I always wanted to be a nude model for a female artist. I finally got a chance last year. I saw an ad on Craigslist by a woman looking for a male over the age of forty to pose nude for pencil sketches. I'm fifty years old, so I figured this might be my last chance.
I responded to the ad, then we emailed each other, and that led to a phone call. We talked and she told me her name is Wanda, she is seventy-four years old, and she walks with a walker. She asked if that was a problem for me and I said no. She then told me that she'd had a lot of responses to the ad, but when they found out how old she is they all bailed out on her.
We made arrangements to meet in person and she seemed like a nice old lady. Her name is Wanda. She ended up offering me fifty bucks an hour. I would have done it for free, but she didn't need to know that.
She said, "I'm embarrassed to ask, but are you circumcised?"
I told her I am and she seemed happy about that. Then I told her, "You didn't have to ask. You would have seen for yourself on Saturday," and she blushed.
The first session was two days later. I was shocked at how big her house is. It's got five bedrooms and the living room has about as much square footage as my apartment. There's an Olympic-sized swimming pool in the back yard.
Wanda told me, "Take off your duds and toss 'em on the couch. It's just us here, the maid is off on Saturdays."
She sketched me in a couple of different standing positions and we didn't chit-chat much. The hour went by quickly. I was worried about getting an erection and freaking out the old lady, but I didn't get hard so no worries there.
When it was over, she gave me a hundred bucks instead of fifty. She said the extra was a bonus to make sure I come back. She also asked if I was cold when I was posing and I said no. She said, "Well, I noticed you didn't get an erection, so I thought maybe you were too cold." So maybe she wouldn't have freaked out after all.
I came back the next Saturday. I took off my clothes and was standing there by the big bay window waiting for Wanda to get ready when another woman walks into the room. This woman was mid-forties, short with a really blocky-looking body and big shoulders for a woman. She had short blonde hair that hung straight down and she wore big round glasses. She's not pretty.
She walked up and just stared at me.
"This is Cindy, my maid," Wanda told me.
"I thought she was off on Saturdays."