My coworker Alison got up from our small table in the back of the crowed pub. "I'll be right back guys." She leaned over to whisper something into her husband's ear.
Knowing Todd was distracted I took the opportunity to scope out her cleavage. At work her chest was usually concealed but tonight her top was cut low and some lucky piece of fabric was lifting in a very pleasant way. Their whisper turned into a kiss, a long kiss. If I adjusted my angle just a little bit maybe I could see... no she was gone, leaving only a trace of her perfume.
I sighed in a sad sort of way imagining her breasts inches from my face and wondering how her firm nipples would feel against my tongue. Todd cleared his throat and my fantasy bubble popped. He was staring directly at me. I grabbed my long island iced tea and tried to hide the blush that instantly lit up my already tingling cheeks. I had been all but flirting with the man's wife for the last three drinks. By the second one it had felt like she was reciprocating and now he had caught me undressing her with my eyes.
"Do you like Ally's tits?"
I coughed into my glass. "What?" I was going to be punched in the face in about ten seconds. I had to think up something smart to say to avoid a broken nose. "I'm not quite sure I heard you... It's loud in here."
"I think my wife's breasts look great tonight and you seem to be enjoying them too." Another cough, this one made my eyes water and burn a little from the booze.
"I wouldn't..." I started my explanation but he continued talking.
"I just wondered if you'd admit it. I thought you might be drunk enough to be honest." He sounded truly disappointed. "Turns out you're boring like all the other guys who sneak peeks when they think I won't notice."
I drained the last half of my glass trying to think. Of course the alcohol wasn't helping, or was it? It *was* telling me how to respond but years of social programing told me the drink was lying. Maybe this was a situation society hand't prepared me for? I tried to take another sip... just ice. I put the glass down firmly and looked Todd straight in the eyes. "I love looking at your wife's tits."
A big grin spread over his face and relief flooded my veins. "Shit, it's really odd to admit to you man." I laughed awkwardly. Maybe I wouldn't get stabbed in the parking lot tonight. "I've always wondered what she would look like in a low cut top and tonight... wow... tonight she passed all expectations."
"Yeah, I've tried to get her to wear more reaving clothes to work but she keeps saying that she has to be *professional*." He rolled is eyes.
"She's right." I flagged to our waitress. "My entire department would be shut down if she wore a top like she has on tonight."
"We'll have another round please." Todd said.
The freedom of talking to him about his wife was going to my head and I continued brazenly. "We already have lunch hours where we spend the entire time discussing out Allison's breasts. If we had anymore to talk about we'd all have to take the afternoon off just to cool down."
"I know you're joking," Todd laughed, "but do you really talk about my wife's body with your coworkers? I mean some of the people on your team are women right?"
"Yeah, two." I admitted. "They're lesbians." It was Todd's turn to gag on his drink. I chuckled too. "Seriously though the topic of who'd you most like to see topless has come up once or twice." I didn't tell him that we also voted on asses, full frontal and fucking. "Shoot, it's an election year we're voting on everything."
"There are some major hotties in that building. I've been to the company parties. How'd my Ally's tits do?"
"Top marks, top marks." Were my words starting to slur? "But sadly they didn't win. First place went to Tricia May. I'm sure you've seen her and her two friends. They're big, maybe huge. Guys like to look and she likes to show 'em too."
"I think I know who you mean. She's the redhead right?"
"That's her." I said as the waitress delivered three full glasses. "Too many guys get distracted by size... I prefer proportion which is why I campaigned for your lady. The lesbians were in total agreement but the four other guys had the majority."