The following is a 100% completely true story.
The other night I drove to my local park, a large sports complex/nature reserve. It was just after 12.30 and very dark. I parked in a little car park beside the road and walked the 30 or so metres to where a path led beside a fence into the park. About a dozen steps into the path I judged it was time to begin my adventure so I dropped my shorts and left them laying in the middle of the path. It was so dark they could barely be seen and I doubted anyone would come along, but the thought that they might find my pants, or take them, excited me.
As I'd worn no underwear, I was now wearing just a normal T shirt and a pair of sandals. I continued another 200 metres or so until I came to the edge of the soccer fields. Large street lights lit up the space between two fields and some of the fields themselves, but it was difficult to determine exactly how much. On the other side of the fields was the canteen and changing rooms and play equipment for kids. Behind this was the main car park. I knew that young people came here to fool around but there was no movement except a couple of rabbits, and no sound save for my own quickened breathing.
I turned right, heading to the lower, slightly darker field, bounded by a waist-high metal fence. The thought hits me that it's dark enough now....I have to get naked....
I get that familiar, all over tingle that I love..,no......that I crave, as I lift the shirt easily off my head and lay it on the fence. Totally naked now!! Some of you will know the rush I mean, if you don't, you don't know what you're missing!
I continued walking beside the fence, leaving my last stitch behind, and sat in a small covered seating box on the halfway line. I sat on the cold aluminium bench, shivered a little as it touched my bare behind, but the shock didn't last too long. I lit a cigarette, I literally had nothing with me now but my car keys and the box of smokes with a lighter. Oh, and my sandals. I took a few drags on my smoke, wondering how well hidden I was in this box, and what I'd do next...
I looked out onto the field, actually two fields side by side, with an artificial grass wicket in between. It looked pretty dark from here, and I wondered if I could wander out into the middle at the least...I finished my smoke as I contemplated whether I could do it or not, but there was never really much choice.