"I'm forty three years old! What the hell is the matter with you?" I cringed at the tone in Sharon's voice.
I had just mentioned a couple of stories I had read online about a guy who enjoyed seeing his wife do some peekaboo stuff. The one I liked was probably trite but it had to do with a mature woman that went out shoe shopping with her hubby and let the clerk have a peek.
Then they both got all excited and took it home and got it on. For some reason that peaked my interest, I had read the same story maybe 30 times and even bookmarked it. Finally I had opened my mouth and told the wife that it might be a kick in the ass to see her do something like that.
Which is when she exploded, just about like I figured she might do. Fantasies, everyone has them but they are usually best left deep on the mind.
It had taken me a long time to even bring it up, of course I didn't mention that story to Sharon right off the bat. She was always on the conservative side anyway. Big heavy bras, white cotton panties, slacks and full pullover tops was the way she always dressed.
Part of that has to do with her being sure her fanny is way to big and her tits are way too small, but the truth is that her body is unblemished and there isn't a single roll of fat anywhere on her.
Booty, they call her behind. Round and firm, smooth as silk, which I delight in playing with. Letting my fingertips trace over the curves, then trickle upwards and over her tight little rectum gets her hot and panting.
We never actually tried anal sex, the idea of that never did anything for me, but she sure comes alive if I rub her gently there, a dollop of lotion on my fingertips.
She was never really wild in the bedroom, though. Willing would be a better word.
Maybe I was bored, maybe I missed the exciting idea of something new, something sexy.
The closest we had ever come to anything that I would call exhibitionism was when we were sitting on the beach at Waikiki, she had sat up and then leaned forward to brush some sand off of her foot. Her top had gapped open and I could see the whole thing sitting there in the cup. I had looked around quickly to see if anyone was watching, but no one was.
That gave me a woodie I could break boards with, let me tell you!
Why did that excite me? I don't know, I had seen her naked a thousand times, sucked on her titties and played with them, tweaked her nipples, think of something and I did it.
But seeing her sitting there like that, one of her pretty little boobies in her bikini cup completely bare, right out in public where someone, anyone might see it got my old boner up and ready to go. Sharon's boobies are interesting, they are wider apart than most women I have seen photos of, and they just sit there like two halves of an Orange. Her nipples stick out all the time, and they stick out even more when I get her fussed up. So I sat there and stared at her nipple, it was right out in the open, plain as day, that was hot.
It was only an hour later and I had her down on her back and reached the biggest and best orgasm of my entire life. If something really gets me going I seem to grow an extra full inch, of course Sharon notices that.
The truth is she liked that one, too, she spent another hour trying to get me going for seconds, finally I even did manage.
"What set this off?" She grinned at me, her right hand idly stroking up and down my spent shaft.
"You just looked so beautiful out on the beach today is all." I managed. I was reasonably sure that she had no idea her tittie was peeking out of her outfit.
My comment got her snuggled up even tighter, her lips nibbling at my earlobe as she rolled the head of my penis between her fingertips.
It stayed fairly soft but that sure felt good, I reached down and lightly rolled the very tip of one of her nipples between my thumb and forefinger, getting a purr out of her.
Yea, I know, I read the stories. It seems that in the stories the guys can't get it back down if they use a meat tenderizer and an anvil and smack it over and over.
Me? I am 52 years old, and it comes up just fine and stays that way, until it goes off. Then I am usually all done for about half a day.
But I also have a tongue, fingers and toes, one time I used my big toe on Sharon and got her to giggling so hard she wet herself...and my foot.
"There ain't a damned thing wrong with me!" I yelled right back after she asked me what was wrong with me.
She called me a pervert, too. She sounded a little bit upset but she really didn't look all that upset.
"So I am a pervert, so what? I'm just a guy, I like to look at women and so do other guys, so what's the big deal?"
"I can't believe you want me to do something like that." Sharon went into her little pout mode. I think she was a bit taken back by my yelling right back at her, I almost never yell about anything.
"It was just a silly fantasy, no big deal. Let it go, ok?" Opening my mouth and letting out a secret fantasy now had me embarrassed. I went into the living room and turned on the news, kicked my recliner back. She went into the kitchen and began banging pans around, that was where that ended up.
Pervert, huh? Yea, probably.
