Previously On...
Ch. 1 - Thursday night, my new roommate Charlie decided to have a casual masturbation session on the couch while I sat there...
Ch. 2 - The next morning, Charlie tells a story about an incident at work, one that's... hotter than expected...
Ch. 3 - Later that day, Charlie's phone call is a voyeuristic paradise...
Ch. 4 - A movie night turns dirty as Charlie becomes intimate with her bottle...
Ch. 5 - A little naked yoga from Charlie started the day off differently than expected...
Ch. 6 - Charlie brings a co-worker on a nature walk, a... wet and kissy one...
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Saturday had trailed on and by early evening, I had finally decided to emerge from my room where I'd been recuperating from the surprise moments of voyeur throughout the day. There had been no more contact between Charlie and myself since the walk in the woods, in fact, I wasn't even sure she had come back to the apartment since we'd parted ways earlier. It wasn't until I checked my phone for the first time in a little while that I got a sense of what was happening and where the night might go.
I had received a text from Charlie that read:
[8:03pm - Heyyy. We're out, got a lil fucked up, Rosie can't drive. She's gonna stay over. We'll take an uber. See you tonight.]
Huh...
As was becoming very commonplace at this point, the level of familiarity between Charlie and I continued to baffle me. Were we friends?
Not really.
Acquaintances?
By definition.
Some kind of couple?
Hell no.
But somehow, there was a growing affinity that I felt between us. Call me old fashioned, but seeing someone in such an intimate and vulnerable state automatically lent towards a deeper connection.
[9:31pm - cool]
I responded.
I took advantage of having the space to myself for a minute, taking a look at the food options I had scattered around. I didn't have all that much energy to create a full meal, I think I was still a little caught up in everything that had been going on these past few days.
Somewhere in the fridge, past the remaining bottles of beer that Charlie had stashed there
(eye roll)
there were a couple of leftover slices of the pizza we never got to as our movie was cut short by her, you know, fucking the aforementioned beer.
Sweet.
I grabbed a slice, threw it in the toaster and waited to eat.
A few minutes passed, I was watching something on youtube when another text came in, revealing temporarily over my video.
[9:39pm - hi!]
I swiped it off my screen.
I'll get to that later...
I kept watching and taking small bites from the pizza I let get too hot.
[9:40pm - HI! CA]
,
huh?
[9:40pm - N U GETUS???]
The fuck?
I paused my video and texted back.
[9:40pm - What?]
I sent.
A few minutes passed, just as I was about to restart my video, another one came in.
[9:44pm - SO DRUNK - I CANT UBER.. CAN U CUM GET US?]
Oh great, I LOVE texting drunk people. Fuck...
Didn't I just say I wasn't sure what our relationship status was? Was I this guy now? The savior roommate who comes to the rescue when someone is in need? Saying it out loud, I felt a little douchey that my first inclination was to shrug it off. I couldn't just leave her stranded I guess.
Fuckin' fine. Gah!
[9:46pm - When and where?]
I waited for the answer a bit, meanwhile getting dressed. She eventually confirmed that she was at a drag bar downtown, Eden's Garden, and they wanted their ride now.
Lovely.
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Getting there was fine. Finding parking nearby was fine. Actually getting the two lady lushes into the car, not so fine.
I waited around the corner from the bar for a while, texting a little just to make sure they were on their way. It took like fifteen minutes before they actually showed up at the car, and when they did, it was a bit of a struggle getting them in.
Firstly, they were both smoking, which thankfully, no matter how drunk they may have been, they already knew it wasn't happening in the vehicle. So I waited in the driver's seat while they leaned against the side, finishing up some random talk about something I could have cared less about while they puffed the last bits of their cigarettes. I wasn't in a mood or anything...
Eyeroll...
When they finally were ready to come in, Rosie got in first, starting on one side of the backseat and sliding over. At some point in the day they had changed for their outing, she was now wearing a black leather jacket over a white and tight v-neck shirt on top of a vibrant red bra that peeked out of the top over her heaving chest, and then some dark blue jeans and a pair of leather boots that came up almost to her knees. It was kinda nice. Her hair was less methodical in its straightness, now a bit wavier and pulled up in a bun.
