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I looked around to make sure that everything was in place. Lube, mp3 player, my dick. Oh can't forget that one! I checked if the door was locked, then by reaching my hand into the shower I checked how hot the water was. I always do this, ever since I started masturbating in the shower. Just a few months ago I realized that in order to have a bigger orgasm I have to take my time. This was, at first, a problem since I still live with my parents. I soon realized that the only safe place to enjoy myself and not worry about anyone catching me was the shower room. Although, I really do take my time masturbating, my parents just think that I started to really enjoy taking showers. Maybe they suspected something, but they never mentioned anything.
I loved how the hot water raised the temperature in the whole room. For some reason my body always responded to heat. In a way that's good, since heat makes me more sensitive, hence -- bigger orgasms. But it would also cause some problems, for example: in summer I would get a hard-on from a slightest touch, or brush. Then I would have to try to avoid any kind of embarrassment caused by someone seeing that bulk in my pants.
I stood with just my underwear on in the middle of the room and smiled. It's time. Although I could've waited for my parents to just leave (they were leaving on a vacation for a whole week. Sure I could've insisted to go with them, but I was just happy that I'll have my own, private free time, away from any disturbance). I was too horny to think straight. And anyway, they'll be gone for a week. I'll obviously have enough free time for myself. I was horny at that moment and I had to relieve myself.
I grabbed my mp3 player and opened a porn video that I had just transferred from my pc. The video started with a beautiful brunette wearing a very small bikini. She started to caress her breasts and moan in this really high pitched tone. God I hate fake moans. She licked her finger and then slowly moved her hand down her panties and began to move her fingers in a circular motion around her pussy. It's funny that I use my mp3 player for anything but listening to mp3s. It was filled with pictures of women doing things from just posing fully dressed to some really kinky stuff. Although I wasn't into hardcore stuff, some pictures claimed otherwise.
I always had this problem that when I have more than one video available for my enjoyment, I just can't choose which one to masturbate to and, usually end up switching between them.
I looked down. A mountain has grown, thanks to the brunette in a small, yet bright, screen. She was now completely naked. She bent over and spread her ass-cheeks. Such a beautiful sight! I don't call myself an ass man, but if she was real and here, I couldn't hold myself from pushing my face into there. I stroked myself a bit and decided to follow her example and get completely naked. I pushed my underwear down and sighted at the sudden freedom that overtook me. My dick was pointing up with anticipation. Well there's no point in waiting.
I took the lube, twisted its top and sprayed it over the head of my cock. It started to slowly drip down the shaft, covering different spots with its jelly delights. I purposely waited until the lube reached the end ( or should I say the beginning? ) of my dick. I took a mirror and placed it in front of me. Just as I thought, the lube had covered only one side while the other one was almost completely dry. I gripped the head and slowly, while making small twists, I started to masturbate.
Suddenly I heard a noise. My parents just left. I'm free -- I thought to myself. I could now unlock the door and roam around the house, completely naked. Instead of watching a video on a small mp3 player, I could watch it on a big (alright, alright it's not that big) television screen. Instead of keeping the volume at minimum, I could make it as loud as I wanted to. Sure the neighbors might hear it, but who cares about them. As if they don't watch porn.
Yet I decided to finish everything where I started, while fantasizing about all those little kinky things I'll be able to do later.
In the video, the brunette brought a partner into the scene and now she was licking his shaft, caressing his balls and looking straight at the camera. It almost felt as if she was looking at me.
Few minutes had already passed when, again, I heard a noise. I immediately stopped stroking myself, but I didn't take my hand off. Did my parents forget something?
I listened carefully, with my dick in one hand and my ear at the door. I heard something that sounded like a crash. Did someone just break into my apartment!? I stood there in a shock. I should do something. I'm not big or muscular, but damn it I'm still a man. Maybe I could scare him off? I looked around and saw a broom in the corner. It's not much but it will have to do the trick. I silently unlocked the door and breathed in. This is it.
