"When you're naked it's hard to think of anything except the fact you're naked."
Accepting the proffered glass of wine, I'm sure I tilted my head slightly. Men are odd creatures, but that statement about being naked rang true even for the sane gender. At least it did for me.
"I mean if you're wearing, I don't know, briefs or whatever, it seems possible to think of something other than that you're naked, at least for brief periods, if only because you're not naked."
"Go on," I prompted. A little more perplexed now. Where the hell was he going with this? And where was he coming from?
"If you're wearing say briefs and a teeshirt you don't think about being naked because you're not naked, so you can think about other things."
He was gorgeous. Naked. And gorgeous. Just as he had been earlier in the day when I was having my driving lesson. I sipped my wine. Possibly following him now, sort of.
"If you're wearing a teeshirt but no briefs or slacks or whatever, then you feel more naked and more distracted by being naked, but because of the teeshirt you might be able to think of other things if only briefly..."
As I said, he was naked and gorgeous...but I resisted the glib quip because he might actually be leading somewhere important. The problem being he was naked and gorgeous and my pussy was starting to brew up. To regain some control, I lowered my glass a bit and interrupted with: "Put your hands behind your head."
He did.
"Does that make you feel even more naked?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Umh, because now I feel more vulnerable. Like I may not be able to get my hands down in time to protect myself."
"You probably can't. Besides, I'm not going to let you put your hands down. So don't even think about it."
His gorgeous erection moved involuntarily: rolling, that little bit, the way they do. And tip began to glisten. Julie would describe that as a Tell. She was right. It was definitely a Tell.
A bit of back story: he had initiated the game. He had proposed I Spy, where he would warn me of something by saying 'I Spy' and giving me a hint - sometimes a very direct hint if my driving was really erratic. He said the game was to focus my mind on the road, and the rules of the road. (I suspect now that he had an additional motive, but be that as it may...) He had peeled off his tee, exposing those gorgeous male abs and pecs, voluntarily - and initiating everything that followed.
That was 4 hours ago on the quiet country road. For the rest of the drive, he had removed one garment for each instance of I SPY. Needless to say, I had deliberately done things to keep the flow of 'I Spy' hints coming - along with his clothes. (But that is another story: see Is It Hereditary?)
Now we were here: me fully clothed, (settled comfortably at the bistro table in his flat, pardon me, his apartment) with a glass of wine in my hand - him beautiful, stark naked, hands behind his head, standing fully exposed beside the table for me to study and apparently prepared to follow my every instruction or whim.
"So if I took that thin gold chain from around your neck would that make you feel even more naked?"
To test this, I beckoned him closer with the index finger of my free hand ...and kept beckoning, until he got the idea and bent his head forward. Then I reached up and took the chain between my thumb and that index finger - pulling it ever so slightly to tighten it.
"Yes."
"Yes what?"