This is bullshit, I thought angrily, surveying the clusterfuck for the umpteenth time. It was only my second week of living in the smog factory I now called home and I hadn't quite gotten the hang of this whole traffic thing yet, being from the suburbs and all. Now I was going to be late for work for the second time in two weeks. I was going to get fired. I knew it.
Hearing my mom's voice telling me to always focus on the positive, I reminded myself that at least I had a very comfortable, very private car in which to wait in traffic. As a present to myself for landing what would, in only a few years' time, become a six figure salary, I bought myself a stupidly expensive luxury car. It went faster than I ever cared to go, but mostly I enjoyed the fact that the windows and back windshield were tinted so dark no one could even see my profile from outside. Only the windshield was untinted and with my huge Hollywood sunglasses on I felt invisible and invincible. I slipped the shades down over my eyes just then and sunk back into the huge leather seat, wondering what I could do to occupy my time in the gridlock. That's when I noticed the billboard.
Two naked male models, shown from the incredibly chiseled hips up, were stretched out in absurd poses over a bottle of cologne. It was ridiculous but I'll be honest, I hadn't been laid in over a month. And the models were stupidly sexy. If I focused on their bodies only I could pretend it was me they were falling over and grabbing at instead of some stupid purple bottle.
I felt my panties growing moist. Figuring there was nothing better to do, I quickly checked the cars around me, making sure no one could see. The only one with a view through the windshield was the guy directly in front of me and I could tell he was yelling into a cell phone. Feeling brave, I unbuttoned my pants and slid them to my knees, sliding my hands between my thighs.
My pussy was soaked. Touching the sopping cotton wouldn't do so I slid those to my knees as well and enjoyed the feeling of the soft leather on my bare ass for a moment, then I put my head back against the seat and slid two fingers into myself.
Immediately I moaned. I'm not one to masturbate under normal circumstances, so if I don't have a boyfriend usually nothing goes inside me. It felt so nice to be filled up that I slid a third finger in, moaning once again at the way my pussy stretched.
I realized my eyes were closed and I opened them, returning my gaze the the billboard while I fucked myself with my hand. I had never been with two men at once but it was a huge fantasy of mine and I allowed myself to get lost in it now, imagining the men on the billboard running their hands all over my bare body, massaging my tits and teasing my pussy. Eventually I'd get so turned on I'd beg them to fuck me and they wouldn't be able to resist. They'd take turns pounding me while I jerked the other one off, or maybe I'd ask them to try and enter me at the same time if I thought I could handle it. I wouldn't let them cum in me, of course, but maybe I'd want them to do it on my chest, all over my tits.
I was writhing with pleasure now, all thoughts of the traffic jam or work forgotten. My pussy was pulsing and I could feel an orgasm coming on any second. I realized my eyes were closed again and snapped them open. I was facing front again instead of looking at the billboard. It took me a moment to realize what I was seeing. Then, suddenly, I almost passed out.