A blushing bride at 19, my first year of married life was not exactly what I had imagined it would be. I'm still just outside of Utica, New York and the year is 1974.
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1. Our first home.
One first home was right out of the pages of Badder Homes and Gardens. We rented a house that was only a mile away from my old home and was fairly close to both our jobs. I was still working at the fast food joint, and Mike was driving a truck delivering for the cheapest furniture store in the city, so what we would be able to afford was rather limited.
Pisa, which was the name I called it when I first saw it, was a little box that leaned to the left when you looked at it from the front. Mike insisted it didn't, which gives you an idea of what he was like between the ears. It had three closets that the landlord had humorously called bedrooms and a little backyard that you could have a big party in, as long as you invited 50 people built like Twiggy and encouraged them of the need to cuddle up.
I couldn't convince Mike that the whole building was crooked no matter how hard I tried. He would always say it was me. I would take a picture of the place and show it to him, and he would insist I tilted the camera. I begged friends and relatives to set him straight, but they were far wiser than me and didn't even try. They knew that you didn't win an argument with Mike.
Pisa was still my dream home for now, and I did my best to make it as presentable as possible. Given the rag tag collection of furniture we had, that wasn't easy. We had every hand-me-down known to man, and Mike even got stuff that customers were throwing away and brought it home if it looked better than what we had.
The only thing we splurged on was a bed. We took the money we got for wedding presents and got a pretty decent waterbed. It was a wise investment because it got a lot of use. I'd guess that we must have made love 500 times in the first three months we were married.
I was on the pill, since there was no way that we were going to be able to afford children at first, given the spartan way we were living. Children were on top of my list of life's priorities though and Mike knew it, and always claimed he was agreeable to that happening as soon as we could manage it.
Mike was relentless regarding sex, and I was... agreeable. Actually, I loved being wanted so much and we would be humping at every opportunity. First thing in the morning, last thing at night, with matinees during the day as our work schedules permitted. If I was home during the day, Mike would invariably stop by in the truck and come in for a quickie.
How the poor guy he worked with felt about sitting in the truck while Mike came in and got laid was another thing altogether. All things considered, it was a great beginning and we had a house that, be it ever so very humble, was a home.
2. That's entertainment!
After a few months, we started to get a little less active in the sack, but it was unreasonable to expect to maintain the pace we had started. Our alternate means of entertainment was a 19" black and white TV that was so old it had been made before most of the reruns we watched had been produced.
There was a new theatre that had just opened up in the outskirts of the city that Mike wanted to go to. We didn't have money for things like movies, but Mike told me that they had ladies nights on Tuesdays and Thursdays when the woman got in free if the guy paid. Seeing as it was only a buck to get in anyway, I figured that was something we could afford.
When Mike pulled into the parking lot, I recognized the building as an old burger joint that had gone out of business. It was called the 'Petit Cinema', and that was a good word for it, because somehow they had crammed two theatres into this little building, or so the little sign out front claimed.
"Mike, this is an X-rated theatre," I said as we walked to the entrance.
"You've seen these kind of movies before, haven't you?" Mike asked in his innocent voice, knowing full well I hadn't.
"What's playing?" I asked him as I looked at the posters of the coming attractions that lined the outside walls. "Dr. Strangecunt?" I mouthed in wonder at the one poster that showed a bad Peter Sellers wannabe punching his fist between a woman's legs.
"No, that's showing later in the month," Mike informed me, having apparently become an expert in what this dive was going to be showing for the rest of the year. "We're going to see 'Taboo II'."
"What's that about?" I asked and sarcastically added, "I didn't even see 'Taboo I'."
"You'll be able to figure it out," Mike assured me as he paid the dollar to get us in.
"What's playing at the other screen?" I asked, since there seemed to be a lot of guys heading in there.
"It's the queer side," Mike informed me.
That explained the lack of ladies streaming in to see 'Gone With the Whang', although that sounded interesting even if only from an historical perspective.
Mike couldn't explain the lack of ladies in the cramped little theatre to catch 'Taboo II' despite it being Ladies Night, because when we opened the door, there only appeared to be about a dozen people in the theatre and all appeared to be males from the looks of it. Since the place couldn't hold more than 50, that was probably a good thing.
