Our next door neighbor used to share baby-sitting duties with us when both our kids were in school. Both sets of kids were in elementary school and our work schedules were such that one of the four of us would be home one day after school. So, we'd take turned minding the kids until the other adults got home.
One day I arrived home about half hour after the kids were due home, so I wandered over to the neighbors to pick up the kids. I get there and she was watching TV in her bathrobe. While she's completely covered, I suspect she's not wearing anything underneath. "Are the kids here? I came to get them out of your hair."
"Oh, no," she replied. "They had a field trip today and so my husband will be picking them all up downtown in about an hour to bring them home."
"Oh, wow, must have missed that memo. Ok, thanks."
"Relaxing with the day off?" I asked peering into the house to catch a glimpse at what she might be up to. Then I noticed a couple frozen on the TV, in a fornicating position.
"Just watching some TV." She paused for a moment then continued, "Do you want to join me?"
Knowing what she was watching and now suspecting she had nothing on under the robe, I was hesitant. But my curiosity got the best of me. "Sure!" and I stepped into the house.