About four years ago I was sitting at the bar of my favourite local pub.
"What's wrong?" I asked Melanie, the attractive middle-aged barmaid in my favourite local pub, The Modern World.
"I'm in a bit of a jam." She sighed as she carefully drew a pint of beer. "My daughter has left her boyfriend and moved back in with two kids in tow." Melanie flashed me a sad smile before handing the guy his beer.
As the bar was quiet she stood close by and poured out all of her woes while watching for customers. The boyfriend was a lazy good for nothing the daughter had finally had enough; and arrived home jobless and penny less with two school age kids.
After a bit of thought, I smiled and touched hand, which was tapping on the wooden bar. "If you ask nicely, I might be able to help out." I winked as I waggled my empty glass, which was in need of a refill.
Melanie screwed her eyes and whispered, "What do you mean?" as she poured me another pint of beer.
"Is she any good around the house?" I asked before taking a long sip of the golden nectar, "cleaning, washing, ironing and stuff?"
"Of course she is." Melanie replied abruptly, "I brought her up well." Then she realised I was only trying to help; "sorry David; I'm...a bit... you know." Then smiled again.
"Well," I took a couple of seconds, "I could probably do with a cleaner these days; you know...I'm not as young as I used to be." I then winked at the voluptuous barmaid; who raised her eyebrows in mock disbelief.
"Work for you?" Melanie giggled; "A dirty old sod like you?" She then curled her lips in deep thought.
"I don't know what you could possibly mean" I tried to keep my laugh in as I tried to look affronted at her accusation.
"You know what I mean." She hissed through a giggle, "You are like a rat up a drainpipe given half a chance. And...she's my little girl."
I knew exactly what she meant as I'd fucked her regularly for about six months, ten years ago when we had both been married and then again on the night of her 40th birthday.
I looked on with a twinkle in my eye as Melanie sashayed the length of the bar to serve two young lads. She still had a helluva sexy arse and looking at the sheen of the nylon I was pretty sure that she was still wearing stockings under her tight denim skirt.
"Look David," she contemplated on her return; "Liza's not the sharpest knife in the box and I know what you are like. Please; if she does come to work with you...no hanky-panky."
"What must you think of me Melanie?" I gasped as I held my hands to my heart; "I am just a good hearted old man looking to do an old friend a favour." I put on my best 'little boy' voice, "Anyway I can hardly get a hard-on these days without a little blue pill."
We both laughed at my last statement; and Melanie raised her eyebrows again.
"Seriously." I continued; "since that problem with my back I hardly get it up these days...and I can't be bothered to take a pill a day before I want my leg over so I just...you know." Then I winked and made my hand into a fist before shaking it.
Melanie laughed out loud; and quickly turned to see if anyone noticed. They hadn't.
"Really?" She moved forward conspiratorially, "DIY? Really? Nothing else?" I nodded and pouted, before taking a gulp of beer. "Poor you. And such a waste too!" Melanie smirked; presumably at the memory of my 7 inch dick all of those years ago.
The bar became busy and a couple of my friends arrived; so it wasn't until closing time when I was leaving the Gents that I bumped into her on the way back to the bar that Melanie broached the subject again. "Were you serious earlier?"
"Yes; I was." I told her as my hand stroked the small of her back. "I will pay a fair rate of course; a couple of days a week; tidying up, washing, ironing; stuff like that I suppose." I responded as I slowly slid my hand onto her ample arse and gave it a squeeze.
Melanie wriggled away; laughing "Should I tell her to call around tomorrow then?"
"About 11?" I laughed as I tried to lift her skirt.
"No hanky-panky, you randy old sod." She laughed as she pulled away and wagged her finger, "You promised."
When I arrived home I went straight onto my computer and the found the hidden file with the three films I'd secretly made of me fucking and spanking Melanie 10 years ago and wanked myself to sleep.
The next morning; as expected just before 11am there was a knock on my front door.
"Hi," the pretty young woman smiled, "Mr. Watts?"
"Call me David, and you must be?" I smiled as my eyes scoured her body.
"Liza, Liza Radley...you know my Mum, Melanie?" The girl nervously muttered, "she said you were looking for a cleaner or something."
I very nearly licked my lips at the thought of 'something.'
"Come in and we can have a chat"; I told her as I ushered her into my house. She was definitely her Mothers daughter as the busty girl's arse wiggled from side to side when she walked towards the living room.
"Would you like a tea or a coffee?" I asked.
"Coffee please." She replied as her eyes flicked around the downstairs rooms.
When I walked into the living room with the drinks she was already sitting on the sofa and had taken her jacket off. Her cream coloured blouse was a size too small, making her big boobs very nicely on display; especially when she leaned forward to pick up her cup.
Young Miss Radley had short, dyed black hair with a red flash across the front; but otherwise was very pretty in an English Rose way; with freckles across her button nose. Physically she was what the websites would call 'chunky;' not fat but fulsome; hourglass even. Plus she had very big round tits, thick muscular legs and a very spankable arse (not unlike her Mothers).
Over the next ten minutes or so we chatted about what the job. We agreed it would entail cleaning and doing my laundry but also ironing my clothes too. We agreed on her visiting three mornings a week; straight after she dropped her kids off at school and I would pay her Β£45 cash in hand.
The young girl was very friendly and soon relaxed; even accepting my offer of a second cup of coffee. .
When I came back this time she was slightly reclining flicking through my TV magazine and had crossed her legs giving me a little flash of stocking top.
"Well, I'm pleased to see you've got your Mothers good looks." I smiled as I deliberately placed her cup in the middle of the coffee table affording me a few good looks down her blouse. "And her good taste in clothes too." Which I said with a wink; which made her blush.
"Thank you; I try my best." She chuckled as she realised I'd seen her stocking top; so pulled her skirt down; but kept her legs crossed; which meant it quickly rode up again.
Definitely her Mother's daughter!
At the pub that night Melanie thanked me for giving her daughter the job and slipped me a free whisky; although my request for a gobble would have been more fun.
As promised Liza arrived bright and early on Monday morning, Apart from being a stereotypical Chav with her kids names tattooed on her neck and lots of shiny gold jewellryI was pleased to see she was wearing a baggy spaghetti strap vest with a pair of very thin leggings that accidentally showed her polka dot knickers.
"You look especially lovely this morning," I commented as she walked down the corridor to the kitchen.
"Thank you," she smiled, "But Mum said that I had to remind you - no hanky-panky!" Liza chuckled as she picked up her cup revealing a tattoo on her tit and lots of her pink bra which was the type that not only 'lifts and separates, but exaggerates too!