I told Linzy about the events in the Lowe's parking lot that night on the phone, and listened to her masturbate over the details. "What about the party last Saturday?" she asked me as she licked her fingers and caught her breath.
"What about it?" I asked.
I could hear the smirk through the phone line. "You know what I mean. I know you, I've seen you run your little taxi service for a piece of ass."
I laughed, remembering the time she did ride with me and how intently she watched from the front seat while one of my brother's friends little sister blew me in the back seat. "Well, if you must know..." I told her the entire story, Joan, Danni, and Deedee, and she treated me to the sounds of her fingers pumping in and out of both her tight little holes until she was on the verge of screams.
Then she told me about her idea. It was pretty evil, even for Linzy. She wanted me to go see Danni and work my way into her bed with a video camera. When I was done, I was to give the tape to Linzy, and she was gonna make a porno website, one you have to pay for. "I mean, of corse, one vid on a site isn't great, we'd need at least five just to launch." she told me, obviously getting excited about it.
"Well, we could always post videos of each other you know." I offered.
Linzy sucked in breath through her teeth like she'd been burnt. "Yeah... I don't know if I'm really ready to let the world look at my naked body and know about it. I mean at least Danni wouldn't know until her dad stumbled across the site."
"True, but what if I can't get into her pants?" I pointed at a hole in her theory. "I mean she was REALLY drunk, and I didn't leave her on the best terms."
Linzy was silent for a moment. "If fatty wants her purse back, she'll swallow your jizz and smile as you film it." she finally answered.
I put Linzy on speaker phone and called Danni's house from her own cell phone. Her mother answered then quickly put Danni on the phone. "Hey baby." I said.
"Who is this?" She demanded.
"Remember that party you went to a few days ago, where you lost your purse?" I asked.
"Yeah, and some jerk drove me home and dumped me topless in the driveway in front of my dad."
I nearly laughed, and I heard Linzy start to giggle. "That sucks." I offered. "Anyway, I was cleaning out the poolhouse over here, and I found your purse in our fridge. God knows how it got there, but do you want me to bring it back to you? Or can we meet somewhere?" I asked her.
There was a long silence on the phone, then I heard her whispering. "My parents are gonna be gone til about six tomorrow, bring it by then ok?" I agreed and she preceded to give me unnecessary directions. After she hung up, Linzy made me get on the computer so we could watch each other orgasm over the webcam.
I called my boss from work and told them I had to leave early on Tuesday. They took it pretty well considering I promised to make sure everything was taken care of before I left. So I left at lunch because one of the trucks was late and I hate it when the trucks are late. I stopped by Best-Buy on my way to the highway and bought a handheld camcorder the little computer nerd with the oversized tits named Georgette said was the best for publishing video online, then left for Danni's.
She answered the doorbell quickly, wearing a nothing but a thin lavender bathrobe with her wet red hair tied up behind her head. "Hi! Come on in." She said pulling me inside. "Sorry about the way I look, I wasn't expecting you so soon."
I smirked. "Oh, I don't mind at all, Danni, I'll just enjoy the view." I commented as I made it obvious of looking at her overweight body.
She blushed. "I remember you from the party, well some of it anyway." She led me into the living room and sat down on a oversized green leather couch. "The last thing I remember was you giving Ricky and his girlfriend a ride home, and then I woke up here with my dad all pissed off and a hangover."
"I'm really sorry about that." I said, sitting next to her, maybe a little too close. "I was gonna give you a lift too, but they told me you got sick and left already." I put my hand over her knee. "I was disappointed. Until I found your purse, I didn't think I'd get to see you again." I told her and moved my hand slightly.