So Mandy and me, we were like flat mates at college. I was studying Media Studies and Mandy was studying Art with Psychology. When I say studying I mean the studying in a loose sense of the word. I mean we went to the lectures and things, but we didn't spend a lot of time doing essays and reading books and things; we liked to hang out down the gym and the pool and round the Students Union. I mean life at Uni isn't all about studying is it? I mean you go to Uni to learn about life, to make friends, to have a good time. That's what they say isn't it?
So Mandy is like dead pretty, and got a nice figure with big boobs, bigger than what I've got, but then she says I look good as well and big boobs aren't everything and I have a nice bum. By which I think she means I have a big one, which isn't really as good as big boobs. And Mandy is like this stunning redhead and I'm more your average light brunette. But that's all right because I wear my hair in bunches which gives a little girl look which Mandy says makes me look dead sexy, which makes up for having a big bum.
Anyway here's a typical day for me and Mandy. Get up about nine. Skip first lecture. Do a bit of work at Uni. Have lunch. Go down the gym and work out (got to tone up that bum!). Go back to Uni. Go back to Mandy's flat what her parents bought for her and where she rents me a room. Have something to eat. Go out clubbing. Have sex (if lucky). Back to flat and go to bed. (Or other way round - back to flat, go to bed, have sex if lucky and Mandy in the mood).
So this day we're at the gym Mandy and me and we like get real sweaty in the gym. So we go in the shower together. Mandy likes sex in the shower - well when you're in the nude and wet and soapy like it's dead sexy isn't it! And Mandy has like her arms round me and she's like squeezing my bum then suddenly there's this bloke like standing there watching us. Oh My God! I shrieks and he's like just standing with his mouth open and going bright red. And he says "Sorry, sorry... I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to... I thought..." and he rushes out. And Mandy and me bursts into shrieks of laughter.
And when we're like doing our hair Mandy says we'll have to get our own back for that. She says she bets he was dared to do that by the lads. You mean he did it on purpose I says. And she says, of course you don't go in the girls locker room by accident do you. And I says how do we do,that. And she says we'll think of something. But first we've got to get to find out who he is and get to know him.
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How embarrassing! How dreadfully embarrassing. My first day at the pool and that had to happen. I'd been at university a month and really I hadn't got about much. I'm not much good at making friends you see and I was stuck out of town in temporary accommodation in a sort of boarding house place till they found me something permanent. No friends, no,sex, nowhere to live. Life was not good. So I thought I'd join the gym. There was an offer for a year's cheap subscription for students so that was all right. The gym had a small pool so I thought perhaps I could swim and meet some people. Probably I wouldn't but I felt I had to do something.
So I go to the pool and of course I go in and I don't know where to go. So I ask this group of lads and they're very helpful and they say the changing room is over there through that door. So off I go without giving it another thought and inside there's all these lockers, and they don't have keys. How was I supposed to get in without a key. So I can hear there's someone in the shower. Well I don't like to interrupt someone in the shower normally, not with them having no clothes on and everything, but they'll just be showering before going in the pool like you do, and have swimming trunks on, so I poke my head round the corner and..... Oh no! How embarrassing, there's two of them there, and not only do they have no clothes on, they are girls, and not only are they girls with no clothes on they are holding each other in a rather passionate clinch.
I didn't know what to say. I stared at them. They stared at me. What were they doing in the men's locker room. Was it some sort of dare? I was frozen with embarrassment for ages, then all I could think of to do was gabble an apology and rush out.
And the lads were creasing themselves with laughter. They'd sent me into the wrong changing room deliberately for a laugh. Well of course I didn't tell them what I'd seen. You wouldn't would you, but I was jolly careful to get the right door next time.
And when I come out the pool the girls are there. I thought they might have tried to avoid me, but no, they said they thought it was a good laugh and we got chatting. Out of all,that embarrassment some good had come, I'd made some friends! And girls at that! Going to the pool had been a good idea after all. And I said I'd be going every Wednesday as it was my free morning and they said we'd likely meet again next week.
I've made some friends! No sex yet and no accommodation, but I can't wait for next Wednesday.
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There are steps you know, to persuading somebody to do something, and if you follow these steps you can get anyone to do anything. Well just about anything.
Step 1: Get to know them. Get to know all about them. Get to know what they need. And get them to like you. Flatter them unmercifully. And all the time keep them on the back foot. Say things to keep,them a bit embarrassed, call them by a pet name, that's a good way to establish your authority.
Step 2: Get them to feel under an obligation to you. Give them something they need - it may be something physical, but even better something psychological, like love or friendship.
