Everything Lizzy and I expected of Frenchmen was true. They spoke in that dreamy accent, treated women well, and were exceptional in bed. In particular, we discovered that after the end of the global pandemic, sexual sharing in gay Paree had shot through the roof as if making the statement enjoy life while you can.
Lizzy was excited about our upcoming trip. The principal appeal was the thrill of sleeping with a stranger we had never met before. Not to mention the anonymity afforded by such liaisons, especially abroad. Of course, these goings on have been practiced by the upper classes of the French and the English for some time adultery seemed to have become the national sport of France.
I had suffered from the repercussions of Long Covid and had pretty much become impotent and I had resigned myself to the fact that I had become boring and inadequate in bed and was pretty useless at satisfying Lizzy's pronounced sexual demands. I had given in to her ways to remain Lord and Lady Windermere and happily procured sexual partners to quench her passionate side. Lizzy lusted after both men and women, and I luxuriated in watching her indulge her carnal desires.
We agreed to take some time away from Windermere and drive down to Paris for a dirty weekend. We took LeShuttle, formerly known as Eurotunnel Le Shuttle, from Folkestone in Kent to the terminal in Calais. The journey between the two international terminals via the shuttle that carried our car under the channel took only 35 minutes. That same day Lizzy drove us in her brand new Porsche 911 Carrera GTS Cabriolet down the A26 towards Paris with a gay abandon. Three hours later we arrived at our hotel of choice. Featuring a terrace, a restaurant, as well as a bar, Maison Proust, Hotel & Spa La Mer, is located in the centre of Paris, a mere 13-minute walk from Pompidou Centre. This 5-star hotel offers room service and a 24-hour front desk. Offering free Wi-Fi throughout the property, the non-smoking hotel has a sauna and evening entertainment.
We were shown to our two-bedroom Executive Suite which had a stunning view of the City of Paris. Before we even unpacked we decided to dine in the on-site restaurant. Housed in the main area this is run by an Argentinian chef who creates inspired seasonal cuisine. Lizzy chose foie gras, smoked eel, and mushrooms, and I picked the pollack, celeriac, and wasabi. The elegant setting, with its high ceilings and greenery, was full of charm and style. We ate well and went back to the suite to change for our daring night out.
Having spent a fortune on clothes, my elegant spouse looked breath taking in her black body-hugging evening column gown with an elegant off-the-shoulder silhouette and a chic twist detail on the waist. A slit in the skirt on her left thigh created ease of movement and a touch of intrigue. We stepped out of the car when we pulled up at our designated den of iniquity, the Bohemian Club. The Parisian night was balmy as I adjusted my bow tie and took Lizzy by the hand.
"Are you nervous?"
"A little," she confessed, although she had never been hesitant or unwilling so far to partake in my planned lascivious projects. Since I had organised sexual excursions for my insatiable wife of twenty-four. She was twenty years my junior and we had been married for only three years now. At an impressive five feet ten, Elizabeth is an attractive filly, easily recognized by her youthful glow, slim frame, and perfectly round bottom. Born on March 22, 2002, to a well-off family in Lancashire and classically educated, the current Lady of the Manor is an incredible beauty who captivated men wherever she went with her air of superiority and willingness to go all out to have a good time. Add to these features, her toned figure and superb 34C cup breasts, it was clear why she had been one of the most sought-after females in the North of England.
The Bohemian Club was founded by a group of lecherous and wealthy Frenchmen and had been intended to conjure the cultured, intellectual urban bohemian of a hundred years ago. The Bohemian Club had maintained an underground reputation for being highly exclusive with a predominant membership composed of the richest and often most politically conservative men in France. The door behind us was closed as we stepped into the dimly lit hall of the club. We mingled with many other guests and then I spied the fellow who had tipped me the wink about the club.
"Charles, and Elizabeth. You made it. Splendid show, what?"
"Ewen. Good to see you. This is quite the place."
