Author's Note: I decided to revisit Michelle because she was so much fun to write before. She was just as much fun this time. I hope you enjoy this episode. - Chip King
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"Promise?"
"Aw come on, Chelle. Just tell me the story." Her husband's voice carried the tone of a teenage boy complaining about yard work.
"No." Michelle let go of his cock and crossed her arms. "I'm not telling you anything until you promise."
Rob looked down from his seat on the living room chair, his erection the only thing blocking the view of his wife's ample tits. "You don't play fair," he complained.
"I don't play at all unless you promise." Michelle squeezed her arms tighter around her boobs, pushing them together in what Rob called her "French barmaid look."
"Alright, alright, you win. I promise."
"You won't get mad?"
"I won't get mad."
"No matter what I tell you?"
Rob gave her a concerned look. "Michelle, just what in the hell did...?"
"Just promise me. Promise me right now or I'm not telling you anything."
Her husband tore his gaze away from her boobs and looked straight into her puppy-dog eyes. Michelle's position on her knees in front of him gave a submissive appearance but Rob knew that was deceiving. "I trust you, baby. I promise I won't get mad -- no matter what you tell me."
"Okay," Michelle said as she let out a sigh of relief. "So, I guess you want me to stroke you while I tell the story."
Rob gave her a smirk like she had just asked if he would want a beer while watching the Steelers game. She smiled and reached up to run a finger along the sensitive underside of his dick.
"Alright. Here's my story..."
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First of all, the strippers are Ayla's idea. And don't you raise your eyebrows at me. Just because you like looking at naked women doesn't mean I want to see any naked men. But I really don't have any choice in the matter. Honestly, looking back on it I think Ayla wanted to have strippers more for herself than for my little sister, although Erin sure seemed to enjoy them, too.
"So how many strippers are you getting?" Ayla asks me, right there in the middle of our Book Club. You remember Ayla Raynor, right? Bleached blonde, too much makeup? One of Erin's college friends. No? She's the one with the big fake boobs. Oh, so now you remember. Typical.
"Strippers?" She catches me off guard -- as I'm sure is her intention -- and my face flushes crimson. Here we are, talking about the moral dilemma of the latest Jodi Picoult novel and she wants to talk about strippers.
Ayla pats me on the knee like I'm in a nursing home and can't find my teeth. "Don't you worry about it, sweetie. I'll take care of the entertainment."
Before I can respond her friends start squawking like a gaggle of wayward geese and I realize that I am outnumbered on this. Anything I say against the afore mentioned strippers would only serve to make me seem even more of a fuddy-duddy. And yes, I'm aware that my use of the term "fuddy-duddy" only reinforces the point but I don't care.
I really don't think much about it after that. Thanks to Ayla, the guest list grows to near fifty women and I have enough on my plate with arranging for the food and the music and the decorations. My boss is generous enough to allow us to use the second-floor office space and banquet room so...
Oh, I'm sorry. You don't want to hear about all this. Why, you're barely hard. Well, if you let me stop talking for a just moment or two I'll fix that.
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...mmmm...there, that's much better. Now let me get to the part you wanted to hear.
It really is a nice, quiet bachelorette party at first. The conversation is lively and the caterer really does a nice job with the refreshments. Everyone seems to be having a great time and I'm feeling pretty good about the arraignments. Erin catches my arm and tells me that she really appreciates all my hard work. I'm pleased as punch but apprehensive about the plans Ayla has made.
So, I'm standing with Erin by the punch bowl when I hear the first whoops and whistles. The crowd that has quickly formed around the door parts like spreading arms and I see four men in military fatigues walking purposefully across the banquet hall floor.
"Michelle!" Erin says with surprise and gives me a mischievous smile. "I'm shocked."
"I had nothing to do with it," I assure her.
Erin reflexively turns her head in Ayla's direction. The hussy is beaming like the prom queen and I have to fight the urge to slap the smug look off her over-painted face.
"Let me just see if the boys need any help with their...equipment," Ayla says with a wink, bringing a round of laughs from her coven and I wonder for the hundredth time just how she and Erin remain friends.
I excuse myself to check on the punch bowl. Of course, the caterer has already taken care of everything wonderfully -- even if the punch has a bit too much vodka in it. Actually, I just want a reason to put some space between me and the show.