Have you ever worked with a total bitch that was also smokin' hot? Who hasn't, right? I had a boss years ago that said women like that "just need a good fuck thrown into them." The one I'm currently dealing with -- well, my favorite one, at least ¬-- is Katherine. Not Kathy. Not Kat. Katherine. She went to an all-girl Catholic high school. Ivy League college. Snooty as hell because she thinks -- she knows -- that she's better than everyone else and those that work with her should be grateful. And absolutely smokin'! She knew it, too. 5' 5", long, blonde hair, slender face, and curves that a Ferrari would have trouble navigating. 38-24-36. She was always wearing skin-tight tops or low cut sweaters. Or a combination of the two. Short skirts with high heels that showed off those luscious legs no matter what the weather was like would complete the ensemble.
It all started with her accusing me of being infatuated with her tits. It was true, but I couldn't admit that to her. Over the past several weeks I had managed, after multiple sexual escapades, to swap the tables. I had gotten her to admit to having an infatuation with my sizable cock. I had also convinced her there was a "program" similar to Alcoholics Anonymous to cure this demon. When, in actuality, all I was doing was getting her to be even more enamored with my member.
Step 1 of my "program" for her to follow was to draw a picture of whatever you're infatuated with and look at it anytime you think of it. Being an artist, Katherine had drawn a perfect replica of my pole and had it in the top drawer of her desk at work. Other "steps" completed thus far were to be embarrassed and/or humiliated by your infatuation (which involved having sex in my office with a co-worker) and use, show, or experience the object of your infatuation in public. We wound up in a DP situation in a bathroom at a local pub with our waiter.
It was time to move to the next step.
Katherine and I ran into each other in the hallway while we headed to a meeting. Damn she looked hot! An overly tight peach-colored top that was buttoned well into her cleavage clung to her sexy torso. The top was tucked into a much-too-short-for-the-office white skirt that exposed plenty of those long tan legs sitting on black stilettos. I watched her eyes nervously dart back and forth between the bulge quickly growing in my pants and the crooked smile forming on my face as we approached each other.
When we got closer, I said, "Hey, Katherine, give me a call after the meeting so we can talk about the next step in the program."
"Oh! Yes!" She painfully realized the excitement in her voice was all too obvious. She cleared her throat. "(ahem) Yes, yes, I'll do that. Thank you," she said quite business like.
She was totally distracted during her entire meeting.
I can't stop thinking about him! And his cock! (gasp) His..his member! It's so beautiful...and large...and feels so amazing! But, for the sake of my own sanity and my marriage, I must complete the program and get over this infatuation!
If she ever found out "the program" was something I made up to get her naked -- and knock her down a notch or two off her high horse -- I was screwed.
A little more than an hour later I was seated in her office staring at her fabulous tits. Her gumdrop sized nipples were poking out like two pencil erasers.
"So, Mr. Al...Mark, you mentioned the next step of the program. I believe it's best we proceed as quickly as we can so we can rid ourselves of this awful infatuation."
I nodded my head. "I absolutely agree."
Bullshit! I want you thinking about my cock every second of every day!
"Oh good, I'm glad we agree," she said flatly. "So, what's the next step of the program?"
"Well, it says you have to reveal and explain your infatuation to a complete stranger. Someone
You've never met and most like will never meet again."
She gasped. "A complete stranger?! I have to confess my infatuation of your...your member to a complete stranger?! What's that going to accomplish?!"
I shrugged my shoulders. "I guess it's supposed to be something like confessing your sins, ya know? Like unburdening yourself to a stranger. And, in a perfect world, the stranger is understanding and sympathetic and forgives you.
Being a good Catholic girl, she was all-too-familiar with confessing your sins. But this isn't anything she could ever confess to in the House of God. She nodded her head. "Yes, yes, okay. That does make sense."
"We can do it together. You know, support each other."
"Yes, yes, that's a good idea." She thought about it. "But, where do we find this 'stranger'? And no more restaurants!"
I chuckled. "Right, right, no more restaurants. I've actually given this some thought. How about Tranquility Park?"
"Tranquility Park?!" she screeched, then took a breath. "But that's a public place. Someone I know might see me...us."
