One afternoon Glenn Smith read something in a magazine that really caught his eye. It was about a brand new product that when a person sprayed it on his body it made him totally invisible. The product was really developed for the United States military so they could spy on the enemy without being seen or heard.
"We can watch and listen to people for hours and they'll have no clue we're looking right over their shoulders," the article says. "We can go wherever they do and find out what they're doing without them ever knowing a thing. It's the greatest thing since the machine gun."
Now Glenn had no interest at all in the military but the thought of a product that could make a person invisible really got his mind racing. He began thinking of all the neat things he could do if he was invisible. He thought one of the first things he'd do with it was spy on his co-workers to find out what they were up to when he wasn't looking. He was very sure a couple of them were up to no good.
But minutes later he thought of a much better use for it that would be a lot more fun. He could spray the stuff on and making himself invisible when he wanted to watch his women co-workers. He thought of the two girls who he'd love to watch without them ever knowing it. He even imagined he could even go into the ladies' restroom without getting caught.
From that moment on he decided he had to get his hands on that product. But after he read the article again he realized the company was planning on never letting the general public get their hands on it.
But he made up his mind he wasn't going to give up on getting a hold of this product. Glenn was obsessed and nothing was gong to stand in his way.
After a few weeks of spending hours on his computer searching for military websites he thought he finally found out where the product was produced. He did a little more searching on the Internet, found a website that had all the information on how the product was made and all the contents.
"According to this all the ingredients should be sold in a regular drugstore," Glenn said to himself. "All I have to do is buy them, follow all the instructions and start having the time of my life."
Just like Glenn thought, going to his local pharmacy and buying the ingredients was easy as can be.
On a Friday evening after work Glenn arrived home with all the ingredients. He quickly went to his computer, printed the instructions and began mixing everything up.
Within a half hour it seemed like he had the formula all mixed up and it was ready to be tried out.
He poured the formula into an old spray bottle, went ahead and sprayed all over himself. He was in front of his bathroom mirror while he was doing this and within ten seconds he totally disappeared. He couldn't see himself at all. He waved his hands in front of his face and he saw nothing, just like they weren't there.
The inventor of the product also claimed anybody using it would be able to go through walls and any other object. So he slowly pushed his hand against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall and it stopping him his hand and arm went right through it with no effort at all. So he decided to walk all the way through the wall.
"This the coolest thing ever invented by mankind!" Glenn exclaimed.
He was thrilled to death as he discovered he really could walk through anything without feeling a thing.
"This is so dam awesome!"
