My new female boss and I were already getting a little too flirty when she asked me to escort her to a CMNF party.
Let me back up.
I worked for a small company back in the late eighties, in finance. When my old boss retired and I heard they were recruiting from outside, I groaned. I was going to have to train someone who was making so much more than me.
Then the big boss escorted me in to meet my new boss. My new female boss. My cute new female boss. We looked each other up and down, we opened our mouths, we bit and licked our lips. Big boss was going on and on praising both of us. Neither one was listening to this wonderful B. S. that we should've recorded and put on our resumes.
When he finally left, I gratefully sat down and pulled the chair closer, hoping to hide my physical reaction. Then she burst out: "You're so tall!" and blushed. I was in love... or lust, or something like that.
I was 6' 2" and Lexi was 5' 4". In heels. She had the sweetest face, like an angel... but then she could get the most mischievous look in her eyes.
She was perfectly proportioned for her size. Probably only 32B on top, but they were so nice and round. She always wore silky shirts with enough buttons unbuttoned to show them off, along with a glimpse of her clingy bra.
I haven't even gotten to her legs yet. They were the best I've ever seen on a girl her size. She almost always wore dresses or skirts. I could tell that her wearing silky tops and putting her legs always on display showed how much she loved being the center of male attention.
There was a time, for instance, when I was walking her into work. It was a windy day, and there were landscapers putting in flowers. The wind caught her skirt and blew it quite high up on her thighs. The workers stopped what they were doing and openly stared. She glanced over at me and saw I was taking in the whole show. And she gave my a sly little smile.
I was 29, she was 34. At least, 34 was the age I got out of her after several guesses. But for the next four or five weeks, I was the master and she was my eager student. We spent so much time together at work and I was loving every minute.
When I was in her office she would lean forward and give me a nice view of her rounded mounds and her silky brassiere. Her favorite position though was leaning over my desk, intently looking at my work, but giving me that same sly smile as she saw me openly staring down her blouse and loving every exposed inch of her.
After four or five weeks of closeness she suddenly wanted more. She announced that since we lived only a few miles apart wr would carpool from now on. I never liked the idea of relying on someone else for transportation, but the thought of spending an hour with her in the relative privacy inside a car... I eagerly said yes.
I remember the first time I parked at her house and she was already waiting for me -- with her husband. After he kissed her goodbye and we drove away, I saw him staring after us in my rear view mirror. I'm sure he was concerned about his wife's obvious enthusiasm to be with me. As it turned out, he had every right to be concerned.
This was back in the era of shock jocks. Lexi surprised me by putting one on the radio. When the show got to the 'favorite dirty joke' segment, she listened, giggled and blushed. "I'll bet you can tell me better ones than that!" she said.
So, unbelievably, we would spend at least part of our ride entertaining each other with increasingly raunchy jokes. We were way past the point of behavior appropriate to H. R. guidelines.
One week she seemed unusually quiet, unwilling or unable to joke around with me. By that Thursday the tension was palpable
She suddenly announced we were leaving 15 minutes early. Okay. She was the boss.
I was driving and I asked her what was going on.
"Pull over onto this side street. I need to ask you a -- kind of a big favor. Kind of... embarrassing!"
I did as she asked, stopped the engine and looked at her, a bit worried.
"I... I'm... my girlfriend from college just invited me to a CMNF party. And I want to go! But only if you take me." She practically gasped all those words out at once.
"Did you just say 'CMNF'?!" I sputtered.
"Oh good! You know what it means."
"Yes," I said. "Clothed Male Naked Female. Which means you'll be..."
"Naked" she said. "That's why I want you to be there. I need someone I trust, someone to hold onto when it gets... overwhelming."
I had to look away from her. Why did it seem like, the more flustered she got, the higher up her skirt got?
"But why?" was all I could get out.
She thought a bit. "Lissa and I were a bit wild in college. I was the 'masked streaker'. No, really! I only did it at night and never got caught. And Lissa swears to me that she owes her good grades to a willingness to strip in private for some of her professors. She also swears it never went farther than -- well -- getting naked and putting on a little pussy show."
I didn't know what to say. I was looking away from her.