The weather outside was turning blustery and cold and the grey skies were promising snow by morning. The weather forecast was calling for six to eight inches by noon tomorrow with highs only reaching the mid-twenties. Inside my living room however, it was warm and getting warmer because of the physical activity taking place.
"Hurry up! Tiffany will be here any second!" Lori whispered franticly.
"I'm trying!"
"Well try faster, because I'm doing everything I can!" she responded, breathing heavily because of the exertion in our combined efforts.
"Push harder!"
"I can't push any harder damn it! If I do I'll bruise something!" she groaned.
"That's it! That's good! Right there!" I said a little more loudly than I should have as I lowered my end of the dining room table to the floor. We had decided to move it against the wall at the last minute to give the other guests more room to mingle.
Grabbing Lori's hand we dashed to the hall closet listening to a chorus of giggles coming from every concealed place in the bottom floor of the house.
"And the 2016 winner for Best Script in a Non-Existent Sex Scene goes to, Phil and Lori! Golf clap everyone!" came a muffled voice from behind the curtain of the picture window.
"Bite me Mike!" Lori said loudly with a smile on her lips as I pulled the door closed behind us.
Today was the first Friday of December and Tiffany's thirtieth birthday as well. Being a typical male, I hadn't really given the significance of a thirtieth birthday any thought. So when Lori stuck her head in my office last Monday and asked me what I had planned, I got an impromptu lesson on what thirty, forty and fifty means to women and I also got called an asshole again. (I was really going to have to do something about that.) Then she told me to stop trying to not plan anything and let her handle it. So, I did just that.
Which brings us to where we are now.
Eight of our friends hiding in the living room, kitchen and den with Lori and I tucked into the hall closet.
"Hey." I whispered in the dark.
"What?"
"Thank you; for everything." I replied, placing my hands on her shoulders to give them a quick squeeze and gently kissing the top of her head.
"You're welcome Phil, but unless you want Tiff and all your friends to catch us making out in the closet, don't kiss me like that again." she whispered, leaning back against me and wrapping my arms around her.
"Aww."
"Tease."
"You're not the one being stuffed back into the friend zone." I replied, kissing the top of her head again.
"She just pulled into the driveway!" came an announcement from the living room.
"I could have been really mean." Lori replied, moving forward slightly.
"Oh yeah?" I asked with a smile, until I felt her press back against me and began a slow grind against my crotch with her spectacular ass for a few seconds.
"Yes. That should give you something to think about tonight when you're snuggled up next to her." she whispered.
I was never so disappointed, relieved, happy and sad as I was when Lori threw the closet door open and yelled, "Surprise!" as Tiffany walked into the living room. I was also having problems controlling size of the bulge in the front of my pants as I walked over to Tiffany and kissed her shocked face.
"Happy birthday Baby." I said to her as she slowly let her purse slip to the floor.
"Oh my God!" Tiffany responded, laughing now as the initial shock wore off before she added a sincere "Thank you."
"You're welcome." I said, grinning at her.
"I wasn't talking to you Phillip." Tiffany said, with a laugh as she walked over and hugged Lori.
"You're welcome." Lori said, laughing, along with everyone else, at the feigned expression of anguish on my face.
"Hey! I made the dip!" I said trying to regain some semblance of my dignity.
"That's sweet." Tiff replied as she walked around the room doling out hugs and thanks to her guests.
"Hey guys, don't fill up on the snacks, the limo will be here in about an hour." Lori chimed in, as everyone moved toward the table, reminding me to ask her how much money I had spent on this little shindig. But when I looked at Tiffany, I suddenly didn't care. The smile on her face was lighting up the room and that was worth every dime in my checking account.
"I may have to give you a raise." I said to Lori as she stood beside me.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm afraid if I don't you're going to quit on me and become a party planner."
"That's sweet but I happen to enjoy working for you Phil so I'm not going anywhere."
"Cool."
"I'll take the raise though." she said with a laugh as she walked away.
We all piled into the limo as soon as it arrived and headed across town to a little place that Tiffany had always wanted to try called Buck's. The seating in the limo was perfect for the size of our group. I say perfect because the back seat held three, so it left me seated between Tiff and Lori. They were the two women in the world who meant the most to me and Tiffany's birthday or not, I was happy to have both of them beside me.