I shook my head and waved a dismissive hand. "You're over thinking this. It's a very private public place. Have you ever been down there on a Sunday evening? The place is practically deserted. But there's always the stray jogger or someone just looking to unwind before the week starts back up."
She leaned back in her leather chair and thought about it. "Yes, okay, we can try it. But if there are a lot of people there, or I see anyone I know, I'm leaving."
I nodded my head. "Fair enough. Meet me in parking lot C Sunday evening and we'll give it a shot."
The sun was getting low in the sky when Katherine and I stepped onto the paved walkway. She was visibly nervous and sexy as fuck. There was a fall chill in the air. She was wearing a beige sweater with a deep v-neck that was two sizes too small. It was struggling to contain her massive sweater puppies and doing nothing to subdue her rock hard nipples. A black pencil skirt wrapped around her waist and fell to just above her knees. I think it was the longest skirt I'd ever seen her wear. Her high heels tapped on the hard surface. I was dressed way more casually. My Doobie Brothers t-shirt clung to my fit torso while my well-worn and torn jeans squeezed the trouser snake that was hiding in my pants. It was an odd feeling going commando like I was.
We passed a jogger and a couple walking hand in hand as we treaded deeper into the park. We finally saw an old man sitting alone on a bench in the distance. I stopped and nodded. "How about him?" I asked.
Katherine was so nervous her hands were shaking. "Oh gosh, I don't know. I...I..."
"Might as well get it over with. Rip t off like a band aid and get it over with."
She took a deep breath. I though her sweater might split in two from the added pressure. "Yes, I suppose you're right. Just get it over with."
We walked towards the man. He appeared lost in his thoughts, enjoying the peacefulness of the park. His skin was pale. His hair was thinning and gray. He had a long overcoat on to keep the night chill away.
"Excuse me, sir," Katherine said quietly. The man's head turned slowly. She nodded at the bench. "May I...may we sit down next to you?"
The old man shrugged his shoulders and gruffly said, "There's no law against it, I s'pose." He made no effort to scoot over, forcing the three of us to sit scrunched together with a very uncomfortable Katherine in the middle.
We sat there in silence for several awkward minutes before I lightly elbowed Katherine in the ribs, startling her. She got the message.
"Excuse me, uh, sir, but would you mind...would it be okay if I...we...if we, uh..."
I looked around her. "What she's trying to say is would you mind if we gave you our testimony? If we confessed to you?"
The old man rolled his eyes. "Oh Gawd."
"Yes! You see, it's part of a program we're in. We have to, uh, confess and explain our infatuation to a stranger in order to advance in the program," she added.
"Well, ain't it my lucky day," the old man said sarcastically. "You all aren't part of some kind of weird religious cult or somethin', are ya?"
Katherine shook her head. "Oh no! No no, nothing like that. We each have very specific infatuations. This is part of a program to alleviate said infatuation. Much like AA."
I smiled and winked at the old man. "Trust me, you won't regret it."
The old man frowned at me. "I've heard that before!" He scowled at Katherine. "Go ahead, missy. Get on with it."
She looked back at me. "Are you sure about this?" I simply nodded. She turned back to the old man. "Well, it started several months ago when I noticed Mr. Alan here..."
The old man cut her off. "I don't need the whole history of the world, missy! Cut to the chase!"
The words startled her at first. "Oh! Yes, of course. Cut to the chase." She took a deep breath. "Well, you see, as it turns out, I've become painfully aware that I'm infatuated with Mr. Alan's...Mark's...yes, well, um, member." Her face blushed.
The old man's brows furrowed. "His what?"
Katherine looked down and muttered, "His...his member."
The old man looked at my smiling face. "My
cock
. She's infatuated with my fat fucking
cock
," I said firmly with a twinkle in my eye.
The old man's eyebrows nearly leapt off his head. "Your what?!"
"My
cock
. Isn't that right, Katherine? You're infatuated with my cock. She can't get enough of it. Isn't that right, Katherine?"
"Mark...language...please..." she said quietly.
I chuckled. "Yeah, okay, whatever."
The old man's jaw was open. He was stunned at the turn of events. "She...she..." he stuttered.
"She loves cock. She's infatuated with my cock. But she loves cock. Go ahead, Katherine, tell him."
She was still looking down. "It...it...yes, it's true. I'm infatuated with his member."