Step3: Let them know what you need. They'll feel obliged to help you. Don't ask directly. Let them think it's their idea. But here's the thing. Just a little thing at first. Something to draw them in then when they're drawn in...
Step 4 : Boil the frog. You know if you put a frog in boiling water it will jump straight out and run off, but if you put it in luke warm water you can heat it up slowly and it will never know. Until it is too late. And what do I use for boiling? Two girls and one boy, and considering the goal we had in mind there was only one answer. Sex. Get him aroused, then arouse him some more. Men, once they're really aroused, once they are boiling, all their inhibitions go. They're putty in your hands.
Step 5 : At the risk of mixing my metaphors, turn the screw. Once you have the frog so aroused he is boiling, he is in your power. You can get him to do anything. No matter how embarrassing. And when I say anything I mean anything. And what Tracey and I had planned for him would be an excruciating embarrassment.
How mean, you're thinking. But you know you've got to get your own back haven't you? And he'd laugh about it afterwards. And I had a sneaking feeling he might even get a reward.
So the first thing. Get to know him. Don't rush it. Don't make it obvious. Softly, softly catchee monkey as they say. So we'd introduced ourselves. Said hello. Said we see him again next week. Let him spend a week looking forward to it. Next week the game would be on.
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"Hi!" it was Mandy at the pool again with Tracey. They hadn't been for a couple of weeks, but there they were again. They really were two very sexy girls. One redhead and one brunette. Mandy had the big bosoms and Tracey was more for the admirers of the female behind, but both were very sexy.
"Hi!" I said. I still couldn't quite get the vision of them naked out my head.
"Hi," said Mandy, "here's a sight for sore eyes Tracey, a sexy boy in a swimsuit."
I blushed bright red.
"Oh Diddums!" Cried Mandy, "he's blushing, just because we called him sexy in his sexy little bathing trunks."
Oh my gosh! Nobody had ever called me sexy before. The thought went straight to my penis. I'd better not think about it too much or there'd be an obvious reaction under my Speedos.
"Sexy indeed," said Tracey, "come and sit down Diddums and tell us all about yourself."
So I did. How I'd come to university to study engineering. How I was stuck out in the suburbs. Even how I wasn't very good at getting to know people.
"Well you got to know is in a very interesting way," said Mandy.
Oh know, my penis started twitching again.
"Oh I'm sorry," I said again, "I'm so sorry. I didn't see anything really I didn't."
"Oh look at the boy," said Tracey, "you're blushing Babes."
"Stop embarrassing the lad," said Mandy, "you'll put him off. You're a lovely sexy boy," she said to me, "I don't know why you're so insecure Diddums."
"Don't worry Babes," said Tracey, "we'll take you in hand, won't we Mandy."
"We will that," said Mandy.
It was all rather embarrassing and I wished I'd been wearing more. I'm sure the bulge in my costume must have been obvious, but the girls didn't say anything. We chatted for a good hour. They were doing art and media studies. Though from what I could gather, actual studying didn't seem to form much of their course.
In the end I had to go, and as I walked back to the locker room (the right one!) Tracey called after me, "Nice arse Babes," she said. It was a good job I was facing the other way, the bulge suddenly became very noticeable indeed.
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Mandy said we'd got him. He'd taken the bait. He was like hooked she said, which was good because I like a nice arse, and the bulge under that little costume of his showed a lot of promise.
Still it was a long way to go before we got our revenge. We had got him hooked because he wanted friends and we were his friends. No really, we weren't pretending, we really was his friends, it was just he needed a little pay back. And Mandy said it would do him good, what we had planned for him, he would never be shy again after that, she said.
And now we could put him under what Mandy called an obligation. He was living out in some hole in the suburbs and would be stuck there for weeks. Mandy's flat had a spare room. We could put him up in that. We'd be doing him a favour really. That and we could get working on him big time.
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I wasn't sure at first. When Mandy offered me a room in her flat. I mean, sharing with two girls, was it really quite proper? But Mandy assured me it was done all the time. They had two bedrooms, Mandy and Tracey could sleep in one and I'd have the other. Tracey seemed quite keen on the idea when I said I didn't want to put her out. And their room had en-suite facilities so we wouldn't have to share the bathroom.
And Mandy turned down the offer of rent,
"Nonsense," she said, "what are friends for. It's only for a few weeks. It doesn't cost me anything. You can earn your keep. Help with a few chores."
But there weren't any chores to do. The girls did everything. Cleaned, cooked, washed, everything. I was so really grateful.
