An absolute humiliating college nightmare - Part 2
I carefully cleaned myself up with toilet paper and tried to get the courage to walk back into the party. I had just humiliated myself in front of Paul, Jay (a hot blonde with short blonde hair) and not one but two hot Lisas; my best friend and her hot roommate who had made be burst with one half of a pump. All of this after we had just watched Paul and his tree trunk give Jay several happy endings for well over an hour on the other bed in the room. The comparison made it worse. The shame was over-whelming. One half of a pump, just up and not even down and I exploded all over myself with Lisa jumping back like she had seen a spider.
I slowly walked back into the party from the bedroom. No one immediately looked over at me. The party was going wild and everyone was in-shape and attractive; I was so out of my league. A couple was making out on the couch, about six people were at the table in multiple stages of undress playing cards, and guys were taking body shots off of two hot girls in the living room. I scanned the room for Jay, Paul and the Lisas. I couldnât find my best friend Lisa but Jay, Paul and the other Lisa were huddled in the kitchen around a bottle and giggling at something on Jayâs phone. As I entered the living room Paul called me out and beckoned me over.
âWhatâs up buddy?â Paul stammered in a drunken slur. I carefully viewed the girlsâ reactions but they just smiled and acted as if nothing happened. In retrospect Jayâs smile did look a little devilish.
Lisa said âhey studâ and gently grabbed my hand giving me a kiss on the cheek, âwe thought we had lost you in there.â I knew I should say something but couldnât get a word out in shyness and shame.
Paul poured me a huge shot of liquor, handed it to me and said âbottoms up.â We all had several shots and I finally asked where the other Lisa was. Jay explained that she was in a huff by the all the partying and stormed out. No one mentioned my quick performance and I started to think I was in the clear; maybe everyone was too sloshed to think anything about it. Adding to my confidence was Lisaâs flirting and hanging on me.
I remember us taking shots in the kitchen and the rest of the night is a blur. I blacked out. I have a vague memory of dancing with Lisa in the living room, and girls and guys getting naked at the table playing poker. Thatâs all I remember until I woke up the next morning on the couch.
I woke up with a tremendous hangover, the clock said 7 and I was in an immediate panic. I was bare ass naked. Why was I naked? Was it in front of everyone or after they already left? What the hell was going on and where the hell were all my clothes? I was shrunken more than usual and looked like a little⊠little boy. Who had seen me?
I had to find my clothes or something, anything, to cover up. There wasnât even a towel in the bathroom. My bad luck is simply amazing. My little guy felt cold as I searched the apartment in a panic for clothes. My search was fruitless, my clothes had disappeared and there was nothing to wear. I snuck around the cold apartment repeatedly, my weenie felt so cold. At this point I was desperate and willing to accept anything to cover up. I imagined finding sweats (hopefully gray), slipping them on running to the safety of my apartment.
There was nothing in the washer or dryer but I looked up and couldnât believe what I saw. Hanging above the dryer were my best friend Lisaâs tiny little neon green stretch shorts. She often worked out or ran in them and they drove me crazy. They were sheer, low on her waist, showed off all of her lean-long runnerâs legs and were extremely tight. Best of all they rode up her muscular ass and showed the gorgeous dimples in her perfect butt. At the gym I would watch her work out and I could always spy a little spot of sweat appear right above the cleft of her butt crack and at the right angle, I could spy the out line of her perfect clam. I thought about her in the shorts almost every time I played with myself. I was in a daze being able to touch and feel the green shorts that Iâd been fantasizing about since high school. I was in a fantasy filled fog.
âEnjoying yourself little guyâ came a whispered voice. I was startled back into the moment by the unmistakable sound of Jay. I had Lisaâs tiny little green shorts in hand and was sporting a woody oozing pre-cum. I jumped and tried to hide my shame with the shorts. She motioned for me to come into the room with her and I entered gladly, a chance to hide. As I entered, covering my little boner with the shorts, I saw Paul lying in the bed with his hands behind his head.
âWhoa, whoa (laughs) whatâs up here?â Paul said as he saw my state of undress.
âLynus is going to settle our little bet from last nightâ cheeped Jay in a bratty tone.
âPlease, please, please give me some pants or shortsâ I pleaded in whispered tone. I didnât want to wake up anyone else.
âNot after your little show last night stud, not until you do as I ask.â I wondered what she meant by my little show. Was it what I could remember, my premature show, or something that happened after I blacked out. âSee this?â she asked and showed me the face of her phone. The app showed a stopwatch. âI bet Paul here last night that you could never make it more than a few minutes - he says you were just having a bad night or nervous. Weâll settle it right here and now.â
âOh shitâ came from Paul looking at me with a sympathetic grin. He shook his head and looked down.
âTake those little shorts and rub your lilâ peanut like you mean it. Iâm going to time you. Rub it for real and fast or Iâll start yelling and the house can all see it all for themselves. You might even get arrested little perv.â Turning to Paul she continued âif he makes it, letâs say 7 minutes, you win and can have me where we discussed but if itâs a second less I win.â