Previously On...
Ch. 1 - Thursday night, my new roommate Charlie decided to have a casual masturbation session on the couch while I sat there...
Ch. 2 - The next morning, Charlie tells a story about an incident at work, one that's... hotter than expected...
Ch. 3 - Later that day, Charlie's phone call is a voyeuristic paradise...
Ch. 4 - A movie night turns dirty as Charlie becomes intimate with her bottle...
Ch. 5 - A little naked yoga from Charlie started the day off differently than expected...
Ch. 6 - Charlie brings a co-worker on a nature walk, a... wet and kissy one...
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Saturday had trailed on and by early evening, I had finally decided to emerge from my room where I'd been recuperating from the surprise moments of voyeur throughout the day. There had been no more contact between Charlie and myself since the walk in the woods, in fact, I wasn't even sure she had come back to the apartment since we'd parted ways earlier. It wasn't until I checked my phone for the first time in a little while that I got a sense of what was happening and where the night might go.
I had received a text from Charlie that read:
[8:03pm - Heyyy. We're out, got a lil fucked up, Rosie can't drive. She's gonna stay over. We'll take an uber. See you tonight.]
Huh...
As was becoming very commonplace at this point, the level of familiarity between Charlie and I continued to baffle me. Were we friends?
Not really.
Acquaintances?
By definition.
Some kind of couple?
Hell no.
But somehow, there was a growing affinity that I felt between us. Call me old fashioned, but seeing someone in such an intimate and vulnerable state automatically lent towards a deeper connection.
[9:31pm - cool]
I responded.
I took advantage of having the space to myself for a minute, taking a look at the food options I had scattered around. I didn't have all that much energy to create a full meal, I think I was still a little caught up in everything that had been going on these past few days.
Somewhere in the fridge, past the remaining bottles of beer that Charlie had stashed there
(eye roll)
there were a couple of leftover slices of the pizza we never got to as our movie was cut short by her, you know, fucking the aforementioned beer.
Sweet.
I grabbed a slice, threw it in the toaster and waited to eat.
A few minutes passed, I was watching something on youtube when another text came in, revealing temporarily over my video.
[9:39pm - hi!]
I swiped it off my screen.
I'll get to that later...
I kept watching and taking small bites from the pizza I let get too hot.
[9:40pm - HI! CA]
,
huh?
[9:40pm - N U GETUS???]
The fuck?
I paused my video and texted back.
[9:40pm - What?]
I sent.
A few minutes passed, just as I was about to restart my video, another one came in.
[9:44pm - SO DRUNK - I CANT UBER.. CAN U CUM GET US?]
Oh great, I LOVE texting drunk people. Fuck...
Didn't I just say I wasn't sure what our relationship status was? Was I this guy now? The savior roommate who comes to the rescue when someone is in need? Saying it out loud, I felt a little douchey that my first inclination was to shrug it off. I couldn't just leave her stranded I guess.
Fuckin' fine. Gah!
[9:46pm - When and where?]
I waited for the answer a bit, meanwhile getting dressed. She eventually confirmed that she was at a drag bar downtown, Eden's Garden, and they wanted their ride now.
Lovely.
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Getting there was fine. Finding parking nearby was fine. Actually getting the two lady lushes into the car, not so fine.
I waited around the corner from the bar for a while, texting a little just to make sure they were on their way. It took like fifteen minutes before they actually showed up at the car, and when they did, it was a bit of a struggle getting them in.
Firstly, they were both smoking, which thankfully, no matter how drunk they may have been, they already knew it wasn't happening in the vehicle. So I waited in the driver's seat while they leaned against the side, finishing up some random talk about something I could have cared less about while they puffed the last bits of their cigarettes. I wasn't in a mood or anything...
Eyeroll...
When they finally were ready to come in, Rosie got in first, starting on one side of the backseat and sliding over. At some point in the day they had changed for their outing, she was now wearing a black leather jacket over a white and tight v-neck shirt on top of a vibrant red bra that peeked out of the top over her heaving chest, and then some dark blue jeans and a pair of leather boots that came up almost to her knees. It was kinda nice. Her hair was less methodical in its straightness, now a bit wavier and pulled up in a bun.
It was a second before I figured out what Charlie was wearing because a 'new normal' had already started. Somehow, only a handful of hours after seeing her release in the woods, I was already being...
gifted? Shrug...
with another sighting.
"Hold up," she said as she fashioned herself between the open door and the entry of the car, lifted a leg and put her foot on the car's door-well and obviously clad in a skirt, started pissing on the ground.
She wobbled, dangerously close to falling, periodically the littlest bit of her piss stream would touch the metal edge of the car's door-frame, taunting entrance to my car floor. "Yo! Careful though, alright?" I snapped.