[The following is a true story from the summer of 2003, with the names changed and some of the dialogue reconstructed to the best I can remember.]
My name is Mark. I'm 34 years old and married to a wonderful woman named Beth. My wife is 27 years old, we have been married for 3 years, and everything has been outstanding. Beth is 5' 7" tall, has brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and sumptuous soft skin. She's skinny and has a small cute chest, but best of all, has a killer ass. I mean killer. In fact, shortly after I met her, she revealed to me that she was in a Playboy college girls issue. And after a few dates, she finally showed it to me (her ass and her copy of the magazine!). Although she seemed to be pretty open and honest about herself, I always avoided discussing her college days with her. I never asked her about the Playboy shoot either throughout our time dating. Strange as it sounds, even after the wedding, we never ended up talking much about any of her past relationships. We get along great, though, and I felt like at least I could tell her anything.
Her college was having a reunion weekend, so we drove there for the weekend. It was at a hotel on her campus, and all of the other people attending stayed there too. The reunion was fun; we got there Friday night, and there were tons of functions scheduled for the different classes that were there, and she introduced me to a lot of her old sorority friends on the first night, a few of whom were very, very hot.
We walked around campus and hung out on Saturday with her old roommate and friend Diane and her husband Tyler, who graduated with my wife. They were really cool people, and I hit it off well with Tyler while my wife gabbed away with Diane. We went into a clothing store that the girls wanted to go into, and Tyler and I waited and chatted while the girls tried on clothes. I talked to Tyler about all of them in their college days. I wasn't paying attention to the females until Beth stepped out of the dressing room to look in the mirror. I think both of our heart's stopped. Beth was wearing the tightest and smallest pair of white cotton shorts I've ever seen. They didn't even completely cover the bottom of her ass cheeks, and her long tan legs came out of them and contrasted with the white. The name of her school was written across the back in black block letters.
"Holy shit!" I said out loud without even realizing it.
I looked at Tyler, who had an ear-to-ear grin across his face.
He said, "Now that's the ass I remember!" under his breath.
He then came back down to earth, it seemed, and realized that he was talking to her husband, and started apologizing.
"Oh man, sorry, I didn't mean to say that, it's just..." he stammered, trying to take both of his feet out of his mouth.
"It's ok," I said, half-laughing, "I understand; I know better than anybody that she does have a great butt."
Tyler responded under his breath again, "I'm not sure better than anybody..." He said it more as a wisecrack than anything, and I figured he meant it harmlessly.
Beth was oblivious to our gawking and went back into the dressing room, and she and Diane tried on a few more things, and we left. For the rest of the day, Tyler's wisecrack kept reverberating in my mind, and I guess seeing Beth back at her old school had stirred up an intense curiosity in me. What did Tyler mean by that? Did Beth hook up with Tyler? His friend? Had he ever seen her ass or her naked before? Why hadn't she introduced me to any of her guy friends? A million questions bounced around my head. Were any guys from school there when they did the shoot? The picture of her in Playboy, a young, innocent Beth smiling proudly and showing her beautiful ass kept burning in my mind. Did she moon them once? The questions wouldn't stop.
We went back to our hotel room and took a nap. When we woke up, I told my wife what Tyler had said and asked her if she ever hooked up with him. Big mistake!!
Beth turned bright red and said, "Listen, I really don't want to talk about that stuff."
I responded and pleaded back, "But I think I have a right to know."
"No, you don't," she snapped, "Stuff that happened before I met you is really none of your business!"
"Did he ever see your ass? In real life, I mean?" I blurted out.
She stood up and yelled, "Fuck you!" and went angrily to the bathroom to shower.
My mind was still racing, but I figured I'd better drop it for the rest of the weekend and bring it up another time.
We both showered without talking much and went down to one of the hotel ballrooms, where they had a huge buffet dinner set up. We bumped into Tyler and Diane, and I went with Tyler to the bar to get a few drinks.
