Sorry for the long wait if anyone was in anticipation. Everyone in this story (including flashbacks) are adults, y'all. Enjoy!
It was about 7 in the afternoon at the Nude Mall and Fiona and I had finally decided it was time to leave to go home and relax. It had been a fun-filled day of crazy public lewdness for both of us and we were ready to head back to the condo and relax. What began as a normal trip to check out the new mall and beach area got risqué real fast.
Through a series of mishaps (or good fortune), both Fiona and I ended up in various stages of undress. First, my shorts and boxers were stolen so I spent the entire day completely bottomless with my whole cock and ass out for all to see. Then, after pranking Fiona, she lost her bottoms and spent a tone of time in just her tube top with her bare pussy and ass out for all to see. Then later she found a delightful bikini that that showed... well... everything, and then finally was wearing a blue under-bust corset. The under bust corset allowed her breasts to hang out and it didn't go down far enough to cover her lower half at all. Earlier in the day (when we accidently stood in line to eat tacos we couldn't pay for) we had talked a bit about our feelings a little and finally had sex; in public no less!
"Whew!" Fiona said, as we got to her car in the parking lot, "What a day, right?"
"What a day indeed!" I remarked. We were both still 'inappropriate' from our time at the mall. Thankfully Fiona kept her little Volkswagen clean and the cloth upholstery felt just fine on my bare lower half. Fiona got in the driver's seat.
"Comfy," she said to herself, "You know this is first time I've had my bare ass on these seats. It's pretty comfy!"
"I'm just glad they're not vinyl!" I joked, grabbing her hand playfully, "My balls might have become a permanent addition!" Fiona laughed as she started the car and backed out of the parking lot.
"You're a riot, James," she said as we made our way back to the condo, "Speaking of balls, are yours okay?" she took a hand of the wheel and put it between my legs and gently rubbed my sack. Her cool smooth hands felt refreshing. "I bet they're empty as hell!"
"Oh yeah," I agreed, "Might be a day or two before I have the stamina to go back to that place. They really out to open a fertility clinic in there. I bet it'd make a mint!"
"Well how about this," Fiona proposed, "Why don't we go home and just take a quick shower and relax in my bed? I've got the California king with nice sheets, ya know."
I couldn't lie, that sounded very relaxing and enticing. "Sold." I said firmly.
"Really?" Fiona replied with giddy excitement.
"Of course," I nodded, "What a great end to a crazy day, relaxing in a huge bed with a great view with a beautiful woman in my arms."
"Oh?" Fiona said, smiling flirtatiously, "So in this scenario you've concocted you envision me in your arms?"
"Yeah, I mean it's my scenario so I think I can imagine whatever I like." I turned to her and added, "But of course if you don't envision the same thing..."
"No, no, no," Fiona replied, shaking her head, "I think I'd like to be held tonight, thank you very much. But be warned; I would like to sleep naked so we can make love in the morning."
"Oh I see," I chuckled, "Well I suppose if it's what the lady would like..."
"It is."
"Well then I think I'm contractually obligated to uh... oblige."
We had a laugh as we pulled into the parking spot for the condo. Fiona leaned over and gave me a kiss on the lips. Her lips were soft and the kiss was gentle and loving. We smiled at one another as we got out of the car, totally forgetting that we were home now, and our neighborhood was definitely not zoned as a clothes-optional area like the mall and the beach. Not that we were embarrassed or anything, it was just unusual still I guess.
"Ha ha, I can't believe I forgot a back-up set of clothes," Fiona laughed, "You ready to haul ass through the parking lot to our condo?"
"Yup!" I replied with enthusiasm, "But I'm not running. I'll be taking all the time I like, thank you very much. If our neighbors get offended by a little nudity they can pound sand."
"Yeah, exactly! I mean who hasn't seen some cocks and tits flopping around?" Fiona agreed as we opened our doors and got out. It was still slightly strange being completely bottomless in public now that we were almost home, but honestly not a big deal. Fiona took a look around before walking in front of me. When she hopped up on the sidewalk I playfully slapped her bare ass. She just turned and smiled.
As the sun was setting we approached the mailboxes. An older neighbor lady was putting her key in the slot to check her mail. She turned and saw Fiona and myself approaching and scowled at us. We just smiled at her and kept walking. As we passed she muttered, "Damn kids. Back in my day we didn't walk around with our willies out..." As we got further away she shouted out to Fiona, "You're gonna catch your death of cold, little missy, walking around with your ass out like that! It's a wonder how you ain't pregnant yet, letting your damn coochie out for the world to see!"
Fiona and I just kept walking, doing our best to keep our side-splitting laughter to ourselves. We laughed so hard it hurt.
"Hot damn," I said, "She's a helluva spitfire."
