"Do we really have to go through with this," Jane asked? "We've already got three girls."
"We got two interviews today," replied Herman. "It's too late to cancel. Besides, they might fuck, and we need that."
"I thought we had Ellie for the fucking."
Herman scrolled through his spreadsheet. "Ellie says blowjobs only."
"This is why I want you to take notes, instead of beating off all the time."
Jane looked over his shoulder at the computer screen. "Is that who we're interviewing? Jesus, she's got a fucking mug on her. Who the hell picked her?"
"You did," Herman replied.
"I did? Jesus Christ, there must have been something that I liked."
"She's an Instagram model," and Herman brought up some online photos of her, which were mostly bikini and lingerie shots. There was no nudity, but she certainly knew how to rock a thong.
"Nice ass. That's why I selected her. And she has a Teutonic look that I like."
"What's Teutonic?"
"German," replied Jane.
Kerstin was a twenty-four-year old whose biggest claim to fame was that she had followers on Instagram. She had a round, cherubic face, with classic blond hair that stopped just short of her shoulders. Nor was there any doubt about the authenticity of her blondness. She also had large blue eyes and fair skin; your classic Teuton, as Jane had said.
She showed up in a black mini dress, which was a popular color amongst the applicants. Hers also had spaghetti straps, and it didn't look like she was wearing a bra. She was elegant; in fact, she looked quite beautiful. She was five foot five and had a nice figure, though a little on the round side. But it didn't diminish her overall package. What Herman liked best about her was that she appeared uncomfortable with her short dress. As soon as she sat down she began to fidget with it, pulling on her hem, self-conscious, placing her hand in front of her crotch, and continually smoothing the edges along her crossed thigh. Despite her best attempts, Kerstin let her guard down for a few seconds, and Herman was there to pounce, catching a glimpse of a little triangle of panty, which were dark-colored, with small, white polka dots. After giving it some thought, he decided that the dark color was charcoal gray.
She had little in the way of jewelry, but she didn't need much; just a simple bracelet around her wrist, but she wore distinctive hoop earrings. She also had a wonderful smile. You could look at her and think she was drop-dead gorgeous, and then a moment later she looked like a puffy cow.
"The first question, I suppose," Jane said, "is why the hell do you want to do porn?"
"It's not really porn, is it? It's just looking, and some touching, right?"
"That would suffice," said Jane.
Herman asked his favorite question. "Could you strip to your underwear? There's a bra and panty scene in the film, and we don't want any surprises."
"I'm not wearing a bra." Kerstin lifted her dress up over her waist, giving Herman unlimited access to her polka-dot panties.
"Boy-o-boy," he exclaimed excitedly. Herman had two weaknesses, large cocks and short dresses. Is it any wonder that he immersed himself in Jane's world?
"Those are really nice panties. May I?" He walked towards her.
"Herman's our stylist."
He tugged on her hem and played around a little with it, seeing if he could lower it. What he was really doing was creating mock upskirts that he would beat-off to later.
"These panties are to die for." By feigning interest in the feel of the material, he was able to brush against her cunt lips and get away with it."
"Thank you, they're Victoria's Secret."
"I'm sorry," Herman said, standing up and facing her and showing off his boner, "but we need to see your breasts."
"And he's not just saying that because he's a perv," Jane chimed in.
Kerstin sighed and lowered her straps and pulled the top of her dress down to her waist. Herman couldn't stop staring.
"That's enough," Jane said. "You can get dressed. Herman, go get the penis clamp. I'm neutering you."
Chastened, Herman retreated sullenly, and sat back down in his chair.
"Are you okay watching men have gay sex," Jane asked?
She thought a moment. "If the scene called for it, I suppose. I'm a lesbian, so I'm cool with gays."
"A lezzie, huh." Jane looked her over. "You do look a little butch, now that you mention it, but you also look very feminine, so what is it?"
"Pictures speak louder than words." She pulled out her phone and showed off a picture of her lover.
"That answers that," Jane said. Kerstin's girlfriend was a large woman, and perhaps ten pounds overweight, but she still looked sexy as hell; a little slutty and a lot skanky."
"It's not what you think. We switch roles sometimes."
"The more I hear about this," Jane said, "the better it gets. I saw your Instagram page, and you were showing a lot of skin. Odd isn't it that you'll have more clothes on in a porn video. But there'll be lots of naked men, maybe even doing some kinky shit, and they'll all be hung like fucking mules. I need to make sure you're comfortable around that." Jane thought a moment. "Jesus motherfucking Christ, that fucking mini and those fucking boners...goddamn, it's a match made in heaven, but you look pure - no, you look wholesome; that's what bugging me."
Kerstin smiled. "I think it'll be a good career move for me. I got a lot of followers, but I need more, you know what I mean?"
"You mean by appearing in our film you'll appeal to a whole new bunch of pathetic sickos?"
"I wouldn't say it like that, but yeah. I checked you guys out, and you have a good reputation. It might be a little racy for me, but not too racy, I hope."
"So you won't fuck and you won't suck." Herman frowned. "Is that what your saying?"
"That's what I'm saying, little man, and I still don't know why you're naked. I'll do a little dick rubbing. Not too much, but some. I never understood the fascination with penises."
Jane cleared her throat and waited for Herman to say something, but he remained silent.
"Look, I'll be honest, Jane said. "I thought you had a nice ass on Instagram, and you look very pretty and chic, but like I said, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this. But we're looking for variety, and we don't have anyone like you, so if you like showing off and teasing...I mean, what the hell, the pervs who follow you on Instagram are probably naked, and they're probably beating their meat, so the only difference is that you'll be able to watch the pervs. If you're cool with that then the job is yours."
Kerstin smiled. "Thank you."
"Take it from me; once you walk into a room wearing a mini, and a bunch of naked men are staring at you, and you can sense their eyes on your crotch as you sit down and cross your legs, and then you see the effect you had on their boners...it's almost better than sex."
"It is sex," Herman interjected.
Kerstin smiled. "It's not like I never did men before. It's just that now I don't."