I came home from work one day to find an SUV in my driveway that I had never seen before. My roommate was out of town that week, so I was left wondering who it belonged to. I let the dog in, checked the mail, and sat down to watch a little TV. That's when I got the call.
It was my roommate's brother, "I hope you don't mind the SUV in your driveway, it's my new girlfriend's and she needed somewhere to hide it from her husband. She's rented one of the suites at the local hotel, and is throwing a party. Come on down and join in."
A half-hour later, I was knocking on the door to the room that he told me to go to. It was answered by another friend, "Come on in, there's beer in the cooler, Jim is in the sauna with Kim."
I walked around to sauna, and looked in through the window on the door. I saw two bodies wrapped in towels making out pretty heavily, so I knocked on the door.
"Come on in, I see you found a beer. Brian, this is Kim. Kim, this is Brian. Make yourself at home, and we will be out shortly." Jim said.