What a display, I thought, as I rang the doorbell of my neighbor. Who on earth was that guy? I was hoping to find out.
"Hi. Glad you could make it." Tina was STUNNING! Her long blonde hair was curled. The beauty was wearing a silky black dress. "Please, come in." I just stood their, shocked at her beauty. "Come in," she repeated, grabbing my wrist and shoving me in. "Boyfriend, remember."
"I'm sorry. Your just SO LOVELY!"
"Whatever." she snorted.
Just as I was sitting down on the couch, a man walked in. "Oh. I didn't know you had company."
"Bob, this is Steve.
"Pleasure," Steve extended his hand. "I'm the squirts brother."
BINGO! So my neighbor is into incest. Interesting. I'll have to remember that. "Nice to meet you."
"Well, I gotta go." he exclaimed, as he grabbed his coat and walked out the door.
Turning to the gorgeous blonde, I said, "So, what's the eats?" Just then, the doorbell rang.
"Well...to be honest, I can't cook." She opened the door. "How much?"
"$13.50."
Tina paid him and shot the door with her foot. "Pizza."