Funny how things work out sometimes. A guy can try and try to hook up with a gal and nothing...then relax and mind your own business and it drops in your lap just like that.
This incident was like that, I was out at the beach with a few friends, one of those too damned hot days. So we were sitting in the shade afforded by some rocks, at least the sand wasn't burning our feet.
There was this little bleached blonde named Teri, I had spent about half the damn day hitting on her from every direction I could think of.
I was getting nowhere. She was hot, skinny waist with round butt cheeks, nice bust just right to fill out her bikini top and balance the package.
There was this one guy I knew, his name was Gordon. He was OK too look at, bit of a tummy on him, my size, 6' and around 200. Gordon is one of those guys who will ask to "Borrow" but his spelling of the word is "give." Top it off with a snarly superior attitude and you get the picture.
Yet he did have a date which was rare for our bunch, we nearly always just hit the beach and went to work on what was available.
On this day the pickings were slim, just Teri and 2 other gals there, for the 6 of us guys. Plus Gordon's date, she was just one point short of spectacular. A medium build brunette, I noticed her right off because when she took off her loose pullover, she had on a pair of baggy shorts and a halter top that looked like it was just about to fall off.
Of course that got my attention, being young and male and all.
The other two gals weren't anything that interested me, the one had a fanny that was bigger than mine, large lumpy legs, the other one was older and overly skinny, 35 or so.
So Teri, the blonde was the target for the day.
Like I said, I was getting nowhere, neither was any of the other guys. George, our resident "grab anything left over" guy had settled in on the chubby one, and Davy was yapping away with the older gal about cooking for God's sake.
Dennis, (we called him "Den-den because he was a drummer) and Hugo, our resident Mexican had wandered off in search of more beer.
I was starting to think it might be time to score some new friends when I heard Gordon snarl, "Fix your top, Kate!"
I glanced over and she was standing there, the loose top had slipped far enough that the top half of one nipple was peeking out.
She reached up and tugged on the strap, glaring at Gorden saying, "My name is Catherine!"
"Whatever." He dismissed her with a wave and a dirty look. She looked pissed as Gordon then headed off towards the water.
She looked at me, still looking upset, I smiled.
She smiled back.
Enough for me, I grabbed the two last cold ones and headed her way, offering her one. She took it and tipped it back, dumping about half the bottle.
Her arm came back down, top slipped back down, right nipple popped up in view.
"Your top slipped again, Catherine."
"Oh, sorry."
"Don't be sorry on my account!" I offered my best evil grin as her nipple, showing some signs of crinkling up vanished from view.
A soft smile cross her face, she patted the blanket.
"Join me?"
"Sure."
I plopped down across from her, she sat crosslegged. We started to chat about everything under the Sun, her schooling, her broken car. (That was how she met Gordon, he worked at an auto shop)
I listened, as she rattled on her top would move slightly as her arms moved. Every movement was a bit lower, in short order the tops of both breasts were bare. Plus the way she was sitting, the legs of her baggy shorts splayed out, I could see all the way up, only the shadow from the sun was keeping me from knowing what color panties she had on.
I was trying to not appear like I was sneeking peeks, (like that was working) but my eyes kept dropping to that dark shadow.
Just then the top half of one nipple slipped into view again.
Right on schedule, here came Gordon. He was pointedly displaying angry body language as he approached.
"Fuck!" she said in a low voice only I could hear.
"What the HELL are you doing, Kate?" his voice was snarly, upset.
"I am sitting here talking to Dan. Why?"
"Well, I could see your tits from clear across the beach!" he almost shouted.
"They are my BREASTS, my name is CATHERINE, and there is nothing wrong with them, this is a GODDAM beach!"
"Kate...." his voice trailed off.
"Get lost, Gordon."
"But I brought you, how are you...?" his voice went into a whining note.