7:10 pm! The Dive Inn Hotel, Caretaker, South Carolina.
Clinton Biles was snoring like his nickname, a bear. Having been up all day and night between working at Harbinger Shoals cutting trees then becoming security guard. He was worn the fuck out. Peace and quiet for once, he hit the Queen size bed he called home and was out like a light. More apt, out like the dead body Dawn Bearpaw and Midnight Amador happened upon.
Able to drive his own car for once made life so much easier. His wife Mindy was off running errands all day with his new lover Britney Saunders. Yes, they knew and approved of one another. Having knocked out around 3:00 in the afternoon under the air conditioning it was instant Nirvana. Four hours later he heard the door open and found his lovely ladies hovering over him. "Rise and shine! You're relocating, Mister Bear." Mindy crawled into bed and straddled her husband's hips.
"I need sleep." He mumbled with his eyes shut.
Next to the bed stood Britney Saunders cuffed to young Alexis Roster, her free hand covering the girl's eyes. With Clinton nude atop his covers there was a whole lot of hairy real estate to see. Not for the nympho! Ali surprisingly behaved and actually turned her back to him the best she could. Of course, there was a huge mirror on the wall to see his reflection in. Mostly his legs and scrotum with Mindy's big ass on top. Ah, well!
"Moving van is ETA fifteen minutes. I paid the furniture store more than the furnishings are worth to bring them in tonight from Cordoba. You have a brand-new King-size bed to hibernate on Bear."
"Happy with my Queen."
"Aww! As I sit on his throne." Mindy giggled then stretched out over him to kiss her man. "Maybe we should just let him rest Brit. He has had a rough 24-hours."
"You're right! The delivery guys can haul everything in. The only problem I have is Dolan made me promise not to take Ali's cuffs off of either you or I."
"We could cuff her to Bear." Mindy snickered!
"Oh, yeah, that would go over well. You and I have enough to contend with adding Lakshmi to his harem."
"Hey! I have Ollie."
"You had the pizza guy last night too. We are not trusting you alone." Bad enough she sucker-punched the ladies at the furniture store, the engaged salesman and sales lady playing with Alexis in the restroom right under Brit and Mindy's noses. Evil was everywhere and Ali was the Devil's daughter. Worship me Motherfuckers! That they did.
"And her neighbor, and his son."
"Say what?" Clinton revived and lifted his head groggily. "Just since the Rez? Kid, you're insatiable."
"Hey! My future stepmom did the dad."
"Stepmom?" He shook his head to clear the cobwebs. "CC get engaged?"
"Nooo!" Mindy rolled her eyes! "Ali is just predicting the future."
"Fuck it! Get on up off me, Mindy Lou." He took his pillow from behind his head to mask his nudity once Mindy crawled away. Looking over at Ali's back he stood up and ditched the pillow in order to put on his pants. Forgetting the mirror, he heard Alexis praise the Bear God!
"How do you two fuck that? I knew he cut down trees for a living, but he brought a trunk home with him."
Mindy realizing his reflection stepped in front of Clinton blocking her view. "Behave! That goes in my Bearcave!"
"I will if you add, or I'll have Bear paddle your ass." She razzed Mindy! "I'd fucking love that."
"Never gonna happen!" Clinton growled, pants up and zipped. "Either, or!"
"I'm joking! Geez! Tell him what else you bought him Brit."
"Will you shut up already! Can't I surprise my man?"
"Her man!" She pointed at Mindy. "I like how you share each other. Did I tell you Oliver shared me with his whole biker club? The LEZistance too! Girls aren't so bad but I prefer big bad boys... like Clinton."
"Yeah, let's just brag about a gangbang and being chained up in an oil change stall, behind a hidden door." Brit frowned! "I think you should roommate with my mom in the loony bin."
"I wonder how Chantele is settling in?" Mindy dared to ask.
"I'm certain she's screaming her head off now that they've probably burned her fur coat and given her a bath."
"Fancy new strait jacket!" Clinton recalled her last bath at the car wash as he put on a t-shirt. "What did you buy me?" Cheesy grin out of nowhere!
"A razor for your Harley... I mean hairy chest." Ali turned back to face them then palmed her mouth. "Oops!"
"Wait! What? You didn't let me pick out my own bike?"
"I really hate you! I say we gag her and lock her up at Daddy's jail until we get unloaded and set up. We got a text from that ShadowBitch that works with Opal saying Nick paid to get my power and water turned on for dealing with what Opal did to us."
"Jails full remember. Nick is locked up overnight." Clinton combed his hair in the mirror then sat down on the bed to put his boots on. "He has Midnight and Bearpaw in his cell with him I hear. That Opal is across the hall in the cell your mom yanked the wall down on."
"Serves her right! Man, I really liked her until that doping us stunt." Mindy sighed!
"What kind of Harley did you get me?" He grew curious. "What if I don't like it?"
"Gift horse in the mouth?" Alexis opened her jaw wide and teased Clinton. "I'll take that horse."
"Gimme a sock to stuff in her yap." Brit told Clinton. He had a better idea. His dirty boxers on the carpet were picked up and balled in his fist. Taunting her with them she shrieked, laughing as he tried to shove them in her face. She nearly twisted Brit's shoulder trying to evade the Grizzly. All calm now Mindy took out her cell and showed Clinton a photo from the Harley dealership. Mindy was stretched out on the bike posing like a model.
"I know your tastes. Green is your favorite color."
"Fatboy!"
"For a fat girl!" Mindy snickered! "Did I pick the right one?"
"You did good! Thanks, Brit." He pulled her to him and kissed her passionately. "Buyer gets the first ride. When do I get it?"