"Oh don't I know it!" Fiona said through happy tears, "She's a real hoot!"
We kept walking up the paved pathway through the manicured lawn area to the condo's front porch. I thought I had heard moaning earlier and it turns out I was right. Right on the front porch was two of our roomates, Jeff and Jennifer, going at it doggy style. Jennifer was bent over the front railing and Jeff was pounding her from behind so fast it was clapping her ass cheeks. Jennifer's face was clearly communicating the enjoyment she was receiving as she cried out in ecstasy.
As we got closer, they both noticed us and stopped, perhaps slightly embarrassed. Jennifer stood up as Jeff back away and took his cock out of her vagina. Jeff started to pull his pants up and Jennifer put her skirt down but Fiona stopped them.
"Oh no, don't stop on our account," She said, "Please continue!"
"Uh, sorry," Jeff said, not the brightest bulb in the pack.
"No need, bro," I said, pointing downwards at myself, "Look, man, my cock's out too. It's all good."
"We didn't know you'd be home so soon," Jennifer said, "We just got worked up and I always wanted to do it on the porch as the sun went down."
"Well keep at it, girl!" Fiona said, motioning to Jeff's wet dick. It was glistening with Jennifer's juices on it. Jennifer gave an embarrassed smile and lifted her skirt back up to reveal her hairy, but well-groomed pussy. She hopped up on one of the outdoor stools and spread her legs to invite Jeff's cock back inside. Jeff just smiled and slid it back in and they went back to work. Fiona and I went inside the condo and headed to the bathroom for a shower.
"Enjoy, you two!" Fiona said as we closed the front door. Soon the cries of pleasure could be heard from the other side as they went back to fucking each other silly.
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Fiona and I enjoyed a nice twenty-minute or so shower together. It felt glorious and relaxing. We dried off and went straight to Fiona's room and headed right for that wonderful, comfortable, and expansive California king size bed. Exhausted, we collapsed into it and snuggled up close. Fiona laid her head on my chest as we watched the very end of the setting sun go down over the pacific. We were intertwined, lying naked on the sea of blankets.
"I had a good day, James." She said.
"Me too," I replied, "I'm glad went."
"Was that the craziest sex of your life?" Fiona inquired.
"Craziest? Most definitely," I replied, "What about you?".
"Oh by far," Fiona said, "Hey I gotta fun question since we're settling in for the night; what's your craziest sex story?"
"Craziest?" I repeated, "Like of all time?"
"Yeah," Fiona said, looking up at me with a playful smile, "Tell me a fun story to help me go to sleep. We got a fun day tomorrow and were starting it off with a little morning-time lovemaking, remember?"
"Oh yes, I would never forget that," I assured her. "Okay, I think I've got a story for ya. I've actually never told anyone this before."
"Ooh yes, exciting!" Fiona said sleepily, "I'm ready when you are."
"Okay," I began, "It all started a long time ago, in a galaxy..."
Fiona gently slapped my cock and chuckled. "You doofus."
"Ok, ok," I chuckled back, "For real this time..."
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The Story About That One Time At A Friend's House
When I was a younger man, I spent the night at my friend Matt's house. I had barely any friends growing up. In fact, I dare say that Matt was my one and only friend. I not only homeschooled, but I was a major nerd on top of that so I really didn't have a social life. The only way for me and my younger sister to have any friends at all was through my parents' church that they took us to every Sunday. That was how my family and Matt's family knew each other.
So anyways, one day Matt invited me to stay over at his house for the night. My parents agreed and I was pumped because we were interested in the same things. My dad dropped me off after he got out of work and told me to have fun.
As I went inside my friend's house and greeted his family I found that there was another family there who were over to have dinner as well. They brought their daughter, Lacey, with them and she was the same age as Matt and I. Nothing weird or crazy as we all knew each other from church. We've known Lacey and her parents since Sunday school and we had all been in church youth group too. Matt's parents, Lacey's parents, and my parents had all taken turns teaching Sunday school in the past.
So after dinner the three of us played PlayStation in the living room. The adults played card games in the kitchen. Time just flew by and at some point Lacey's parents left and went home. I hadn't even noticed when that happened as we were so engrossed in our game. Matt's parents came into the living room and his dad said, "Hey guys, we're going to bed. You guys can keep playing games as long as you want but hook it up downstairs on the basement TV."
"You got it, Dad." Matt replied.
"Goodnight," Lacey and I said.
So we headed down to the basement and hooked the PlayStation back up. We flipped through the channels to channel 3 (showing my age here lol) and accidentally went too far. Matt's family had cable and so we ended up on a channel that was playing the movie Army of the Dead. Excited that we were going to watch a scary movie and get away with it, we sat down on the pullout couch to watch it.
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