Being a professor had never been my life's ambition yet as time marches on I feel myself becoming accustomed to this new way of life. Looking back, I am pleased that things turned out as they did. Whereas during my years as a bio-researcher I can count on one hand the number of times I smiled, feeling truly satisfied with my work, now I seem to be grinning every day. For instance, today I taught my class a truly remarkable lesson on the inner and outer workings of mammalian reproduction and sexuality. Indeed, I expect my class will remember this lesson for years to come...
Setting my briefcase down beside my polished oak desk, I scanned the empty room which soon would be bustling with students. The board behind my announced the topic of the day in bold lettering, Mammalian reproduction and sexuality: A practical primer on autonomous and induced response reactions.
While easier to show a film or PowerPoint, if there is one thing I learned in my time as a bio-researcher, it would be that experience is the key to understanding. It is for this reason that I knew a demonstration would be required for the class. My only query was who to choose as my assistant. However, this became quite clear to me as my first student entered class. "Good Afternoon, Michelle!" I greeted her. She paused for a moment as if startled, before responding meekly "Good Afternoon, Professor Reyes." Her slim form hurrying to her seat. From my desk I could very nearly catch a glimpse of her sheer black panties beneath her thin, white skirt as she ascended the steps to her desk. Nearly as soon as she had sat down my class filled with the remainder of my students. Still, in those precious few moments I admired my view of her ample breasts showing through her half-buttoned pink top. It was in this moment that I knew I had found my "volunteer" for today's lesson.
As the last few stragglers came running into class, climbing the stairs to their seats, I greeted my pupils with a smile. "Welcome back everyone, as you all know we have been studying our book's chapter on mammal reproduction recently." "Therefore," I continued, "today we will be diving deeper into the subject with a practical lesson on the matter." A mix of intrigue and confusion appeared on the faces of my students. "For this lesson I will need an assistant to act as an example for the class, Michelle in the pink top and white skirt, please report to the front of the classroom." I announced in a firm yet gentle voice.
Michelle seemed stunned that I called her to be an example. It took her a few moments to adjust herself before she shyly walked to the front of the class, just to the left of my desk. "Now class," I began. "As you all can clearly see, Michelle, being a female has a leaner, slenderer figure. Meanwhile, I as a male have a more muscular and imposing figure. All of this is part and parcel of mammal reproduction, specifically attraction." I see the heads of my students began to nod slowly in comprehension. I elaborate while gesturing to various parts of Michelle's body, "For instance class, here we see Michelle's breasts, you see, evolution has caused men to become attracted to a female's breasts because during the act of intercourse, playing with and caressing a partner's breasts triggers a woman's natural maternal bonding circuitry. Furthermore, as females are evolved to be capable of breastfeeding their offspring, breasts in particularly large breasts have developed a reputation in the male mind as being indicative of a good potential mother and nourisher of children."
The class is frozen in their seats, in a mixture of curiosity and intimidation. I continue my lecture, "Now class, please focus." Michelle appears quite uncomfortable with the sudden attention from her classmates. Her reluctance is even more apparent as I continue with my lesson, her attempting to lean away from me. I grasp her wrist firmly, "Please come here and sit on my desk, Michelle." Before she has time to respond, I sweep her swiftly off her feet and place her in a seated position on top of my desk. "Now class watch closely at Michelle's facial expressions and bodily reactions, as we examine her." While she is very displeased, the combination of pressures from a watching class and my strong presence keeps Michelle frozen in place.