Desperate situations demand desperate measures. At least that's how I saw it.
Just six weeks after pretty much cleaning out my savings account for a deposit on my own flat, I was made redundant. And there was worse to come. As the accountant who was brought in to sort of the business's affairs told us, it was probably going to be a couple of months or so before we could expect to get any money.
A couple of the other girls were absolutely devastated. But I wasn't too worried. I knew that I could get another job. Probably a better one. In fact, I'd noticed that one of the now-defunct business's competitors was advertising for someone with exactly my skills and experience.
I sent off my CV and waited expectantly for the phone call or email inviting me to an interview. But then, after three days -- and no phone call or email -- I decided that perhaps I should also apply for a couple of other jobs that looked quite interesting. And if I ended up with three offers, I could always just choose the best and tell the other two: Thank you, but no thank you.
At the end of the second week, I decided to spread my net even further. Eventually, I had applications in for 12 jobs. But not a single interview. I was getting desperate. I even started reading the small ads in the local free newspaper. And that's where I saw it.
Wanted: Normal-sized females for photographic modelling assignments. No experience necessary.
Normal-sized? What sort of normal-sized? Normal for a beanpole catwalk model? Or normal for a normal girl like me? It said that applicants must be over 18 (which I definitely was), and that they should email a recent photograph of themselves, together with 'a summary of experience if any'. Oh, well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I desperately needed something to tide me over. And how hard could it be to stand in front of a camera and smile?
Within a couple of hours of firing off the email, I got a reply. 'We would like you to come into the studio for a preliminary chat at ten o'clock tomorrow. Please confirm.'
It turned out that the studio was just a short walk from where I lived. It was at the end of a little side street. And, from the faded lettering high up on the outside of the building, it looked as though it had once been some sort of engineering works.
It was only about 9:45 when I arrived at the studio. 'Sorry,' I said. 'It took less time than I thought it would to get here.'
The woman smiled. 'That's OK. Better early than late. Come on through.'
I followed her through to a large untidy-looking space with white-painted walls and lights everywhere. Some of the lights were just small, but some were massive. 'By the way, I'm Monica,' she said. 'So ... you haven't had any previous experience?'
'No, not really,' I said.
Monica looked me up and down. 'Hmm. Well ... that's not always necessary,' she said. 'Everyone has to start somewhere.'
'The, umm, ad in the paper said normal-sized,' I said. 'I wasn't sure what that meant. I hope I'm not ... well ... too big.'
Monica shook her head. 'You look fine. We like women that normal people can relate to -- women with a little meat on their bones, women with a few curves.' Monica got me to stand in front of a large square of heavy pale-grey paper. 'Just stand on that cross,' she said, pointing to a mark on the floor, 'and we'll take a few test shots. So ... what do you normally do?'
Thwat! Before I had a chance to answer, several of the big lights that were placed around the room flashed and made a surprisingly loud noise. 'Yes. That's nice,' Monica said. 'Just turn your head slightly.'
I turned my head and -- Thwat! -- the lights flashed again.
'And the other way.' Thwat! 'Stand side on....' Thwat! 'Now just turn around so that your back is towards me, and look back over your shoulder at the camera.' Thwat! 'Hmm. Yes. Not too bad at all,' Monica said, as she studied the back of her camera. 'I suppose you want to know about the money.'
'I guess so,' I said.
'Yes. Well ... it's all on a per-assignment basis. I'm afraid you won't get rich on basic assignments like catalogue shoots. But I think you have something about you. I think we can use you for some of the more, well, lucrative assignments. How do you feel about underwear?'
'I wear it,' I told her. 'Well, most of the time.'
Monica smiled. 'Yes. I thought that you might. Let me put it another way: how do you feel about being photographed wearing underwear?'
How did I feel? I hadn't really thought about it. 'Umm ... oh ... umm ... OK. I suppose.'
Monica nodded. 'Just slip that shirt off for a moment will you.'
I hadn't planned on having to get undressed, but, happily, I had worn a nice bra.
'And just turn side on,' Monica said. Thwat! 'And maybe lose the skirt too.' Oh well, at least my knickers matched my bra. Thwat!
Once again, Monica studied the back of her camera. 'OK,' she said, after a moment or two. 'We'll give it a try. How are you placed tomorrow afternoon?'
It wasn't until I was back at home again, searching the fridge for something for lunch, that I realised that we hadn't actually discussed what we were going to be giving a try.
The following morning Monica called to tell me that there had been a slight change of plan. She wanted me at four rather than at two. I told her that that would be fine.
When I arrived at the studio, Monica was just popping the cork from a bottle of champagne. 'A few bubbles to help us all relax a little,' she said. I had to admit that I was feeling a little nervous -- it was, after all, my first photo shoot -- so, yes, maybe a sip or two of champagne would do no harm.
'Oh, and this is Celia,' Monica said, as an older woman in a towelling bathrobe came into the studio from one of the side doors. 'Celia, this is Hannah. Hannah's new to all this.'
Celia smiled warmly and looked me up and down. 'Oh well, we'll soon have you into the swing of things, Hannah.'