It was also a good thing that I had taken a count before the door closed behind us, because after that we were blind as bats. We staggered down the aisle in the most pitch-black darkness imaginable, with Mike incurring the wrath of some poor soul when he tried to sit in his lap by mistake.
"HEY! Whaddya think you're doing?" some old geezer screamed out as Mike fell on him.
"How'd ya like to try and spend the rest of the night on your hands and knees tryin' to find your teeth?" Mike cordially replied as I cringed, already well aware that I could neither dress Mike up or take him out.
We finally found a couple of seats off to the side, but disaster struck when Mike eased himself into the seat and promptly went right down to the floor.
"Fucking motherfucking cocksucking piece of shit!" Mike screamed out as he scrambled back to his feet.
"Are you alright honey?" I asked while desperately trying not to piss my pants in an attempt to keep from laughing, as the other patrons turned to try and figure out what was going on. "Didn't this place just open? Why is it falling apart already?"
"Gonna hear from my lawyer!" Mike said as he picked up the cushion part of the chair that had let go when he sat in it, and hurled it toward the screen.
Luckily he narrowly missed his target, and it crashed loudly but harmlessly at the base of the stage, causing many murmurs and mumblings from the dirty dozen assembled in the theatre.
"We have a lawyer?" I quizzed Mike as he climbed over me and sat on my other side in a functioning seat, and the pungent scent of goodness knows what filled my nostrils.
"Ah, forget about it and lets have us some fun," was Mike's response, and we turned our attention to the screen, where the same little cartoon characters I had grown to know and love over the years were imploring the patrons to go to the lobby and visit the concession stand.
I hadn't noticed a concession stand when we entered, but luckily we didn't have to worry about that, because Mike had filled my pocketbook with cans of beer and pretzels from home. We opened the cans of Utica Club as quietly as we could and waited for the show to start.
As 'Taboo II' started, I was prepared to take a nap, since I had no idea what this was all about. Besides, why watch other people have sex when we could go home and do it ourselves?
Funny thing was that when the movie began, I was hooked. A blonde woman was giving this incredibly busty woman a massage, and the oil glistened as she worked over her huge knockers. Then a kid came in with a delivery and a big dick and started screwing the woman on the massage table.
I was enthralled! People having sex right on the movie screen, just like we did at home. For the next hour or so I stared at the screen like I was hypnotized as scene after scene unfolded, and I felt a warm feeling between my legs get more intense with every passing moment.
That was due in large part to Mike's hand which was rubbing the front of my jeans, and I began leaning into it with every downward stroke he made. Mike had taken my hand and placed it on his own crotch, and I worked on him with equal intensity.
After 'Taboo II' ended, another movie started, and this one didn't look nearly as interesting. Apparently Mike was not pleased with the rubbing that we were doing, because the next thing I knew he had his cock out and was directing me to it.
"Let's go home," I suggested, but Mike had other ideas, and reached over to pull my head down on him.
"Mike, there's people here," I hissed.
"It's way too dark for anybody to see us babe, and I need it bad."
So it was that I found myself crawling on my knees on the grungy floor of the Petit Cinema, having been unable to get over the arm rest between us to do Mike's bidding. I wormed my way into the space with the missing seat, and went down on him fast and hard.
After he exploded into my mouth a minute later, I tried to get up as inconspicuously as possible. As I rose, I looked over Mike's shoulder and saw a guy who had been watching us all the while, and was hurriedly arranging his coat on his lap as I got back into my seat. I just realized how accustomed my eyes had gotten to the darkness, and could only assume that applied to that guy as well.
"Let's go, NOW!" I said.
I got up and left my seat, heading down the back of the theatre and out into the cool night air. Mike was running to catch me and was all excited.
"Oh babe, I love you so much!" I yelped as he hugged and kissed me out by our car. "That was such a turn on having that guy watch you go down on me!"
"He was watching all along?" I asked.
"Yeah, and it was driving him crazy!" Mike said as we got in the car. "When I was cumming I could hear him jacking himself off like crazy watching you suck me off."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because you were a lot hotter than anybody on the screen!" Mike said. "Oh baby, when we get home I'm gonna make you cum like you never have before!"