So your new glasses arrived a couple of days ago and they make you look like a sexy librarian more than ever. I have been teasing you relentlessly, asking you questions and you keep falling for it, I don't ask in the same manner each time and so it does take you a second or two to catch on.
Me 'Honey, I have misplaced my keys, have you seen them?'
You 'Aren't they on the hooks, with the other keys?'
Me 'Oh, no, not those keys. The keys to a successful business, it's a book. Would I find that in the business section or the reference section?'
You 'asshole, I DON"T look like a librarian!'
You ARE getting a lil bit irritated by the nonstop badgering, but I still maintain that you do indeed look like a librarian.
I say, 'ok, I have a bet then, if we go down to the central library, and you wear those glasses, I bet that people ask you to help them find books.'
You say,
'Don't be silly, of course they wouldn't. Besides, I don't have a name badge'. So I reply,
'So, what I heard is that we have a bet. I get to pick your outfit though'
So thirty minutes later we are driving to the library. I chose one of your office wear outfits, a tight grey skirt with a blue button down blouse. Black stockings to match. I also ask you to put your hair up.
On the way there we joke about how that outfit looks and even if you aren't a librarian, you might get offered a job while there.
Once inside the central library, I can see that you are playing to win. You don't mill around in the main part where there are a few people and so a higher chance of being asked something. You, instead head off to a far off quiet section of the library, it is a huge place and that seems like a good strategy. I shadow you about ten paces back, to make sure you don't hide any loses of the bet from me and to be honest, walking back here has its benefits. Watching you walk in that skirt and heels is quite arousing. I can already see what's on the menu for tonight.
You find a quiet spot and start looking through the titles of the books on the shelves. You have picked this section by the geography and lighting of it as it's as secluded as it gets. But, ironically it also happens to be the architecture section which is a subject of interest to you and so while waiting to see if you are approached, you are looking for a book to take home. I go one aisle over, again to keep my eye on you, particularly certain parts of you. Its not just your ass that looks good, it's the whole ensemble, that blouse is tailored enough to show your curves and beautiful boobs. I normally like your hair down, but for some reason in this outfit and with those glasses, it looks very sexy up. Yes, we may have to take care of my arising issue as soon as we get home.
Within about three minutes a gentleman comes up to you and talks to you, I can't hear what is said but I do see you shake your head and smile, he raises his hand as if to apologise but then instead of backing away as I expect, he keeps talking. But anyway, it seems as if I won the bet. The funny thing is that we never actually determined what the bet was. It normally involves some kind of sex act. Hmmm, so I wonder what I should ask for. Its really quite tough to 'win' anything, not in a bad way, in a good way as I can have anything I want anyway. I snap out of my thoughts to come get you, but, you are still talking to him. On closer inspection, I can see why, he is just your type, more so than I am in fact. For one he is in the architecture section of the library... But more than that, he is a happy smiling well dressed distinguished gent, a little older than me with salt and pepper hair. I leave you to talk for a couple more minutes but, as much as I hate to admit it, I need to go break you two up so I can take you and get laid.
I walk up and I almost startle you, not sure why you forgot I was close, something on your mind, huh? You introduce us and I say 'hello Bill' (thats his name), he looks to be blushing a little and nervous. I turn to you and say,
'It seems that I have prevailed. We never did discuss what the stakes were?' You seem puzzled and reply,