"So, has Mitch ever bought you some, shall we say, inappropriate clothing?" Mike asked Karen as she walked in the door. "What?" Karen gave him a funny look. His head rolled towards Mitch as he slurred, "She doesn't understand."
It had been a long night, Mitch hosted a monthly poke game. Beer, cigars and saving the world if only we could remember what we had said the night before. Karen would disappear for a few hours, usually returning after everyone had left, except Mike. Mike had a habit of being passed out or too drunk to drive home, often he was already passed out by the time the game was over.
Tonight, Mike was still at the table with Mitch, working on a beer but obviously going nowhere on his own. "The subject tonight was inappropriate clothing, I want to know if Mitch, has ever, bought you in-a-pro-pro-pre," he paused then gave it a second try, "inappropriate, clothing? That's what I want to know."
Karen walked over and sat on Mitch's knee, and stared first at Mike, then at Mitch. "What does he mean inappropriate clothing?" She laughed looking at Mitch. "Tonight's discussion over the poker table," Mitch replied. "Was clothing we have bought our wives or girlfriends."
Really? A bunch of men sitting around talking clothing?"
"Inappropriate clothing!" Mike injected drunkenly.
Karen poured herself a shot, wiggled her eyebrows, "Sorry inappropriate clothing." She giggled. She felt Mitch's hand slip up under her shirt tracing his fingers along her bra. "Just what did you mean Mikey." Karen had known Mike since she was his baby sitter, 10 years later Mike worked for her husband and favorite pervert, Mitch.
"You know clothing a lady like you would never wear. "Mike explained. Karen felt Mitch's move from her bra cups back to her back, it was distracting, but as drunk as Mike was she was sure he didn't notice. She felt her bra clasp come undone as Mike's eyes suddenly opened wide. "You know nighties that show off your boobs! Stuff like that!" He leaned towards her, "that's it inappropriate clothing! "Mitch's hands were now holding her breasts tweaking her nipples.
"I think Mitch bought this sweater," Karen smoothed it down over Mitch's hands as he made her nipples harder, "is this inappropriate?" She asked, as she poured another shot.
"Oh no! You always dress like a lady." Mike slurred.