This is the third part of the series, however, it's recommended to read the first, second part and then the Thrilling Bus Ride story before proceeding to get better perspective of the setting and the characters.
I was having 'quality time at home' which translates to eating my dinner while my father was watching the news channel and my mother working in the kitchen. We have developed this routine from childhood where we don't talk much unless we need to. Nowadays I'm avoiding conversations even more as it'll end up with them mentioning a 'sweet' guy I should meet so that they can discuss the marriage with his parents. I'm now praying for an onsite opportunity so that I can shut up this talk for a while.
"Shuruga blah blah something something in Japanese..."
started blasting from my phone. It was the Death Note ringtone which Neha configured in my mobile as her personal caller ID. I know it sounds strange why she should set her tune in another's phone, but that's how Neha is.
I looked at my dad and his eyes moved slightly and one of his eyebrows was raised. He didn't like anyone answering the phone while eating, although we used to do the same when he had a landline before the mobile revolution. He was daring me to answer it. I immediately cut the call and kept it on the table. He then turned his attention back to the TV.
"SHURUGA ..."
I immediately picked it up and cut it off. This time my dad turned his neck and gave a slight frown. But I knew Neha. Once she wants to call you, she will keep trying until you pick it up.
The third time I didn't wait for it to ring and immediately picked it up. I barely said hello before Neha started babbling.
"OH MADIHA, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" shrieked Neha in her high pitched anime girl voice, which indicated that she was pretty excited.
"Can't it wait?" I whispered.
"NO, THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT, I NEED YOUR HELP. I JUST HAVE TO TELL IT NOW!!" I turned and observed my dad looking at me with dead eyes, disgusted how half his DNA doesn't have any characteristics of him.
"It's my teammate Neha, there's some issue at the office," I explained half-heartedly, hoping he would buy it. I turned back to the phone.
"What? The batch process fetched the wrong employees. Did you check the parameters?" I started talking more IT jargon as I left the plate and washed my hands in the sink, then walked quickly to the safety of my bedroom.
"What are you even talking about?" exclaimed Neha, "We are not even in production support to work today." I sighed. It was no use trying to explain that I had to make up a story to get away from my parents.
"Leave it, now tell me what's so important to disturb me in the middle of my dinner?" I asked.
"Didn't you call me in the middle of my sleep to tell about your bus adventure?" she retorted.
"Ok, fair point. Now tell me what happened?"
"You won't believe what..." She started again.
"Are you pregnant?" I asked.
"NOOOO," her anime voice came back "I'm on the pill, remember?"
"Did Fiona walk in on you?"
"She is in her native place, remember?" she said back. Yes, the Shrek mouse was having a party while the Fiona cat was away.
"Then there is nothing important. Bye." I said.
"No no no!" she screamed "Don't cut the call! I need to tell you what uncle did today."
"What's there to explain?" I said, "He has tried all poses of Kama sutra with us."
'Or the ones his fat body was capable of,' I thought to myself.
"No, today was so different. We did it outdoors and almost got caught many times." I could sense her blushing at the other end.
"What?" My eyes went as big as saucers. "Did you just say outdoors?"
"Yes!" she replied.
"What the hell do you mean by you almost got caught?" I interrogated her.
"Well, they walked in on us while we were doing it, but it's no big deal," she replied.
"No big deal?" I fumed in anger "Do you even realize how stupid you were? What if that bites you back in the future?"
"Don't worry, that's why uncle took us to a place 30 km away from the city."
"Still, a single picture can screw your life. Don't you know everyone has a mobile these days?"
"Arey baba, we aren't that dumb!" Neha replied grumpily.
'Oh girl, you are.' I thought. "Ok, so tell me what happened." This story was getting interesting.
"So after you left yesterday for the train station, I called Shrek uncle and he came to pick me up on his scooter. Your workmate Vipul was actually relieved. He was still vomiting from all the alcohol he drank at the party, and he couldn't drive anywhere. But you know what uncle did when we got home?"
"Well his wife wasn't home, you were dressed in that semi-transparent saree with noodle strap blouse and most of all, and he is a shameless horny bastard." I said sarcastically "No shit Sherlock, I know exactly what happened when you got home. In fact, I would be surprised if he didn't lay a hand on you. But that would mean the world will be coming to an end."
"Oh yeah, spaketh the lady who gave a blowjob to a stranger on a bus..." retorted Neha.
"Ok ok ok," I tried to calm her "let's not get into specifics."
"The moment we got home, he hardly waited for me to lock the door. Immediately he pinned me against the wall. He pulled down the pallu of my saree. Then he tore down the straps of my blouse and pulled out my breasts. While he was suckling them, he began pulling up my saree and petticoat. With frenzy, he once again tore my panties. He pulled out his dick and then started fucking me in the standing position itself with me sandwiched between him and the wall."
I could hear the disgust, but also excitement in her voice. Shrek looked like his movie namesake, but he knew he could do anything to us because he was our landlord. Unless his ogre wife found out.
"I could no longer handle it and hugged him tight and wrapped my legs around him. This went on until we both came. Then he pushed me on the bed and started removing my saree finally..."
"Wait wait wait," I interrupted, "you said something about public sex and almost getting caught etc. But this is just the plain stuff he normally does."
"Well Madiha," she replied, "you should know that patience is a virtue and we will come to that."
"But," I replied "I left my dinner halfway and got the telltale Stare from my dad. I need to get back soon."
"Don't worry madam," assured Neha "I'll be crisp and finish it in five more minutes."
I sighed as her "five minutes" meant a different time every time. And never just five minutes.
Neha continued, "So he fulfilled his desire of fucking me in the saree and he then stripped me nude. He made me blow him off and then some 69 and after that some doggie. Then you called and it was fun talking to you while he was pounding me. Then I rode him till we were tired and slept off.
The next morning you called me and it woke me up from a deep sleep, but uncle wasn't there. On the chair, there was this Pikachu t-shirt and the knee-length skirt of mine which I understood was meant for me. I freshened up and took a bath.
Shrek then arrived with two packets of hot idly and sambhar. We ate them and he said we should go out and buy some vegetables. I knew it was a trap but that only made me excited. When I picked up my scooter key, he said doesn't worry as he had better transport available. When I went outside, it was a mid-range hatchback SUV."
"Since when did he buy an SUV?" I asked. Shrek was a miser and he found a way to eat at our expense many times.
"I too asked the same." replied Neha, "He said a friend had loaned it to him. I saw that the backseat was folded to make a bigger space and knew he had something sinister in mind. He then drove the car and instead of going to the nearby market, he started heading outside the city limits. When I asked him why he said the vegetables are fresher outside the city."