Ewen Cameron, Baron Cameron of Dillington took my hand and kissed Lizzy on both cheeks. Aged 65 he was a British landowner and life peer who sits as a crossbench member of the House of Lords. He has been manager of the Dillington House Estate, near Ilminster in Somerset, which has been in his mother's family for over 250 years and from which he has taken part of his title, since 1971. A widower still fit and healthy, he loved the ladies and somewhat like my insatiable spouse, couldn't get enough of it. We had known each other for several years and we kept in touch always.
"We have high-profile guests," he said with his deep and booming voice." That chap over there is one Abdul Ahmed, the youngest son of his oil tycoon father, They are worth billions and he loves the French ladies. Avoid him like the plague. He likes to rough them up a bit. That one with the beard and fixed sneer is Frederick Seeler, a German millionaire who is also something of a sexual sadist. Oh, yes. I did my homework. But there are some desirable Frenchie's tonight. Oh yes, despite officially not existing, the French nobility continues to endure and thrive in the 21st Century. Yes indeed, there are plenty of virile young French fellows for Lizzy to hump, what? And you look quite ravishing, my dear. You'll be spoilt for choice tonight."
Ewen laughed heartily as he took us to the bar for drinks. He was lean and tall with greying hair and was always well-dressed in expensive suits. Lizzy told me later that she thought he had a touch of mischief in his eyes and a glint of adventure. He was in on my 'arrangement' with Lizzy and was very understanding and sympathetic. If anyone knew about fulfilling fantasies and embracing the edgy excitement of forbidden delights it was him.
"You really wouldn't mind, Charles?"
"Not in the slightest. My only stipulation is that I am present to watch."
Indeed, it was only when my sexy other half was with other men or women that I got hard. For whatever reason I was severely turned on when Lizzy was in the throes of sexual congress with a well-hung stud or eating the pussy of a wanton female. The fact that she loved fucking strangers gave me a voyeuristic excitement that added to our carnal lust.
"The doors are now closed for the duration and now anything goes. I promise you that your sexual desires will be granted, in a way only the Parisians know. Ah, here's my date for the evening."
Ewen waved to a busty female with blonde tresses cascading down her back. Her scarlet dress hugged her curves and was backless and very nearly frontless! Her bountiful boobs pushed together and bulged out of the daringly low neckline. The lights dimmed dramatically and there was suddenly movement everywhere.
"Allow me to introduce Margaret, Countess of Vertus." The Lady looked about thirty and bowed politely. "Right," continued Ewen. There are dozens of rooms where one makes out as it were, and the doors remain open at all times so others may either join in or just watch. Everything that happens here is confidential, and one may see and engage in any or all of the sexual goings on. Anyone unwilling to muck in will be dismissed. Catch you later, what?"
And with that, he was gone with his blonde date on his arm.
"Shall we check out one of the rooms?"
I agreed with Lizzy and we walked towards the hallway which had a number of rooms on either side, all with the doors open. We stopped outside the first one and saw a slender woman in the middle of a bed, naked, and with a huge man between her legs licking her pussy. We were joined on the threshold by a couple of men who were also curious.
"Do you want to join in?"
"Not right now, come on."
I took her hand and we checked out another playroom. As we watched a couple fucking with gusto in the next room a tall man came right up to us and kissed Lizzy on both cheeks in the French manner.
"Bonsoir! Permit me to introduce myself. I am Jules, Dud d'Uzes, and that dress you are wearing is rather provocative. I think you chose it to wear tonight because you want to 'ave steamy sex, non?"
"Naturally. I especially chose this because it comes off easily."
"Ha! You are the naughty minx, non? And this is your 'usband?"
"Oui. He comes with me everywhere. Does that bother you?"
The Duke looked at me and shook his head. He had medium-length fair hair that sat on top of his shoulders. I looked at her and spread my hands.
"Well?"
"I like."
"Excellent choice. Now, let's find a room."
The Duke knew the way and chose a room he presumably had used on previous visits to the club. The rooms were numbered and this had a gold seven on the door. Inside we found that it was surprisingly small with just a Queen sized bed, a table, and one chair. I sat myself down and made sure the door stayed ajar.
"You like to watch, Monsieur?"
"Oui, pray continue."