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I met Kelli Stouffer at a Bar Association Holiday party in early December the year after I got my law license. After going to college in the Chicago area, I had graduated from law school in Virginia the year before. I moved home to Southwestern Ohio and was hired as an associate at a locally based, large, very old law firm. I was standing in the hors d'oeuvre line at the mixer when a very pleasant female voice asked if I'd hand her a paper plate.
When I turned to pass on the plate, I faced undoubtedly the most beautiful woman I'd ever met in person. The first thing I noticed about Kelli were her very bright blue eyes. Below the eyes were prominent cheeks bones, made more prominent by her smile. The smile revealed perfectly white teeth that contrasted with her red lips and a slightly dark complexion that suggested some Mediterranean heritage. Her face was framed by dark brown hair cut just above shoulder length.
Kelli's first words to me, after having asked for the plate, were "You're Will Lampe. You wrestled 197 in college." My wrestling career had ended almost five years ago and hadn't been particularly notable. I didn't expect anyone to remember me as a wrestler, least of all a beautiful young woman I'd never met before.
"I did," I said. "How do you know?"
"I was a cheerleader at OSU," Kelli replied. "We cheered at the wrestling matches. You wrestled in Columbus a couple of times. I remember your team wore white uniforms trimmed in purple and black. Those uniforms were pretty revealing you know."
"Yeah," I said. "We stopped using them my senior year for that reason." I chuckled. "It figures, I suppose, that the only person I've met who remembers me as a wrestler is from OSU. I never won a match in Columbus."
"But," Kelli said, "you looked better losing than a lot of guys."
I took Kelli's comments as a promising start. While the point of the mixer was to network, I spent the entire event talking to Kelli. She didn't seem to mind.
Kelli was wearing the standard woman lawyer uniform: low heels, a dark skirt that fell below her knees, and a dark jacket over a beige blouse. The uniform is, I think, intended to conceal a woman's figure. However, the swell of her blouse and jacket suggested that Kelli probably had a nice chest and the bit of her calves I could see looked firm and shapely.
Kelli had invoked two of my prejudices. Despite having grown up in Ohio, I had a low regard for OSU, and I had cheerleaders stereotyped as airheads. Kelli swiftly overcame my prejudices insofar as she was concerned. It took only a few minutes of conversation for me to realize that Kelli Stouffer was a very bright person. That conclusion was confirmed when she told me had gone to my college's law school in Chicago. It was generally considered one of the top ten law schools in the country. I hadn't bothered to apply to it knowing I had no chance of being admitted.
The mixer ended much sooner than I wanted it to. It was a Thursday night. We all had to be at work early the next morning billing hours, so asking Kelli to go somewhere after the mixer was out of the question. I was ridiculously pleased, though, when Kelli wrote down her direct line number on a scrap of paper, handed it to me, and said, "Call me. Let's have lunch soon."
I must admit that I had fantasies about Kelli Stouffer for the rest of the evening. In the cold, hard light of dawn, I convinced myself that Kelli had just been polite and that she would undoubtedly have reasons why she was never free for lunch. Still, I called her around 9:30 that Friday morning.
Kelli's voice sounded as nice over the phone as it did in person. Her normal speaking voice had a slightly low pitch which made her sound sexy, although I was sure that was not her intent. "Will! I'm glad you called," she said, which got my hopes up a little. "Unfortunately," she continued, "I have a memo which I have to get on a partner's desk by the close of business today. If I get lunch at all, it will be at my desk." That was what I had expected. "But," Kelli added, "I'm free Monday. Does that work for you?"
It didn't matter what I had scheduled the following Monday (not much in truth), I'd have blown that off to have lunch with Kelli. "It works very well," I replied.
"Great!" Kelli said. "Meet me in the lobby of my building at 11: 30."
That first lunch established that, although Kelli was by far the superior conversationalist, we shared several interests. We both liked sports, watching and playing. We both worked out. We both liked mystery novels. Both of us were unsure whether we wanted to spend our entire careers at big law firms.