I came through the door yelling, with a broom in my hand, like a caveman with a spear ready to fight off any and every beast that has invaded his territory. Fortunately, I wasn't a caveman. Fortunately, the "beast" that has "broken into" my home was a gorgeous woman in light jeans that showed off her perfect long and elegant legs. She was wearing a dark red tank top that covered her big round breasts tightly. She was holding something. I looked at her, her legs, thighs, those wonderful breasts, her long, slim neck and then into her eyes. Her face was just as beautiful as her body. Although you could find a few wrinkles on her face, especially around her eyes, but they just added something very attractive to her portrait. She was in her thirties or forties (I'm awful at telling how old someone is). She was definitely someone that you could, without any doubt, call a MILF.
She was my neighbor.
"Uh" she sighted while looking at me. She blinked a few times. Then her eyes started to go down. She smiled a bit. God she was jaw-dropping gorgeous. "I'm so sorry I barged in like this!"
Only then I realized how stupid the whole situation was. I was standing in front of my marvelous neighbor, naked, with lube dripping from my semi-erect dick, with a broom in my hand. The sun shone and once the sunshine reached my covered dick, my cock lit up like a Christmas tree. She laughed and once again glanced at my penis. It, having a mind of its own, jumped up spurting a small amount of pre-cum. I had to do something.
I jumped back into the shower room, grabbed a towel and covered myself up. When I came back, she was still standing in the same place, the same positioned, smiling with an adorable little smile. Yet she seemed a bit disappointed.
"I'm so sorry that you had to witness all that" I said, with shyness, shame and embarrassment all over my face. "I thought that someone broke into my home" I explained.
"Well you sure would've scared any burglar away" she laughed. Then she looked at the towel, then at my chest. I wasn't muscular. I was quite skinny, actually. She purposely coughed. "Your door wasn't closed and your cat ran away. So I caught her and brought her here."
She was petting my cat Pulky. Pulky was standing on a couch, enjoying my neighbor's hand. This was the first and the only time that I envied my cat.
"I'm so sorry that you had to see all..." I apologized again.
"Oh don't worry!" she exclaimed." I've seen my fair share of..." she stopped and nodded."Let's just say that it was an entertaining performance that I'll keep to myself."
I felt a relief.
"Thank you, I appreciate it."
She laughed again.
"Sorry for interrupting. Please, continue."
She turned around and went out. And, even though feeling weird, I did. I finished what I've started purposely moaning, hoping that she'll hear me. What can I say -- I was horny, I couldn't think straight.
2
That night I thought a lot about what happened and decided that I shouldn't make any over the top conclusions. Sure it was embarrassing. Sure her reaction was unexpected. But maybe she was just being nice. Everyone masturbates; it shouldn't be something to be embarrassed about.
Our flat was on the ninth floor. The view from the windows was amazing but we had to deal with the tiresome climbing almost every day since there was no elevator in the apartment house. I went out into the balcony holding a laptop and a book. It was a hot summer day with soft wind blazing to an unknown direction. I immediately felt movement down there. "Stay down!" I thought to myself. Sat at a small table and opened my laptop. I always do this. I opened up a new Word document and kept it open, while reading a book. Just in case I want to write something down. I hated my hand writing that's why I always had a laptop with me or at least my cell phone.
The book was called "Crime and punishment" written by Dostoevsky. One of my favorites. It has always amazed me how people can breathe life and emotions into written words. I wanted to analyze the authors writing style and make notes that will, hopefully, improve my own writing.
But the hot weather didn't help. After a few minutes I found myself ignoring the book and browsing the internet. At first I checked my email, facebook, then I opened up my gallery and started going through the pictures. I started saving every attractive picture I came across, about a year ago and I had quite a big collection by now. I didn't even notice how my hand started massaging my boner.
I wasn't a fan of porn. I hated the fake moans, I hated the cheesy storylines, I hated hardcore stuff. Scenes that involved women on their knees, with guys surrounding her, insulting and spitting on her, gagging her on their monster, possibly fake, dicks. Tears streaming down her face turning her make-up into a chaotic mess. She wants it to stop, you can see it. A guy walks to her, slaps her on the face, spits on his dick.
"Want this bitch?"- he asks.
The girl nods and wraps her lips around the head of that huge thing.