Tiffany's head snapped around as we pulled into the parking lot and I was rewarded with that million dollar smile again. Her eyes were sparkling as she laughed and said "Thank you!"
"You're welcome."
"Again, Phil, not talking to you." she said flatly.
"You're welcome Sweetie." Lori said as a gale of laughter erupted in the limo.
As everyone began to pile out into the parking lot, Tiff grabbed my hand and held me back for a moment. She gave me a quick kiss then looked into my eyes and whispered, "Halloween night?"
"What about it?"
"Is she a part of this group?" she asked with a twinkle in her eyes.
"Absolutely." I said with a grin.
"You're going to pay for that tonight Baby." she said softly as she climbed out the door.
Between the food, the drinks, the conversation and dessert, we ended up staying there for almost two hours. Then we loaded back into the limo for a drive around town, stopping at various places to snap pictures and make memories. Because of the wet bar in the limo, by the time we got back home, most if not all of us, were feeling no pain. But the snow that had finally begun to fall had everyone heading home faster than anyone wanted to.
The three of us stood in the doorway as a final chorus of "Good night." and "Happy Birthday" came out of the snowy darkness, then we turned and walked back into the warmth of the house. Lori walked to the couch and grabbing her coat she began to pull it on. As she did, Tiffany slowly walked toward her with a smile on her face.
"I just wanted to say thank you for all the effort you put into this Lori."
"You're more than welcome, Tiffany. I wasn't going to have you celebrating the Big Three Oh by going to dinner at TGI Friday's followed by an Avenger's movie." Lori responded with a wink.
"Is that what you had planned?" Tiff asked, shaking her head in disbelief as she turned to look at me.
"Nope! I honestly didn't have anything planned. Fortunately, I have a kick ass executive assistant who knows how to bail my ass out." I responded with complete sincerity in my voice.
"Yes you do. But now, I'm curious."
"About what?"
"Have there been any other times the two of you have been in cahoots with each other?" she asked, smiling down at Lori.
"Possibly." Lori replied, arching an eyebrow and grinning up at her.
"Uh huh. So, were you supposed to be a trick or a treat on Halloween?" Tiffany asked with a chuckle.
I all but froze where I was standing. I could feel my heart beating out of my chest and hear the blood pumping in my ears as Lori smiled, glance down at the hardwood floor and deliberately began to unbutton her coat.
"I don't know about you Baby, but I called it a treat and a really sweet one at that." Lori said as she slipped into Tiffany's arms then lifted her face and smiled. "What did you call it?"
"Heaven and Hell." Tiffany responded as she lowered her head and delivered a soft kiss to Lori's lips.
"Really?"
"I was in Heaven with what you were doing to me and Hell because I couldn't return the favor." Tiffany said, as their lips met again, this time with far more passion and enthusiasm.
"I don't think you'll have that problem tonight." Lori said as they broke apart, then smiling, she lifted her head and they began to kiss again.
They stood together locked in that embrace and I stood there watching as my girlfriend began to slowly run her hands down Lori's back to the top of her ass and then up to slowly stroke her shoulders and neck. A soft moan escaped Tiffany's mouth as Lori began to pull Tiff's blouse out of her skirt, then Tiffany's hands slid lower she grasped Lori's ass and moaned as she gently squeezed it.
"Would you like to go to the bedroom?" Tiffany asked as she pulled Lori's sweater over her head.
"Yes please." Lori replied, looking across the room at me and smiling.
"Phil, be a dear; turn off the lights and check the doors. We'll be upstairs waiting on you." Tiffany stated as she reached behind Lori's back and unsnapped her bra then removing it and letting it fall to the floor.
As they walked hand in hand up the stairs, I was treated to the spectacular sight of their asses swaying in unison. I had no idea which man had invented pencil skirts and high heels but I owed him everything that I owned right now. Then I flew through the house, turning off the lights and checking the front door.
When I entered the bedroom, the lights were off and as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I began to catch glimpses of their intertwined bodies moving in unison on the bed. They were kissing one another and each had a hand buried between the other's thighs. The moans and gasps that I was hearing were soft to the point of being almost inaudible. As I started to undress I heard Tiffany gasp sharply and I saw her stiffen up in an apparent orgasm. Just as quickly as it hit her, she relaxed and Lori started working on her again.