Chapter 1
Carmelo was sitting at his desk wondering how he got so lucky in life. He had the perfect life-a beautiful wife, a fantastic job and a house to top the Jones's. As he sat and pondered how he managed to get where he was, he felt like he wasn't meeting his wife's expectations. The monotony in their relationship was starting to take a toll.
His wife, Alisa, had started displaying behavior that wasn't like her. She was joining all types of forums on-line and meeting people in which she had nothing in common. Carmelo wondered if there had been more going on than met the eye. He didn't think his wife was cheating on him, but instead wondered if he could do something to rekindle their relationship.
Carmelo thought back to the fantasies his wife had shared with him, and he knew exactly how he would win her affections back. He picked up the phone and dialed her number.
"Alisa Giovanni speaking, how may I assist you?"
"Hey baby, let's meet for drinks at the Martini Bar after work. I'll be off around 6:00, so I'll see you around 6:30."
"Okay, I'll see you then," Alisa replied.
Little did his wife know, he would be there incognito, waiting to make his move. His wife always commented on how fun it would be to dress up as someone else. With the way things were going between the two of them, he was willing to give this a try. Carmelo hoped that it would be worth it.
Chapter 2
Carmelo could not wait to meet Alisa tonight, pretending to be someone else. After he purchased a few props from the local costume shop, got a haircut, and made a stop at the tattoo parlor, the anticipation of the evening ahead was making him crazy.
His blue contacts would easily hide his brown eyes, and the goatee applique would be something Alisa would not expect. His new Mohawk was going to take some getting used to, but he had a feeling it would be will worth it. In addition to his new hair-do, both of his ears were now pierced with hoops, and he had a kick-ass tribal piece tattooed on his bicep. Alisa always drooled over guys with Mohawks, piercings, or tattoos, so he was sure the changes would win her over.
He told his wife not to meet him until 6:30, so that gave him plenty of time to get his new look perfected. After parking the car, he closed the garage door and made a mad dash for the bathroom. Bags in hand, he emptied the contents onto the counter and tried to decipher the directions for applying the goatee. Before he started to apply anything, he would need a quick shower to wash the day off of him.
As the water started flowing over his body, he asked himself, "What the hell am I doing? What if all of this is for nothing, and I still don't win Alisa's affection?" As if on cue, a little voice spoke to him assuring him this is exactly what both of them needed. Not knowing for sure how things would turn out tonight, he got out of the shower and toweled off. Deciding to forgo underwear for the evening, he carefully slid on his new jeans, followed by his muscle shirt. He wanted to show off his new tattoo, so he dug through his closet until he found an old shirt.
The directions were not difficult for affixing his new facial hair. After the tenth time of looking it over in the mirror, Carmelo was happy with the result. He popped his new contacts in and had to blink repeatedly for the fuckers to stick to his eyes. His vision was perfect, so he had no use for contacts; they were for decoration only to hide his real eye color.
Carmelo put a dollop of gel on his fingertips and massaged the goop into his hair to create a Mohawk. He then found his wife's hair spray and sprayed half the can on his new spikes. There was no way they would come out of place after the treatment they just received.
Checking himself over one last time, Carmelo could not have been happier. He looked nothing like the businessman he was during the day. Instead, he looked like a biker strolling through town looking for a fight. Glancing at the clock on the wall, he mentally prepared himself for what was about to transpire. He splashed on some cologne, grabbed his keys, and got into his car.
Here. Goes. Nothing.
Chapter 3
Walking through the door of the Martini Bar, I could not believe what I was seeing. My wife was sitting at the bar with another man, and it was obvious the two of them were extremely cozy with one another. Before jumping to any conclusions, I decided to sit opposite of her at the bar, and observe.