Hello I'm back again. This happened last summer, but I haven't caught up yet. I seem to be getting into more and more scrapes!
It was a lovely day last summer. Linzi and I had driven to the countryside near the town we live in, parked up at a charming country pub and had lunch. Afterwards we went for a walk across the fields. Soon we were miles from anywhere.
We came to a small stream. There was a choice of some stepping stones where we were or, further down-stream a small bridge. Fatefully we chose the stepping stones.
Linzi got across with no problems. I was just over half way when I slipped, tried to jump to the next stone, missed and fell in the water. I noticed two things. It was deep enough to soak me completely and it was surprisingly cold!
I struggled to my feet. Linzi was no help; she just stood there laughing. My thin cotton sundress was clinging to my every curve, my bra and knickers soaked through. I was shivering from the coldness of the water.
We moved into the field. It was lovely and sunny.
Linzi made a suggestion.
"Why don't you get those wet things off, we can dry them on the tree over there? Anyway I fancy sunbathing."
With that she began peeling off her clothes! I looked around. We were in the middle of no-where, surely it would be ok? Linzi stuffed her clothes into her bag.
I stepped out of my wet dress, bra and with a quick nervous look round, my knickers. Carefully I hung them from the branches of a nearby tree. It was a bit shady there so Linzi suggested moving into the sun.
We picked a spot and Linzi and I lay down on the soft grass, both naked! I looked at my friend, slimmer and less curvy than me, but with fabulous legs. It felt strange lying there naked, feeling the warm sun and the occasional cooling breeze on my skin. We were giggling and chatting, but the lunchtime wine began to take effect and I felt drowsy. Linzi was having the same problem and carelessly we nodded off!
I don't know how long we dozed for it may have been five minutes or fifty. When I woke I knew I needed a pee. In spite of being in the middle of nowhere I felt the need for privacy so I headed into the bushes, on the far side of the field. It was an exhilarating feeling walking naked through the field. Once in the bushes I did what I needed to do, feeling strangely liberated by the experience.
When I came out I was greeted by surprise.
There was a tractor in the field, Linzi was gone and so were my clothes!
I dived back into the bushes and began to fight rising panic.
I assessed the situation. I was naked, miles from the car, my friend and my clothes were nowhere to be seen. I gave in to panic for a few moments and swore repeatedly.
Then I realised this was getting me nowhere. The tractor and driver were blocking my return. Luckily we had been on a roughly circular walk so I could continue the way I was heading. The only downside was being naked!
I set off along the path. Whereas earlier it had been deserted, now it was like a motorway! Joggers and cyclists appeared at regular intervals. I dived into the bushes as each went past.
I considered stopping female joggers or cyclists, but until it was too late I couldn't tell who was who, so I had to hide until it was too late to stop them.
It was slow going, having to hide every few minutes. Then I came to an obstacle -- a road. The path crossed quite a busy road. It was a few yards in the open, on each side of the road. Twice I crept towards the road, then I had to scurry back as a car approached. Both tooted their horns at me. This was getting serious; someone undesirable might stop!
I waited until the next car passed then sprinted, boobs jiggling across the road... and bumped straight into a couple of walkers coming the other way! From my position on the floor, legs embarrassingly parted I could see it was a middle-aged couple, husband and wife I guessed. He was tall, over six foot, she was nearer my size. He was clearly enjoying the view; she just looked bored.
"I'm so sorry," I gabbled launching into an explanation for my nakedness. "I really need your help to get back to the Oak Tree pub. Please help me." I broke down in tears, which streamed unchecked down my face.