This is a true story.
I had to go to the ER when I got a travel size can of shaving cream stuck in my butt. I was masturbating and using a travel size shaving cream can like it was a dildo. I was traveling on business. I accidentally pushed the can in too far and it went all the way up inside my body. I tried for an hour to get it out but failed. I went to the er and had to tell a receptionist what happened. Then I had to tell a nurse. She had me strip naked and lie on an examination table and wait for the doctor. Then a female doctor and an intern came and examined me. They asked if I was in any pain. They ordered me to have X-rays to establish the position of the can. So I got wheeled to the X-ray department by another female intern. I was naked except for a paper gown/sheet that barely covered the front of me. I got wheeled for ten minutes to get to the radiology department. Then the intern left me in a hallway with people being wheeled in and out of radiology rooms and me sitting in the wheelchair chair naked under the paper gown.