I'm entering this story as part of the
Nude Day Story Contest 2024
here at Lit, and it stands on its own. But it is connected, however loosely, to several of my other stories; if you want to read more about Southside Wellness, you might want to check out stories like "Dani And The Christmas Dildo," as exciting as that sounds. This is also linked to "Smoke And Roses."
Please read all the Nude Day contest entries and vote up your favorites!
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I stood there under the pulsing gush of the shitty municipal showerhead, the stream of water feeling no more useful than a garden hose aimed at my neck, thinking dully about a history book from when I was a kid. They'd talked about Roman baths, and I remembered being amazed at the idea that men and women would bathe together; I'd read the book at that impressionable age where that kind of thing is gross, rather than kinky.
There'd been an illustration in there of a man in a steam room or a hot tub or something, dumping oil on himself and then scraping away the dirt with some kind of bronze thingie, like a blunt knife. I remembered how vividly my mind had gone to the idea of a shining sliver of metal sliding over naked flesh, rimmed with oily dirt in a thick film, now slipping off the skin and down into those fabled Roman sewers..
The notion had amazed me. It had been my first real notion of older people, like the Romans, being actual humans, with enough time and energy to think about how to make tools for scraping off dirt.
I thought of that now, wishing for one of the bronze thingies as the water gushed, looking through the waterfall off my hair as little bits of blue paint curled down off me on their trip down to the drain. Most of them never made it there; they lay scattered around like autumn leaves, the hastily washed-off shells we'd been caked in for the first installation at 9:00. It was ten now, and I was due back out at... 11:30? They wanted us standing around in full view when the donors came into the Pavilion for lunch.
Which gave me, what, about ten more minutes to shed one coat of paint and be ready for the second?
They had me doing all three installations this year, which had impressed my friend Dani. "Shit, babe," she'd whistled when I'd arrived, "that's as many as anyone's doing. You're going to have to hustle."
"Yeah." The year before, they'd only had me in one tableau, wearing vivid green bodypaint sponged on by some sort of apprentice tattoo artist. This year, though, I'd buffed up my portfolio. Now all the artists wanted a piece of me. And why not? I was hot, vibrant in the healthy bloom of 24, just then applying for grad programs in between answering phones at the law firm. I looked good. And I wasn't inhibited enough to mind people looking at me in the nude. And I was patient enough to stand still for half an hour without scratching my itches.
That's an important trait in a bodypaint model.
I clawed at a stubborn lump of blue up by my shoulder, vaguely aware that the woman under the next shower nozzle was having trouble getting some glitter out of her hair. The concrete beneath our feet really did look weird, like a bunch of psychedelic snakes had been shedding their skins there: paint in every possible color carpeted the little shower area, our scrubbed bodies adding to the colorful tide with every passing moment. I was hazily aware that the nozzle on my other side had a man underneath it, one of the two guys who'd volunteered to stand wearing nothing but paint: he was now hunched over, looking like he was trying to free some metallic purple from behind his scrotum.
Which was even less sexy than it sounds.
But that's what modeling is: comfort with exposure. Ease with nudity. A craving, even, for showing off: all the best models genuinely enjoyed being looked at, studied, photographed. Remembered. I'd never been anything but the most amateur of models, but even I knew the heady glory of striding out into the flashbulbs, showing off.
I sighed and dug my thumb into a patch of blue at my hip, feeling it peel away, grateful I wouldn't need to rub any harder. The artists sometimes gave you a hard time if you showed up in the tent with a bruise.
"Let's go, guys!" That was Dani, chirping from behind us where the curtain hid us from the rest of the beach. "Time's a-wasting. Three more models still need to shower, and two of you are in the lunch installation. Come on!"
Ah, Dani. My old friend Dani. She'd grown up in my neighborhood before she'd gone off to become a high-powered sculptor. Now she made money doing real art all over the country, making her rent by working as a massage tech at Southside Wellness.
Well. Maybe more than just a
massage technician,
if you believed the rumors. And Dani's past had given me no reason not to believe them.
But today she was creative director of Harborside Bodyscapes, a performance art installation the city was putting on as part of Bayshore July Days. Not that the city wasn't careful to keep the Bodyscapes safely behind a tent; wouldn't do for the families and the rubes to see a bunch of bodies standing around wearing nothing but paint.
As if some of the bikinis out by the water were any less revealing, really.
I felt a tap on my shoulder. "Come on, Belly-belle. Get that blue shit off your pussy and get out here. Your artist is asking for you." Dani was in understandable haste, but I didn't like her using my old nickname.
"Chill, bitch." I shook water out of my long hair. "If you'd sprung for better showers, we could clean this off better."
She glanced sideways to where the guy with the metallic-purple balls was scurrying out. "If that guy could wash his ass, you can wash yours." She leaned into the mist and smacked mine. "Come on." Another model was already stepping in, her feet kicking the flower-petal shreds of paint out of the puddles by the drain, her nails already scratching a large rainbow butterfly off her chest. "Seriously. Your artist wants you, and I don't want to piss him off. He's really good."
"Yeah?" I could barely hear Dani over the splattery noise of the showers, with her standing back out of the spray. "Then why don't
you