It was a second before I figured out what Charlie was wearing because a 'new normal' had already started. Somehow, only a handful of hours after seeing her release in the woods, I was already being...
gifted? Shrug...
with another sighting.
"Hold up," she said as she fashioned herself between the open door and the entry of the car, lifted a leg and put her foot on the car's door-well and obviously clad in a skirt, started pissing on the ground.
She wobbled, dangerously close to falling, periodically the littlest bit of her piss stream would touch the metal edge of the car's door-frame, taunting entrance to my car floor. "Yo! Careful though, alright?" I snapped.
Rosie leaned over and helped steady her until she was done relieving herself and could enter the car, essentially falling into the back seat with a thud.
I could now see that she was wearing a similar jacket to Rosie but dark denim instead of leather laying over a
*gulp*
fishnet top with nothing underneath, glitter smeared across her chest, and then a black skirt and black flats.
"Thank YOU," she said/yelled, leaning forward between the front seats, "you're a fucking life saver, my guy!" She fell back into the seat next to Rosie, lifting her leg a little on the seat, giving a quick accidental flash, then dropping it with a thud.
"Ready?" I half asked as I started to pull away.
The twenty six and a half minute ride home was mostly recounting the events at the bar in unhampered yells, disagreements with the window itself for rolling down too much or not enough, a blatant disregard for seatbelts, and... and...
Fuck, here they go again.
"Kiss me, bitch," Charlie said as she pulled Rosie's face to hers. Through the rearview (which I considered removing because of the major distraction reflected in it) I saw Charlie open her mouth wider than a birdbath while leaning backwards over Rosie's lap and letting her co-worker's tongue swim inside her mouth.
I don't know if they knew I could see them but they had to have
some
sense that they weren't alone, right? Beyond that, whether it mattered or not what they knew, I had to entertain the thought of how far this could go before I'd have to interject. Would I have to interject?
Oh god, please don't make me have to interject...
The word kissing stopped applying to what they were getting up to with their mouths in my backseat.
You have to be shitting me.
Suddenly Charlie was no longer leaning back and letting Rosie dive into her face, instead she was on her knees, equal height to Rosie's lips, and I can only describe the sounds that were emitting from them as an unplugged vacuum cleaner on account of the sucking.
Charlie pulled Rosie's skin into her lips, releasing again and again with a loud 'pop', starting with Rosie's lips, tongue, cheeks, then moving down to her neck, clearly going for the world's darkest hickey.
But then, in the
back seat of my fucking car,
Charlie started to tug on Rosie's shirt, trying to get at the skin beneath her jacket's lapel or her shirt's collar and let her mouth invade that territory without recourse. "Gimme," she said as she gained a couple of inches on Rosie's already low-cut top.
I did my best to share headspace with the road and the rearview, making sure I at least had 30 feet of straightaway before returning my gaze to the backseat's reflection. While Charlie worked to consume Rosie, Rosie sat back, being a little bit less aggressive and a bit quieter in general, and received the attention.
At one point, Rosie looked up as I coincidentally was looking in the mirror. I shot my eyes back to the road as if they'd always been there but couldn't resist looking back a few seconds later, and confirmed, Rosie was still looking at me. She smiled.
I don't know what kind of knowing there was, but somehow, I understood on a deep level that we both were thinking in that second about how much Charlie Vey was. I don't think in any kind of bad way, mind you. I think it was more of a 'can you believe this' kind of thing. And no, I kind of couldn't. But, it was happening. Again and again, it was happening.
The last of the car ride was coming to an end and I prayed I wouldn't have to tell them in any kind of way that we were there. But luckily as I pulled into the parking lot, Rosie was attentive enough to give Charlie a tap on the shoulder, causing her to pop up like a prairie dog and realize where we were. "Oh shit, good job, dude," she said to me.
They managed inside fine enough and once therein, I separated myself from them, having absolutely NO intention of babysitting two inebriated ladies. I went towards my room once I confirmed the front door was closed and locked but was stopped when Charlie mildly blocked my path.
"Hey," she started, louder than she needed to be, "wait a sec."
"Yeah?" I said tepidly.
"Can you do me a big favor?"
Oh please no...
"I need to get all this glitter off. I'm'a take a shower. Can you sit with Rosie?"