I wash my car several times a week, if I need it or not, just for the fun of showing off. You see, I love to show myself in public. As much of and as many times as I can without sending myself right to jail. This is a story of one such visit to a local car wash that kind of got out of control, but man was I glad that it did.
I had just got off work and hadn't really planned on stopping today. I just didn't feel up to changing from my work clothes to the short shorts and half top that I carry in the trunk. It had been raining all morning and promised to clear up and become a real muggy day. So just before I passed up the car wash a truck flew by me and splattered my car with mud. I just can't stand that! So the winds of fate changed my mind and I pulled into a stall in the back. There is only one other stall that is close to this one and it is directly across and about 30 yards away. Not real promising for a good show, especially since it was empty.
What the hell, I popped the trunk and got my clothes any way. While changing in the car a new Mustang pulled into the other stall. Great, a woman was going to be my only audience today. Don't get me wrong, I like to tease the girls just as much, but it is a real thrill to watch a guys eyes pop and his pants bulge. To my disbelief, a guy got out of the Mustang, weird, only women drive the new ones. Further more, he was not bad. Nicely built and of average good looks. Maybe I would get to do a little dance after all.
I waited until he had started up his wash before getting out. Our cars were facing each other so at first I know he didn't see me. I stood up and stretched my arms up and pulled my hair into a pony so that I wouldn't get soap or anything in it. Out angled myself to see if he had noticed me yet. Bingo, he did, and he was staring, not thinking that I could see him. I took a little longer than normal and lifted my arms almost high enough to let my half shirt expose the underside of my breast line. I'm sure he could tell I wasn't wearing a bra. From he vantage point he could not see my cut offs yet, but they let a whole lot of ass show and the front is so narrow that after a few bends and squats my lips nearly envelop the fabric.
Now that I had his attention it was time to play. I walked to the other side of my car and started putting change into the machine, when, clumsy me, I dropped a quarter. I bent over with my long legs barely bending, giving him a good look at my backside. He had move to the rear of his car so that he could watch me without me knowing it. From his distance I'm not sure if he could see up my shirt but if he could, he was getting a full view of my tits. Getting the last quarter in, I pulled the spray nozzle from it's rack and started soaking my car. Actually, it's not a car, I own an Explorer and it's quite tall for me. I had running boards installed so that I could even reach the top. Stepping onto it now I leaned into the side in which I had already sprayed and of course soaked my shirt in the process.
I pretended not to notice and just went on about my business, watching him all the while. he sure was cleaning the back of his car good.
After going around my car twice I was beginning to wonder if he was going to wash his paint right off the rear of his car. About this time I noticed he had gotten into his car as if to look for something and then got out again reaching into his pockets. he had run out of change. Seeing as I come to this car wash a lot, I already knew the changer was busted, always is. He went to it of course and again of course it was busted. He turned slightly in my direction as if in contemplation of asking me. Finally, he was walking over, I pretended not to notice and acted as if there was a place on the roof that I just could reach. I was really just making sure that I was nice and wet.
He announced himself and I hopped down from the running board, making sure to let my tits bounce in the process. Now he was only a couple of feet from me and looking directly at my chest, which I'm sure were showing my tits nicely. He told me of his dilemma and with a big smile I told him, no problem, I always had enough change. I keep my change in the glove box, so I went to the passenger side, knowing the door was locked, with him directly behind me. I gave him an extra wiggle just for fun. Pulling on the handle to no avail, I cursed and told him I forgot I had locked it.
I walked right passed him brushing my left tit on his arm as I did. I opened my drivers door and climbed up. It is near impossible to reach the glove box without actually getting in so while I tried to reach it I wiggled my ass in his face for a moment. Cursing again I turned and plopped into my seat, while leaning backwards over my console to reach the glove box. I was now giving him a nice view of my crotch, which almost certainly had to be mostly pussy lips by now, sure felt that way. Taking my time, I finally got him his change.
This part was solely by accident but turned out fun any way. As I was leaning up, my shirt got caught on something and nearly tore in half, completely exposing my bare titties to this guy who wasn't a foot from me. It was an old shirt but hell, even I wouldn't have believed it could tear so easy. I acted dumb founded for a moment which gave him a good long look and then faked embarrassment. As I was standing up my foot slipped of the running board and I fell right into him. He of course had a nice handful of my right tit and didn't seem to want to let go of it. Truth be known, I didn't either, so did nothing to make him move it. Again faking embarrassment I stepped back covering myself after he did let go and leaned against my car. We both just stood there for a moment in dumb silence, while I tried to figure out how to go further. He finally spoke up and told me he had a spare shirt in his car and left to go get it.
While he was walking away, I was trying to think of a way to show him all of me naked! I was burning up with desire and not only wanted him to see me naked but I wanted him too. I pulled my torn rag off of me and stood there half naked. As I was watching him start back I noticed an oil spill on the ground just behind my car, that was it! I had to accidentally fall into that oil, getting it on my short, then I would have to take them off before I got back into my car. At least that was my plan, spare of the moment or not, I had to try it.
I walked toward him and the oil, with my hands barely covering myself and just as I was going to fake slipping, I actually did slip, not on the oil, but on the soap on the oil. I fell and hit the ground on my ass, hard, scrapping my back on my bumper in the process. It hurt like hell, but not too severe. He ran over and helped me up, cupping a breast into one hand in the process, it was quick but I felt it, and I liked it. He faked being really hurt and he helped me to my open car door.