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Phil and Pete led the group. Lubricated, boisterous and anxious they laughed and high-fived their way through the parking lot with David and Rachael slowly falling behind until Phil abruptly stopped. He preposterously flung one hand behind his head and the other hand he planted on his outthrust hip and stood there in a faux sexual pose. David and Rachael noticed immediately and slowed down. Phil took a few more steps before realizing his friend was no longer beside him.
"What the hell, man?' bellowed Pete unhappy to be stopped. Sweat beaded on his upper lip both from the extra fifty pounds he carried and the day's heat bleeding from the bleak Phoenix strip mall parking lot. "Its way too fucking hot for this. The sooner we get a cold beer and drink in a roomful of titties the better."
"Patience. I'm the warm up act, buddy, you know, like a comedy show. You get hit with refrigeration and too many titties at once it might stop your heart." Phil yanked his t-shirt over his head and tossed it to a disgusted Pete who batted it to the ground and raised both arms halfway as if to ask 'what now?'
The half-naked Phil struck his pose again, his scrawny body sporting a precise famer's tan. He started humming a bawdy tune and raised the second arm to join the first behind his head. He rotated his hips in the darkening dirty parking lot.
Racheal and Dave burst out laughing at the awkward jumble of hips wiggling like a mound of over caffeinated earthworms.
"You're a sick ugly fuck," complained Pete, turning towards the front door. "Those are the worst titties I've ever seen. I need a lap dance now to this erase this abomination from my brain."
Rachael piped up, "I bet Pete wouldn't have been able to turn away if you'd taken your shorts off, Pete."
Pete responded with a middle finger raised over his head waving in their general direction as he trekked toward the front door.
One hour and untold drinks later a shapely dancer grabbed David's attention as she walked by. Rachael noticed Dave yelling to the manager over the Shook Me All Night Long pulsing through the speakers. David pointed first toward the back of the room and then towards her. She knew David had a crush on her, but even though she didn't feel the same way, she had fun when they did things together.
David returned momentarily to tell her he'd arranged a private dance for them. He was pleased when she said, "Sure. Whatever."
A few minutes later a burly man led the two of them through the club to a blue velvet curtain and told them to sit in two adjoining high-backed padded armless, chairs. David couldn't sit still. Rachael and a beautiful naked woman in the same room were too good to be true. At worst he was getting an intimate dance from a sexy dancing professional goddess, but two women stripping was his ultimate fantasy. He knew it wasn't going to happen, but it was fun to imagine.
The dancer swept into the curtained space, introduced herself as Jeannie, and gave David and Rachael a quick rundown of the house rules. Once that was complete, she said, "Sit back and have a good time." She reached out, flicked a switch on the wall cranking unidentifiable music pounding the room with bass. Jeannie moved everything at once in the most graceful fusion of music and human motion Rachael and David had ever witnessed. The choreography of her hips thrusting to the side as both knees bent in unison pointing in the opposite direction left them silent and gaping. Jeannie's neck tilted in harmony with her knees while the long silky shimmering raven black hair moved as a living river of silk. Short red tassels hanging from the tips of her bra mimicked the movement of her hair. Just before her knees went past parallel with the ground, she began her ascent and rotated. Her body flowed like the fountain at the Bellagio. Head, neck, arms, hands, fingers, hips, legs all moved in concert. The result was mesmerizing perpetual sexual motion.
Jeannie slowed her twirling then stopped with her taut feminine back facing Rachael and David. Her legs stretched to either side in an inverted V. Stiletto heels maintained a grip on the wood floor despite the insane angle. Starting from her sides, Jeannie's arms slowly rose as she filled the room stretching, growing taller as her arms and fingers extended for the ceiling. The ruby red four-inch spiked heels and her outstretched arms made her look like she could brush her fingers through the night sky and play with the burning stars waiting for her touch.
Her arms reversed and started the downward journey over the front of her body sensuously brushing her face and neck. As her hands reached her hips, she started bending at the waist. The rounded heart shaped ass, split by a red thong inched closer to her customers. David gawked at the tiny strip of fabric stretching over Jeannie's pussy. Her hands moved across her hips and came to rest with fingers splayed on each cheek. Her flawless back stretched parallel to the floor. She slowly turned her head to her left and looked back at David. Her practiced sultry grin inflamed David's excitement level a notch higher. She dipped her head down and turned to the right focusing her attention on Rachael. Their eyes locked momentarily before the dancer's eyes traveled down Rachael's seated torso and took their time returning to Rachael's gaze. She licked her obscenely red glossy lips and blew Rachael a sensuous slow motion kiss. Real or practiced, Rachael recognized the lust smoldering in her eyes. She shivered in the warm room as tiny pinpricks of excitement raced down her spine. Rachael agreed to tag along mainly to watch David's reactions during the dance but now she felt drawn into those smoky gray eyes.
The dancer turned away and resumed moving her hands over her legs as if she was a finger painter. Her eagerness to feel her own touch leapt across the small space between dancer and patrons as she caressed the backs of her thighs and calves. The girl's flexibility made David's hamstrings hurt. Her protruding backside, easily within grasping distance, made his hands itch to grasp her hot skin.