I recently wrote about my trip to Japan where I almost struck out in trying to get a good erotic massage.
I just got back from China where I had an erotic massage in my hotel room for the first time.
During our last trip here I was with a co-worker who was propositioned a number of times, from what he described as beautiful women, while walking in the hotel. He was way too religious to take these girls up on their offer - or at least to admit it.
So this time I made myself available every evening sitting in the hotel bar by myself, or at the lobby wine bar and not only didn't anyone solicit me, I never saw someone who I would guess was a prostitute.
Finally I take my fate into my hands and I strike out into Shanghai, looking for a massage parlor. I walked for about an hour. I saw one place that may be one, but I wasn't sure, and didn't feel comfortable going in and finding out. So I returned to the hotel.
When I got to the hotel, I had a woman calling out to me before I entered the building.
"Massageee?"
I turn around to find Amy. The looked like a 35ish year old woman. She had a pretty good body and a great big set of tits. Much larger than you typically see in China. I stopped walking and backtracked a bit. She stepped up and quoted me $80 for a massage in my room.
I figured this was just the introductory price and I politely turned her down. She dropped to $60 and I said "OK."
Then she said "how about two girls?" as she called her partner up. "$80 for two girls."
The other girl was not as pretty, but she wasn't bad either, so once I got her to agree to be topless I said "ok."
They walked just a half step behind me into the hotel. I figured this was close enough so they wouldn't get kicked out of the hotel for pandering, and far enough for my deniability in case I ran into a co-worker.
We finally got to my room, and now I was in unchartered territory. I only had a massage in my hotel room once, and that one was very prim and proper.
I stated that I was pretty sweaty, and Amy said "then you take a shower." They sat on the end of the bed to wait.
I stood there and took off my shirt, shoes, socks, and pants until I was just standing there in by boxer briefs. I rolled up my pants and took them in the bathroom with me. Amy seemed nice enough, but I wasn't leaving my wallet or passport with her. I went into the bathroom and left the door open while I stripped the rest of the way down and hopped in the shower.
Two minutes later I was back in the room, naked, and toweling myself off. They told me to lay face down on the bed. I tried to challenge them and said "but you girls are supposed to get topless first."
The agreed they would get topless, but not yet. SO I didn't win that one.