Although we missed the week between Christmas and New Year's, our lunches became a weekly event that I very much looked forward to. Nothing Kelli said during them suggested she had a boyfriend, and I was listening carefully. After about a month, I took what I thought was a huge chance. The local professional theater company was doing Herman Wouk's The Caine Mutiny. I overpaid for two tickets for a Saturday night performance a week hence. I invited Kelli over our Monday lunch and was almost dumbstruck when she accepted with seeming enthusiasm.
Every time I had seen Kelli, she'd been wearing that standard woman lawyer's uniform. I wondered whether she'd be wearing it again as I knocked on her apartment door that Saturday night. What she was wearing when she opened her door was tasteful, but it was a long way from the uniform. A cream-colored sweater confirmed that Kelli did indeed have a very nice, if slightly large, chest. Her dark brown corduroy skirt stopped at mid-thigh, showing very good legs. When Kelli turned to get her coat, I noticed that her skirt was tight enough to suggest a very beautiful ass.
The theater was the first of many dates. There were concerts, hockey games, dinners, a variety of things we both enjoyed. Kelli and I weren't lovers, but we quickly became a lot more than just friends. We were together almost every weekend, except Kelli was never available on the third Saturday of the month. I didn't ask why. If she wanted me to know, she'd tell me.
As the weather warmed, our activities moved outdoors. I was particularly honored to be invited to go with Kelli on a Saturday morning in late May when she golfed with three of her friends: Pam, Karla, and Clarissa. I didn't golf, so I was assigned the tasks of spotting where each woman's shots landed and having beer ready when any of the four of them asked. While none were as stunningly beautiful as Kelli, her friends were all very attractive women. I was happy to do my jobs.
The golf outing had felt something like an audition for Kelli's friends. I guess I passed. A couple of weeks later, we were having a Sunday afternoon picnic. "Will," Kelli said, "Fourth of July is a Saturday this year. I get that Friday off. My parents live just outside Columbus. I'm spending the Fourth weekend up there. My sister Karen and her husband are coming in from Pittsburgh. Uh, well, do you want to come with me?"
We hadn't had sex, but I had completely fallen for Kelli by that point. I took great heart from the fact that I was invited to meet her family. Of course, I wanted to go with her, and I said so.
As my anticipation of the trip grew so did Kelli's apparent anxiety. It came to a head the weekend before the Fourth. Kelli crushed me by saying, "Will, I know I invited you to spend the Fourth with me and my family, but I'm thinking it's not such a good idea."
I assumed she'd found out an old, longed-for, boyfriend was going to be in town. I knew better than to ask, but I did: "Why?"
Kelli blushed. "I, well, I like you. I like you a lot. I don't want you to lose respect for me."
"Kelli," I said. "I'm sure that there's nothing about you or your family that would cause me to lose an iota of the respect I have for you."
Kelli just looked at me for a moment. "Shit," she said. "I put myself in this corner. I don't see anything to do except tell you."
"Tell me what?" I asked.
Kelli started off indirectly. "Mom and Dad are both doctors. They have a lot of money. When I was very young and Karen was in grade school, they bought a piece of land outside Columbus and built our house there. It sits on several acres and there aren't any other houses close. They have a pool, jacuzzi, and tennis courts. There's a small lake behind the house. We have our own beach. The weather's supposed to be great next weekend so everyone will be using those."
"It sounds pretty nice to me," I said. "What's the problem?"
Kelli took a deep breath. Hurriedly, she said, "Harry, we don't wear any clothes at home. We never have. We're nudists. So's my brother-in-law. We'll be using all that stuff naked. We'll all be naked the whole weekend."
While I'd had no experience with nudism, it didn't strike me as deviant behavior. I was very surprised to find out that Kelli, the ex-cheerleader and young lawyer, hung out with her family in the buff. She was intelligent, charming, and extremely beautiful; not the kind of person I thought nudists were. I didn't see it as some character flaw, but her revelation was completely unexpected. I guess that showed in my face.
"Fuck," Kelli said. "I knew it! Now, you think I'm some kinky weirdo."