Cancun Honeymoon
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This chapter has IR fucking, some girl girl sex. Please don't read or comment if this is not your flavor.
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I'll never understand men in general and my husband in particular. I spent the better part of my teen years carefully planning my future, and learning all about the male of the species with whom I must breed to have my perfect children. After bearing the desired number of offspring, my male could go fishing every day for all I would care. I birthed children to carry on the human race, and have a caring circle of female friends for companionship in my senior years.
I needed a suitable cock. Sounds crude, doesn't it? During the 'hunting season', which normally encompasses the years between a woman's eighteenth and fortieth birthday, we use the term 'finding my dreamboat', or 'finding Mr. Right'. Those are the polite terms used to refer to 'The Cock'.
I was told by my mother to judge my prospect by the TV shows he watches; specifically family oriented shows, soaps, and NCIS. How was my mother to know that today's male watches 'TV' on his laptop drooling over "Girls Gone Wild', "Thesandfly", "Dixie Trailer Park", and reading stories on "Literotica"?
When I realized my planning error it was too late to start looking for a new trainee. I'll be sure to tell my future daughters of this mistake.
Anyway, the desired physical characteristics of my ideal mate were obtained as Sean is tall, dark, handsome, a good wage earner, and has a nice cock. I haven't chosen to start my baby production phase yet but I'm certain he has good sperm because three of his older brothers have produced attractive, intelligent and well behaved children.
My best friend is Adrienne LaMothe, 23 years old, 5'8" tall, 125 pounds with curly black hair extending almost to her ass. She has big blue eyes, 36D breasts with dark areolae, and cute nipples. Her waist is narrow emphasizing her apple-shaped ass. She has long legs.
My name is Ashley Gordon Evans. I'm also 23 years old, 5'10" tall, and 125 pounds with curly frizzy blonde hair extending five inches below my shoulders. My green eyes are large and expressive. I have 36C breasts with big puffy pink areolae and nipples that stand out ¾ of an inch. My narrow waist enhances my peach bottom ass. My legs are long and well proportioned.
We're "Girls Gone Wild" wannabes.
Kinda hot, huh?
We were playmates as children and did everything together through high school. Good and bad. We played soccer, and swam on the school swim team. We were co homecoming queens and co valedictorians. We even dated together and got scholarships to the same college; she chose nursing, I chose software development. Our goal was to marry doctors.
During college she found Edward, an ER doctor, and fixed me up with his brother, Sean, an intern. The chemistry was just right for all of us. We had a double wedding three days ago and came to Cancun for our honeymoon at a clothing-optional resort.
That's where I first learned that my careful husband hunting plan was faulty.
A woman's private parts are basically one-size-fits-all. For some reason our Mother in Heaven made men with different sized penises. Why did she do that? I felt like that blonde Nazi woman in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' who "didn't choose wisely."
After a long walk along the beach the first day we returned to Addy's suite. Our husbands wanted to play naked billiards at the tiki bar so we sent them off with wifey kisses.
I mentioned my confusion to Addy. She looked at me surprised and said "You didn't check his junk before the wedding?"
I told her that I knew he had a nice cock.
"Well then, there's no problem."
"The fuck there is, Addy! He has a wee-wee compared with the cocks I just saw walking on the beach! There was even an octogenarian with one a foot long."
"Haven't you learned anything, honey? You marry for the name, the house, the bling and children. For sex you have your husband introduce you to his friends with bigger cocks."
"You're out of your fuckin' mind, Addy! There's no way Sean is going to introduce me to any of his friends with bigger cocks, let alone let them fuck me!"
"Why not? Eddie's doing it."
"Are you delirious girl? Fuck! When did this start?"
"About six months ago."
