked out. Pure heaven-on-earth when this happens.
So, in a month I find a new female skin doctor. It is out-of-state, took an extra hour to get there, but it was well worth it.
Turns out, the office is 100-percent female, even the receptionists are all women, plus all the nurses and all the doctors. This really happened. I did not even have to dream it.
Better yet, they are all hot as hell.
The greatest thing is they must do a full body examination of my skin. It is almost worth changing skin doctors just for the full body checks they have to do on all new patients.
This time I decide to get wilder than the last time.
My new female doctor hands me the backwards outfit to slip into. Then she gives me an opening to be nude. She said to undress to my level of comfort.
My level of comfort was being fully nude when the 2 females came back into the exam room.
I am a 20-year nudist, not your average shy patient. I was also turned on and ready to strip.
They are gone half-an-hour. I am getting cold in the exam room waiting for my big nude moment in front of them.
I finally had to put the stupid backwards gown on just to stay warm, but I left it open in the back.
You could see my whole ass and nude backside, if I leaned forward.
The nurse comes in first and quickly peels down the front of the my gown. Her desire to strip me excites me because she was kind of forceful. Clearly liked doing this to me and was surprised to find me shaved from the neck down. I didn't tell her I was a nudist.