Have you seen that new movie that just came out? No? Me neither! I mean, we went to see it, one of those "romantic comedy" things starring... oh, what's her name... you'd know who I was talking about, if I could remember! (What? A guy can't take his girlfriend to a chick flick once in awhile?) Anyway... so we go to the movies, really intending to see the movie, but, well, you know... dark theater, popcorn, a bag of those candy corns... yep, you get the idea!
So, there we were in the back row... the matinee showing... (Damn! Still can't remember that actress who was in it... oh, I know you'd know who I was talking about; you might even be able to help me remember the name of the movie!) ... and at some point during those previews of coming attractions, she gave me my private preview of her own version of a coming attraction. ("Rebecca" something or other... Oh, sorry, still trying to think of that woman in the movie...)
"Want some popcorn?" she whispered, then threw a couple morsels at my face before I could even answer her.
"Damn! How'd they do that! Gots to see that movie! What do you think?" I whispered back, oblivious to the pitter-patter of puffy popcorn bouncing off my cheek.
"Have some more!" she giggled, tossing a whole handful that time.
"Huh?!"
(She's so cute when she gets frisky! I knew all along what she was doing; just figured I'd pretend to be not paying attention! Just to see how far she'd go, you know?)
"Kiss me like ya mean it!"