I'd matched on Tinder with one of the chicks upstairs at work, and she'd come down and blown me. I'd really enjoyed it and she'd sounded like she wanted to do it again, so after a couple of days of me just looking at her when I dropped off her mail, I decided to call her again, just before lunch.
"Hello sexy," I said when she answered the phone.
"Hi, this is she," she said. I guessed that somebody was nearby and probably listening in.
I decided to carry on with the sexy / funny way I'd started out on this affair.
"I was hoping I could deliver that large package again?"
"Fine," she said, "I'll be right down."
I decided to surprise her, so I rushed over to the door and locked it. I then went and stripped off, everything, and waited for her to knock on the door.
"Who is it?" I called out, in a silly high pitched voice.
"You know damn well who it is," she replied.
I cracked open the door and checked it was just her, then let her in, staying behind the door. I closed the door and locked it.
"Did you start without me?" she asked, grinning.
We kissed and she grabbed my dick, stroking it and my balls. I stroked her tits and when I tried to unbutton her blouse, she stopped kissing me.
"Here, let me," she said. "Why don't you sit down?"