The cookies were good, she came out about two hours later with a glass of milk and a whole plate of peace offerings. Sugar cookies made with the brown sugar, chunks of dark chocolate melted into them, some honey to keep them from coming apart when I dipped them into the milk.
Later we were on the bed and I tried to do that big toe thing again but she squirted away from me, giggling. I even chased her for awhile with no success, then she was on top of me and had her arms pressed against the bed on each side of me, those round little titties right in my face.
Her nipples were sticking out real nice, too.
So I guessed all was just fine.
A few days later I came home from work and she was reading one of her romance novels. I don't know how she can read that crap, there is always some big hunky guy and some poor soft little woman who meet, then get together, have a falling out and end up back together again.
Mixed in there are the strong "members" and rippling six pack abdomens, breasts with skin like soft butter.
Hell, I have a six pack abdomen, too.
Mine is just padded a little bit.
Pages and pages of crap about what they think and feel, on and on, no end to it. None of it sounds real. Hell, in real life we get them drunk, down on their back, rub their boobs and suck on their nipples, nail the hell out of them and then go bowling or something.
Well, that's what we guys tell each other, anyway.
The good part is she gets really deep into that shit and leaves me alone, I then can go turn on the computor and read my own stories.
My favorite stories are much better.
Usually about some big strong won't take no shit off nobody type guy sticking his 12 incher into some soft little woman with 38DD knockers while she squeals in delight.
Much better than her romance crap.
I found another story that sounded interesting, it was about some guy who took his wife to see a Doctor and they were a bit lax about modesty and she ended up showing off her bare beaver to just about everyone on the planet before it was over.
Her tits were perky but only 36DD's.
Stupid story, not believable at all. I mean, come on, a salesman ends up in the room watching the Doctor stick his fingers in the guy's wife while a whole bunch of people outside can see right in through the door that didn't get quite closed?
The wife looks up and sees them, but lays back with her eyes closed, grinning?
Yea, like sure that could happen.
I bookmarked that one, too.
Maybe I shouldn't have, Sharon found it and read it. I had gone to the bathroom to drop a load and I could hear her giggling from clear in there.
I came out to find her sitting there reading the last page.
"I can't believe you like this stuff!" She smirked at me.
"Better than that crap you read!" I snapped back, my face turning bright red.
"Same stuff, just more sex. You are such a pervert." She smirked at me, but it hit me that her tone had changed to one I found familiar.
I stepped up behind her and reached down to get a handful of her 34BB's, by the time we got to the couch and I got her white cotton panties peeled off she was all sloppy wet.
"You got all excited thinking about showing off your fat pussy, didn't you?" I muttered as I rammed it home.
She didn't answer, just grunted. Then she went off like a danged firecracker, another rare thing for her. Sharon actually does climax pretty easily, good thing too since I am good for maybe 3 minutes or so.
Of course that's her fault, she is tight as hell and uses those neat muscles.
Yea, she fires one off pretty easily, but not that easily.
Not normal at all.
Interesting stuff, which I promptly forgot about when my reality TV show came on. I figured that this was going to be the week they voted off that one sneaky prick I hated, how in the hell could those stupid people not see right through that guy's shit?
Oh, well. They couldn't even build a fire, bunch of stupid assholes. Sharon came in and crawled in my lap, making it hard for me to see around her. She kept rubbing my dick, too. She sure was acting funny lately.
It's not easy to watch TV and fuck at the same time but I managed. Sharon was acting quite a bit hornier than she normally was but after the short yelling match I didn't make any more suggestions about her flashing anyone.
It was maybe a week later, a Friday afternoon, I came home from work to find her sitting on the couch in the living room. Nothing out of the ordinary there except she had on her prettiest dress. There was a box sitting on the coffee table.
"What's that?" I asked her.
"Oh, I went to town and bought some shoes today."
"Oh." It didn't register on me, I sat down in my chair and reached for my newspaper.
"Don't you want to see them?"
"Now just why the fuck would I want to see her damned new shoes?" I thought, but I was smart enough to keep my mouth shut.
"Sure, is that them?" I glanced down at the box, then back up at Sharon. It took me a second or two, then it hit me that she was sitting there on the couch with her legs carelessly open.
And there wasn't a single stitch on underneath it!
I sat up straight, looked at her.
"You mean....did you...?"