When we were alone, Tyler said, "Listen, I'm sorry again for what I said earlier, about Beth and everything, it's just that it's been a while, and I guess we are all acting a little like stupid college boys cause we are back here."
I looked down at my drink and said: "Oh, don't worry about it, it's not a big deal; I actually asked Beth about her days at college, and she got crazy mad, and we're kinda in a fight."
Tyler looked concerned and quickly said, "Well, we all have done stupid things in the past, but it's all in good fun and no big deal, in the long run, right?"
"Yeah, you're right" I nodded, and we ordered a few shots before rejoining the ladies.
Dinner was good, and we basically hung out with Diane and Tyler. Beth occasionally introduced me to her old girlfriends whenever someone she knew wandered by us. Tyler and I kept drinking steadily, and by the end of the night, we were starting to get pretty hammered. Right after dinner, a woman and what looked to be her husband and a small boy, maybe about 5 years old, walked over screaming, "Beth!!?"
Beth and the woman started hugging and giggling uncontrollably.
Beth turned to me and said, "Mark, I want you to meet Alexis! Alexis was my roommate senior year, after Diane."
I shook her hand, and she introduced me to her husband and son. While they were chatting, I looked Alexis up and down. Although she had a kid, she looked damn hot. She had straight blonde hair and incredible big bright blue eyes, and it looked like she had a tight body still. She and my wife must have been one pair of hot roommates, I thought to myself. I looked at Tyler as he kissed Alexis "hello" and seemed very happy to see her. We chatted a little with them, and then we went back to our own table for dessert.
After dessert and coffee, the jazz band that had been playing stopped and were packing up, and people were gradually filing out. Beth said she was tired and wanted to go back to the room and turn in. Tyler and I both still wanted to drink and walk around, so I asked her if she would mind if I hung out for a little while.
Beth said, "Fine, I'll meet you upstairs."
Then she looked at Tyler, smiled, and in a cute way added, "Now don't you keep him out too late!"
"Yes, ma'am!!" Tyler said, and Beth and Diane headed out towards the elevators.
We wandered over to the bar and had another two drinks before they closed up. I asked Tyler if he had ever hooked up with Alexis.
He grew an ear-to-ear grin again and said, "Oh yeah, you could say that!"
Not wanting to sound uncouth, I didn't pry for the details. It was now about 2 a.m., and we were dismayed to learn that the hotel bar was closed. We wandered around and got a little lost in the hotel and wound up taking a different set of elevators up to our floor. Looking at the room numbers, we realized we were on the other side of the hotel, so we started stumbling down the hallway back towards the other wing. About 20 feet later, we began to hear some voices and a ruckus going on.
"Nice!" I said, "Somebody is having a party in their room."
"Awesome," Tyler said, "let's find it."
We came to the room, and the door was open a tiny crack. It sounded like it was mostly guys in there drinking. Tyler boldly opened the door, and we walked in. There were about 7 or 8 guys in the room, drinking beers and smoking cigarettes. I also noticed a strong smell of weed. The room was a large suite with a separate living room area and a large couch, TV, and bar.
One of the guys noticed us and said, "Hey Tyler! Come on in, have a beer."
Tyler said, "Ok cool," and introduced me to his friend Dan, who was obviously the owner of the room. I went to the bar and grabbed two beers, and walked back over to Tyler and Dan. The other guys barely acknowledged us and were crowded around the TV.
"We were just about to watch the tape," said Dan smiling. "Rick still has it!"
He walked over to the couch, sat down in an empty seat, and took a joint from the guy sitting next to him.
Tyler shot me a slightly edgy look and said, "Listen, we shouldn't hang out here, let's go back downstairs and try to find some other people."
Thinking he was nervous about what I would think about the pot-smoking, I said, "Don't be a wus, I'm cool with this; it's ok, really. I smoked a little in college too."
I walked over and stood behind the couch facing the TV just as a guy who I assumed was Rick pushed play on a camcorder that he had hooked up to the hotel TV.